Editing Forgotten Freedom:Rules of the Bar

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Rules of the Bar (aka “The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if…”)

1: If your name contains the word “Jarlot”, do not talk to the half-elf with the mechanical arm.

Edit: The half-elf no longer has a mechanical arm.  But you'll know who we're talking about, trust us.

2: Bar brawls follow standard comic narrative rules.

3: The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if you call the orangutan a monkey.

4: The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if you attack the young farmboy who came in with the old man in a hooded cloak.

5. All ninja-pirate debates must be taken outside.

6. The establishment is not responsible if you choose to accept your mission.

7. The establishment is not responsible if your children disappear into a wardrobe.

 Rules for Costume Contests in the bar
 1. No saying you are dressed up as yourself.
 2. No dressing up as a horrible vision of unknowability in an attempt to drive the judges insane and thus be declared the winner by default.
 3. Ketler is not allowed to dress up as Jaela.