Editing Libraries of Faerie

=Libraries of Faerie=


==Yesterday's Shelves==


==Today's Libraries==

===Amos Freeman's Front Porch===

In the United States, Nebraska, specifically, there is a small town name of Benton.

Not much of a town, Benton. Just a few stores and a stretch of road runnin' between a few small farms.

One of these farms belongs to Amos Freeman, and had for as long as anyone can remember. 

In the 30's, the farm was huge and bustling, and Amos didn't turn down nobody who came with an empty wallet, hungry stomach an' strong back. Amos Freeman, a black man whose pa told him stories of bein' a slave every night at bed time, kept damn near all of Benton fed and workin' during that time.

Its mostly run down, now; though. Everything needs fixin' but there no one around do it. No ones lives at the Freeman farm now, 'cept for Amos and his nine granddaughters. 

Amos' nine granddaughter care for the farm as best they, milkin' the cow, feedin' the chickens and pigs, and keepin' some of the crops growin', but it just ain't much of a farm no more.

Thing is, any time of the day or night, Amos' nine granddaughters (all nine of 'em, just old enough to be considered grown women, all nine of 'em pretty as sin, eight as dark as night, and one as white as the moon) can be found cookin' up one hell of meal. Fried Chicken, spiral-cut honeyed ham, collared greens, corn on the cob, buttermilk buscuits, black eye eyes, an' a whole mess of other stuff. Homemade icecream an' pie for dessert. Apple, blueberry, or strawberry-rhubarb. 

While they're busy making up the meal (always more than enough for everyone to stuff themselves and take home left overs, no matter how many friends or strangers show up), Amos just sits in his favor rockin' chair on the front porch. Looks, for all the world, like a skeleton wrapped the wrinkly skin of a raisin, kept alive by sheer stubborness. He's got a piece of that drawin' charcoal and a stack of nice, heavy-stock paper sittin' in his lap, but he ain't drawin' nothin'. 

He just sits, and rocks, and looks up at the sun, or the stars, whatever the case may be.

Anyone who talks to him, they don't get an answer, they don't even get a look or a nod. He just sits, and rocks, and looks up at the sun, or the stars, whatever the case may be.

The granddaughters - their right friendly - always happy to have guests, and always willing to fetch a glass of iced tea or lemonaide, or a shot of bourbon, from a bottle older than they are. If asked about Amos, they get a real sad look on their faces, and they just say he's been like that, quiet, an' starin' up at the sky for as long as they can recall. But their sadness doesn't last long, because they have guests to take care of, and they sure do love to have guests, and make new friends.

Odd thing, though, about Amos, somethin' that the granddaughters are willin' to speak on if someone tickles their fancy...

While Amos is rockin' in his chair, if you ask him, "tell me the story of the Bible", he'll tell you the story of the King James Version... startin' with Genesis, and endin' with Revelations, he'll recite the whole thing. He'll even draw those timelines and maps that show up at the end of most Bible now days, usin' his drawin' charcoal an' paper.

It ain't just the Bible, though... he can reciet any book, as long as you ask for it. He don't even need to know the lanuage its in, or have ever read - or heard - of the book. Old Amos, he can tell you, word-for-word (in perfect French) what's written in some little French girl's diary from 1941.

Even though he never does anything no more, and the nine granddaughters don't get out much, word of Amos' strange gift has spread. 

The only men in the world to know everything written in the Dead Sea Scrolls are a few high-falootin' guys from New York City who came to pay Amos and his granddaughters a visit, meanwhile, an old woman from Plano, Texas came up to see Amos one day, to hear him read her love letters from her husband, who died in the same fire that destroyed the letters.

He ain't never gonna be famous, but there are people who know about him, people from all over the world. 

People from beyond it, too. 

The nine granddaughters, they've had guests far stranger than humans, but as long as they mind their manners, and wipe their feets (or tenticles) before comin' in the house, they ain't about to judge them, or turn them away.

No matter how long or short a book, or a series of letters, Amos always finishes one book when the sun goes down, and finishes another when the sun comes up.

If'n someone wants, they can stay a spell at the Freeman farm. The nine granddaughters are more than happy to make up rooms, especially for the people that they take a likin' to. Guests will eventually wear out their welcome, though, especially if the the granddaughters think they are takin' advantage of old Amos, and are usually asked to leave after a week or two. 

No one has ever refused the granddaughters' polite request.

===Rabbi Moishe's One-Word Library===

Rabbi Isaac, I write to you, my old teacher, for I am sorely in need of your wisdom.

You know from my last letter of the fire which destroyed the small library of our yeshiva. Rabbi Moishe, of course, was devastated. He had retreated to study the Talmud and meditate upon a solution, leaving me to instruct the students of the yeshiva.

In fact, I was using our only copy of the Torah to teach the boys their letters when it happened. Young Elazar was pretending he could not pick out the alef, despite my stern looks of disapproval.

We suddenly heard a voice like thunder from the back room: '''“SON OF A STINKING DROP!”''', so mighty that it shook cascades of dust from the rafters.

I realized immediately that Rabbi Moishe was in the back room, but felt it necessary to spend a moment calming the boys. Poor Elazar had quite fainted away in shock, with little more than a squeak of dismay.

When we found Rabbi Moishe in the ruined back room, it took us some time to piece together what had happened -- for he had been struck both dumb and unable to read or write, it seems. He sat on the floor, dazed, with a smoking brand upon his forehead with the Word written there.

I am afraid, my old teacher, that Rabbi Moishe must have found something in the Talmud that suggested a solution to our lost library. I think he called up the angel, Metatron, and demanded that our library be filled with words of wisdom.

I believe this, for I believe that what the angel branded upon the forehead of poor Rabbi Moishe was no word, but The Word.

The Word which was spoken to begin the Creation.

It took us some time to puzzle this out, though, for none of us could read what was written there, and poor Rabbi Moishe could not tell us. Clever young Shaul found the references to the angel Metatron which the Rabbi had surely been reading. And it was the Rabbi himself who guessed what the angel had written -- though it took some time of pointing at the Torah for me to understand.

Fortunately, the Rabbi’s wife Ismaela was wise enough to stop us from giving him a mirror to see the brand of the Word.

Poor Shaul tried to trace what the angel had written, but his writing burst into flames. With luck, he will heal and may even regain the use of his hand.

It took us several days before anyone could begin to puzzle out the Word there. 

But, everyone reads it differently. To me, it appears to say “Wisdom”. Shaul instead reads it as “Love”. Young Elazar claimed it to be “Joy”, although when I teased him about whether he could now identify the letters, he was unduly grave.

I suppose angels have that effect on us all.

Little Metibel, the Rabbi’s daughter, told us that the word was “Butterfly.” It is unfortunate she was not born a son, for she would have made a fine student in the yeshiva.

The puzzle of the Word has so obsessed the yeshiva that much mischief has come of it.

Ismaela has become convinced that she can add up the letters of the Word, and divine its meaning by gematria. Metibel tells me her mother pesters the Rabbi so much that he has taken to locking himself in a closet to escape her. Ismaela now wanders about muttering that the numbers do not figure up.

Each day, instead of studying the Torah and the Talmud, we sit together and attempt to read the Word written on the Rabbi Moishe. Although we have had many good debates thereby, I think that the Rabbi has quite lost his patience for it. Particularly since he cannot participate, of course, being dumb and illiterate now.

The reason for the urgency of this letter, though, came yesterday. Enosh was convinced he had finally puzzled out the Word, and attempted to speak it.

Enosh will be missed.

Now Enosh’s father plans the mourning, while the mother has been at Rabbi Moishe ceaselessly. I suspect she wants him to call up the angel once more, and return her son to her.

My old friend and teacher, please advise me on what to do, for I have reached the end of my wisdom on this. 

Write swiftly,
Kaleb ben Esai

===Middleton State Hospital's Files on 'Scoots' Williams===

Walter Williams is called 'Scoots' by the orderlies who care for him. 

He lives in a small room at the Middleton State Hospital in Middleton, South Carolina.

Its not a terrible mental facility, but its not a good one. All of its employees are good people who do what they can. The cooks in the kitchen, to the orderlies and nurses, to the doctors and even Mrs. Goldberg, who runs the hospital, they all truly care.

Its a good thing, too, because the state of South Carolina gives Middleton State Hospital little money to work with.

Scoots is a favorite of the hospital. Doctors and nurses pay him regular visits, and there is always at least one orderly in his room.

Even Mrs. Goldberg visits him, on occasion.

The thing is, Scoots is never quite the same person twice. He plays chess, with one of the doctors, and three of the orderlies. Sometimes, he is excellent, other times, his opponent has to remind him how the horsey moves. Sometimes, he just looks at his opponent, and says "I will beat you in 12 moves." And he does.

Sometimes, he is open, and talkative, and smart, and charming. one nurse had to be let go because she begain sleeping with Scoots. No one blamed her though. Scoots could be very seductive when he wanted to.

Other times, he won't talk for weeks at a time.

During these times when he doesn't talk, he writes. Not words. He writes little squiggles and spirals, and happy faces, and other doodles.

He writes them in notebooks, or scraps of paper. If he runs out of paper, he'll write them on the walls. If the pens run out of ink, or the pencils break, he'll bite his thumb, and write in his own blood, or carve into the cheap walls with the empty pens, or broken bits of pencil.

The orderlies are careful to make sure he has enough paper, and enough pens.

Each line, each squiggle, and each picture is a book. No one knows how it works, but every little doodle he makes contains so much beauty, and so much information.

A small frowny-face, when looked at for only a second, might be Hamlet. A stick figure could be a complete set of the Encylopedia Brittanica, and a swirling line could be the collected works of Nietzsche.

No one at the Middleton State Hospital understands these doodles, but almost everyone reads them. 

Many orderlies know several languages, and every word of "the Prince" and "the Divine Comedy" from looking at a picture of a house, with a sun above it, and a stick figure family standing outside of it. 

One nurse went back to medical school, and aced all of her classes because of a series of randomly curving lines. She is a doctor now, working again at Middleton State Hospital.

Even though Mrs. Goldberg has these writings locked away, nearly everyone who regularly deals with Scoots has a copy of the key. 

Sometimes, the employees sneak some of these writings out of the hospital. Perhaps they want their children to learn Spanish, or they want their wives or husbands to read "Love in the Time of Cholera". This is rare; however, as the Middleton State Hospital's employees know that they cannot explain these writings to their families. And, frankly, their frightening.

Scoots has made the hospital into an odd family, by virtue of this strange and bizarre secret they all share. Mrs. Goldberg secretly hopes and dreads the coming of the day she will have to show these writings to someone outside of the hospital.

==Tomorrow's Vaults==

===Library of Osmosis===

Information is bonded drectly to hydrogen atoms, which are placed in a solution that combines mind-altering elements and chemicals that create synaptic bridges. 

The enitre library is rows upon rows of fridges that contain drinkable books.

==Depositories That Never Were==

===The wind library===
An entire canyon carved from solid stone, filled with whistling holes and fantastic whorls. A wind blows constantly through. Different sounds are made in different parts of the canyon by the wind whistling through the channels. If you walk through certain parts in a certain path at a certain speed, the changing sounds seem like voices, reading passages of books to you.

===The Sleeper's Library===
It is said that those minds are troubled over-much with the desire to learn, or the desire to know --and the two are different -- or the desire to create are given a change, a choice, at one single point in their life.

For some, this choice comes late in life, for others, while they are still infants.

This choice comes, fittingly, in their sleep.

The Librarian comes to them, in whatever form they expect the Librarian to take, and offers them this choice: come to the Library in their dreams, join the Library, and never again dream like a mortal, and never again have their mind be truly and completely their own... or don't.

In the countless ocean of time that has passed, none that the Librarian has given this choice to have denied the Library.

Once someone has chosen the Sleeper's Library, every night, in their sleep, they dream of a vast and endless library, with countless, impossibly large halls, and tiny, intimate studies.

Every book ever written can be found in this Sleeper's Library, and every book that someone within the Library has ever thought of writing can be found within the Library.

In fact, every thought a member of the Library ever has becomes part of the Library, written in some book, or scroll, for every other member of the Sleeper's Library to see, should they happen upon it.

Few members of the Library; however, know the architecture of the Sleeper's Library well enough to reliably seek out the thought-records of their fellows.

===The Palace of Glass and Knowledge Unbound===

If someone wanders within the deserts for nine days and nine nights, and one day beyond that, with only what food and water they can carry with them, they might find the Palace of Glass and Knowledge Unbound.

But, probably, instead, they will die.

If they live to see the sun rise on that tenth day, the Palace of Glass and Knowledge Unbound will appear. A great sandstorm suddenly erupts, so bad that it scours the skin, and blinds the eyes. When it fades, there is a great palace of glass, with large spires and elegant domes. It catches the light of the sun, and it holds it, so that it does not blind those you look upon it during the day, and stays bright enough to see by during the night.

Inside the Palace of Glass and Knowledge Unbound, it is a paradise. There are bookshelves made of glass, with thousands and thousands of panes of glass. Amid these beautiful bookshelves are flowing rivers of cold, clear water, and waterfalls of the same, and in the upper levels, pools of water, that during the day, are heated enough to bath in.

Those there is no food within the palace, and no where to sleep, or even sit and rest, there is no need. As long as someone drinks with sweet, cold water of the Palace of Glass and Knowledge Unbound, they need no food, nor sleep, nor rest, but their desire for this water is a near desperate thing. 

The time of those within the palace can be spent much better, by listening to the panes of glass, by dipping their fingers into the clear waters, and rubbing it upon a pane of glass, the words it contains a read aloud, in a voice like the hum of crystal.

One can stay within the Palace of Glass and Knowledge Unbound for as long as one wishes, but they will never see another living soul.

Once needs only walk out of the front gates of the palace to leave, but once they leave, they can never return.

While difficult, the walk out of the desert is much less dangerous for someone who has been within the palace, for, as long as some has tasted one drop of the palace's water, they will never be thirsty again.

===The Library of Sussurations===

In a far off land, some say Tibet, some say Peru, high on a windy plan, there exists a library that consists only of plants. It appears to be a field of small bushes and shrubs, once well tended but in now fallen into disarray. It is readily apparent to any who view it that there is some pattern to the plantings, but it is not so clear what that pattern is. The wisest of scholars will never see the pattern, because it is not there to be seen. It must be *heard* Everyday, at dawn and again at dusk, as the winds blow across the plain, the plants brush against themselves and each other. The soft rattlings and rustlings, when listened to carefully, reveal themselves as softly spoken words. The words are different in different parts of the garden. Sadly, the words no longer make sense, poorly pronounced and in random order. The plants need to be tended, watered and trimmed in a precise manner, in order to keep the articulation coherent and the knowledge of this techinique has died out or disappeared. Perhaps the secret techniques are contained within the library itself, but who can tell?
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 =Libraries of Faerie=
-The libraries listed here were posts made to a thread in RPG.net's Tangency Open board titled [http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?t=39832 '''The Libraries of Faerie'''].  The formating of these have been kept as close to the original posts as possible, though some of them were given no names by the original poster and have been given names based from the content of the post.
 ==Yesterday's Shelves==
-===The Wizard's Library===
-This is how the wizard built his library.
-For fifty years, he searched the lands, trying to find the one place that was right. To the north, it was too cold. To the east, it was too west. To the west – well, it was just too expensive, and even if he could turn lead into gold he just was not going to pay those prices!
-So he settled in a dry, warm land to the south.
-For twenty years, he paid engineers and architects from far and wide, to come to him and show him their grandiose designs: Towers that troubled the skies! Catacombs that wended their way across entire kingdoms! Libraries in gardens, in boneyards, in lakes, and in shoeboxes. The wizard sent them all away; nothing good ever came of engineers and architects, after all.
-So he chose a small, cozy house for his library.
-For ten years, he conjured and bound djinni, ‘ifriti, marids, and shaitans. At his command, they flew, invisibly, across the world to bring back rare stone and timber. They carried off the most skilled craftsmen to build the house and chests and shelves for the library; when the craftsmen were returned after a month’s time, only the bag of gold left with them mollified their wives and convinced them it was no dream.
-So he waited, for everything to be just right.
-For one, last year, he pondered and cogitated on what books and scrolls to fill his library with. He had traveled the world entire, and knew the works of every land. He had hosts of spirits at his beck and call, who could steal any work from any land.
-It was quite a puzzle.
-In the end, I am told, the wizard chose only one book for his library: his very first spellbook, a primer on magic given him by his master.
-He was old by now, the wizard, and chose to spend his days and nights in his dry, warm, and cozy library, reading his favorite book.
-And who would say he was unwise to do so?
-===The Library Beneath the Sands===
-They say Genghis Khan dreamt of a world devoid of cities; where barbarian children would not perceive any boundaries, riding through the emptiness. Some say Temujin, Lord Absolute, dreamt of destroying the very mountains, of turning the world into a vast Steppe.
-What they do not know is that Temujin's lover, Farrukhnaz, a Persian princess, extracted a vow from him. That if someday the children of the steppe ever wanted to return to civilization, and buld anew cities more glorious than those he razed, they would have a library ready.
-This was a solemn oath. It was made by Genghis Khan at the Boundary of Heaven, and over the tomb of Khan Kaigalak. All his descendants were bound by it, world without end, even to after the Doors of Felt were forever closed and the vault of the stars fell. It forced them to build, under the sands of the Gobi desert, a great vault, vaster than any treasure-trove ever described in the thousand and one nights, and to it add everything ever written by men, and more.
-The books flowed in, quick and thick as the arrow-storm of a Mongol invasion. In the first years, the cavernous walls were filled with preious ornamentation. Books inlaid with ivory and diamonds, written in fine Byzantine porphyrovellinum, comissioned from the finest calligraphers of Baghdad and Hangzhou. As the Yuan dinasty, the Golden Horde, Chagatai, all met their fates, the descendants of the Throne Absolute got poor, but they kept their vow - all books that were written were added, and more. Now common print editions were added, now note paper scribbled copies. Organization was not forgotten - the order of librarians Farruknaz created laboured on, eating of subterranean carp, drinking the waters of a still lake, serene morlocks.
-A tenth of the library's shelves, steel between diorite vaults, have been filled so far.
 ==Today's Libraries==
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 Scoots has made the hospital into an odd family, by virtue of this strange and bizarre secret they all share. Mrs. Goldberg secretly hopes and dreads the coming of the day she will have to show these writings to someone outside of the hospital.
-===The Hidden Library of RPG.net===
-Some say it's only a rumor, others spend countless hours and days at their computer, trying in vain to find it.
-It's actually not that hard to decode a thread if you know that somethings hidden in it. But where in the endless reaches of the many forums are the hidden messages? Has the last dying member of the nazi Thule Society encoded his occult secrets in a Call of Cthulhu thread, using the old enigma machine and a little phantasy?
-Has the true assassin of John F. Kennedy already told the world about his legendary crime concealed in one of the boardgame reviews?
-And what about the incident when a poster died in a collision with a Königstiger tank; some dare to say in hushed voices it was driven by the mysterious overlord of the boards only known as Cessna?
-Has someone deciphered one thread too many?
-They even say every time a post is made here, it will get copied to multiple secret facilities deep underground, to be preserved in case any gouvernment thinks an information hidden here is so dangerous that a nuclear strike against the server is the only awnser.
 ==Tomorrow's Vaults==
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 The enitre library is rows upon rows of fridges that contain drinkable books.
-===Library of the Modern World===
-Charlie and I were making a quick run from the Ouurt Rim to Sunyan's Folly in Selkie, a little freighter I once owned, when we dropped out of ispace for a position and bearing check. Nothing big, just a stop-look-listen, because too long in ispace can bend you, a little, and the more bent you get, the tougher it is to get back. Plus, since space is curved, sometimes you get a little off the mark, and you have to stop and point yourself again.
-Anyway, Charlie and I, we're just sitting there, minding our own business, when Charlie flips on the EM detector and not five seconds later, there's a !ping! and something, not sure what, starts recording. Now, usually in the deep-dark like that, you won't hear anything but starfire and, ocassionally, a distress signal...but we were way, way off the beaten track (it was a quick run, really, and it wasn't gonna hurt anyone if we took along some less-than-declarable items), but here Charlie is, getting some sort of stream. So he lets it spool into the recorder while he goes trying to track it down.
-We should have left then.
-I wanted to bug out once we got our bearings, but Charlie...he just had to know what this signal was, and where it was coming from, so we stayed...and we stayed...and I started worrying about fuel and food and air. I don't know how, but Charlie talked me into staying, little by little, three blasted weeks. Three weeks in the middle of nowhere, listening to that damnable little blip on the EM-tector.
-And then, one late shift, Charlie comes sailing into the observatory, waving his datapad and perturbing his vector so bad he missed the hand-brake and bounced off the couch. "I've got it!" he yells, as if he's Archimedes, and about as well dressed.
-"Got what," says I.
-"I know what the signal is! Heron, it's a recording...in fact, I think it's a recording of every digital signal ever sent. At first it was all blips and bloops, but I was spooling the signal through some filters, and I swear to gods, Heron, I heard a voice! And do you know what it said?"
-"What, Charlie?"
-"It said 'Watson, come here, I need you'!" He stared at me, as if I was supposed to know what that meant.
-Anyway, we stayed a bit longer, and every hour me looking at the clock and the food and water and air levels, and trying to figure out if we could still make planetfall. We'd blown the rendezvous to the depths of the 99 Mahen Hells, so I wasn't worried about getting paid any longer...now it was about keeping breathing. I said as much, to Charlie, too.
-"Look, Heron, you have to understand...if this is every broadcast ever made, then there's some serious history here! Phone calls, TV shows...there's an archive here that's priceless! It's a Library of the Modern World!"
-We came to blows over it, eventually. We were going to run out of air. As it was, the food ran out two days before planetfall, and the water a day later. But Charlie left me enough air, that's a point in his favor.
-He clobbered me but good, and I woke up, strapped to the pilot's chair, already in ispace and booking for Folly at 110% of engine capacity. As it was, it was still a close thing.
-Charlie had taken the skiff, loaded it with half the water, food, and about a third of the available air, and then sent me and Selkie on our way. He stayed behind, to tend to the Library of the Modern World.
-I lost Selkie to an auction for Debt Repayment, less than a year later; Charlie was always the numbers man. I haven't left planet since. But I wonder, sometimes, though I know it's impossible...I wonder if he will ever hear my broadcast to him, the one I sent tight-beam, aimed at the last known position of the Skiff "Writer's Bloc":
-"Charlie, I love you, and I'll come back one day for you." I'd like to think it'll make it into the library.
-===The Stolen Book===
-The Eldest said the ship comes but once each generation, a cursed relic from the Times of Sin, before the gods smote the earth with cleansing fire. All in the village were warned to keep away, lest its taint infect us and bring back the evil of centuries ground to dust, but T'mith and I were too curious. The craft was vast - bigger than a tree, a house, a mountain. It blotted out the sun, its fumes turned the west wind to a choking miasma, its roar shook the ground beneath our feet. While our families huddled in their huts and prayed, we took our spears and went forth. It had landed in the cursed valley a few miles from the village, a place of ancient ruins that has long been taboo to our people.
-It hulked in its crater like a bird brooding upon a nest. Its skin was blackened with age, coated with streaks of rust and pitted like a spearhead left too long without its oilskins. Gaping holes in its side oozed chill vapors, exposed broken ribs and empty chambers. Only flecks of paint were left on its hull, spots of bright color scoring the darkness like the pustules of a virulent disease - we drew closer, rags wrapped around our faces to make the breathing easier. Up close, the smell was even worse - we would have turned back, if not for our pride. To have come so far, only to fail now? Unthinkable. We slunk in through one of the ancient wounds like vermin wriggling into a rotting corpse.
-As we stalked through the corridors on deckplates time had turned into a nightingale floor, lights flickered about us and ancient voices, their voices creaking and squealing with disuse called to us. We clung close together with fear, our spears shaking in our hands - chamber after chamber we explored, each stranger and more fascinating than the last. Shattered vidscreens, dusty computer terminals - all the technology of the Times of Sin, dead now, struck down by age or the will of the gods. And more - room upon room filled with shelves, and each shelf crammed to overflowing the books.
-I had never seen any book but the holy tomes of the Eldest before, and I wanted to stop and touch them, try to read them, try to learn some of what the ancients knew. T'mith was frightened, and insisted we go back - and we did, though I took one book with me, to mark that we had been where none ever dared to go.
-The villagers stoned us for sinners, cursed us for daring venture where they never could. T'mith died at his own father's hands - I fled, tail between my legs and curses ringing in my ears.
-I've learned things, since then - walked the broken cities of the ancients, made deals with devils and pacts with angels to learn the secrets time has tried to erase. And I've watched, and I've waited.
-The book I stole so long ago begins to glow, at night. On the back cover a tiny message burns in runes of flame. The countdown has begun.
-"Your due date is approaching! Please return this volume to the Bookmobile within six months, two weeks, and three days, or your account will be charged late fees..."
-===Schroedinger's library===
-If you open the door, you might find it.
-Then again, you might not.
 ==Depositories That Never Were==
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 In a far off land, some say Tibet, some say Peru, high on a windy plan, there exists a library that consists only of plants. It appears to be a field of small bushes and shrubs, once well tended but in now fallen into disarray. It is readily apparent to any who view it that there is some pattern to the plantings, but it is not so clear what that pattern is. The wisest of scholars will never see the pattern, because it is not there to be seen. It must be *heard* Everyday, at dawn and again at dusk, as the winds blow across the plain, the plants brush against themselves and each other. The soft rattlings and rustlings, when listened to carefully, reveal themselves as softly spoken words. The words are different in different parts of the garden. Sadly, the words no longer make sense, poorly pronounced and in random order. The plants need to be tended, watered and trimmed in a precise manner, in order to keep the articulation coherent and the knowledge of this techinique has died out or disappeared. Perhaps the secret techniques are contained within the library itself, but who can tell?
-===The Library of the Pendulum===
-Many of us have seen the pendulum exhibit in one science museum or another. You know the one, the two or three story balconied atrium with a pendulum swinging gently through an arc. There are often pegs on the floor for the pendulum to knock down, showing how far around the circle is has moved that day. We are told when we see the pendulum exhibit is that it demonstrates the rotation of the earth. This is the barest scratching at the truth.
-On an isolated island in the Mediterranean there is proof that somebody, centuries ago had a far greater understanding of the truth behind these seemingly simplistic arcs than anyone alive today. Buried beneath the ruins of a temple to Athena there is a room in which a pendulum has been swinging for the entirety of those forgotten years. The room is spherical and has several entrance and observation points carefully placed around it. The pendulum itself swings from the center of the room, suspended from an ingenious system of wheels and swivels. This complicated system is necessary because the pendulum swings through arcs that shouldn't be possible, defying gravity as though there were a greater force pulling at it. This setup requires regular monitoring and this is done by a small group of individuals who also record the traceries of the pendulum. It is for the record of these traceries that this whole creation exists, for contained within the ancient patterns are strange markings and sigils. These patterns are slow to reveal themselves, and due to the less than perfect nature of the mechanism, there is a noticeable 'fuzziness' to the patterns revealed thus far. The people who maintain this strange library also maintain that the patterns are incomplete, and that more time, possibly several more centuries, will be required to reveal the depth of the message. Still, there is knowledge to be gained from what has been discovered thus far, and thus there will continue to be a group of peculiar scribes carefully tending the machinery and recording the wanderings of the pendulum.
-===The Library of Paths Untaken===
-The Library of Paths Untaken has two librarians, each with their own wing. The Keeper of Razor-Edged Tales, attends to the infinite tales of things that blissfully did not happen, and The Lady of Gentle Stories, maintains the countless stories of things that should have come to pass.
-The names are not formal, of course. Formality is not needed, and the wings are most often just referred to as the Keeper's Wing, and the Lady's Wing.
-'''The Keeper's Wing'''
-The Keeper of Razor-Edged Tales is an evil thing, who enjoys very much the tales of failures, violations, pains and horrors that surround him.
-They are written in detail so perfect and a style so brilliantly painful, that it is obvious no mortal mind could have crafted them.
-The Keeper is frustrated; however. No matter how well crafted, no matter how cunningly spun, his tales of rape, murder, fears, break-ups and genocide are not real.
-The Axis did not win World War II, Manuel Dominguez did not cheat on his wife, Julius Caesar did not survive his assassination attempt, and Amelia L'Heureux did not get a back alley abortion.
-The fact that these things did not happen taunt him.
-'''The Lady's Wing'''
-The Lady of Gentle Stories is a far kinder creature than her counterpart. She wanders the halls and rooms of her wing, reading beautiful tales of love, victories, accomplishments and comforts.
-These stories are written in the same impossibly talented and engrossing quality as those in The Keeper's Wing.
-The Lady; however, is also unhappy. Her heart aches, because regardless of how brilliantly written, regardless of how beautifully formed, her tales of marriages, births, successes, joys and peace are not real.
-Martin Luther King, Jr. did not survive his assassination attempt, George Remich did not send out his manuscript, Henry Miller did not marry Anais Nin, and Amelia L'Heureux did not ask Martin Price to stay with her when it came time for him to leave.
-These fact that these things did not happen torment her.
-===The Library of Flowers===
-There is a monastery that stands in Faerie, not far from the village of Wall. Those who are cloistered there were once great criminals and sinners, guilty of the worst crimes of imagination and dreams.
-The Folk punished them, sent them to the nameless monastery, and took their hands from them. Instead, they were given tools for their limbs – hoes and rakes, shovels for digging and shears for pruning. The monastic inmates spend their days in the vast gardens of their monastery, tending their crops. They grow not fruits, nor vegetables, nor roots, though.
-They grow flowers. On each petal of the flowers they grow are words formed in the patterns of the flowers’ colors. The Folk have promised them that if they find the words to tell the tale of their sins, then they would be freed, their hands returned to them once more.
-So the brothers and sisters of the nameless monastery toil by day in the gardens. They carefully tend their flowers, waiting for the buds to open so they might read what is writ there. Each season, they might find a petal or two of their tale, a phrase here, another there.
-With their clumsy tools for hands, they carefully harvest each petal and save it for their redemption. Then they must look to the next season’s work, endlessly crossing and pollinating their flowers, seeking the words that will set them free…
-===The Library of Extraordinary Gentlemen!===
-Hidden, on a hidden mountaintop, on a hidden mountain, in a hidden country, on a forgotten continent, lies the Library of Extraordinary Gentlemen. At first glance it seems to be an ordinary library containing all the classical works of fiction. But when a book is opened the true nature of the library is revealed. In a puff of smoke the hero of the book will materialize in front of the opener, having, from his point of view, just been snatched from whatever he was doing on the page where the book was opened. Unfortunately, no one has yet figured out how to put a character back in his book, which is why the library is so well hidden.
-===The Unfinished===
-It was a section of the library I have never seen. It was unfinished. The half finished manuscripts were there lying in boxes, unpacked. Nothing here was complete. Some of the almost greatest works of the world lie here. Unfinished. Forgotten. Thrown away like discarded broken dreams. Or stopped by death. Or disease. Or poverty. Or self-doubt. Some folks just... grew up and became realists and let their world altering masterpieces fade into a distant bitter memory. Many manuscripts could have changed world history if completed, helped someone find true love, lie in long abandoned piles. Once in a lifetime insights or inspirations that could only be perfected by the author. Anyone else would just get a tantalizing glimpse of infinity or perfection. Brilliant revelations of untold importance, lost forever.
-One graduate paper, if finished would have found the cure for AIDS. Another would have been the ultimate poem that could bring humanity to even the hardest serial killer. Another was an incomplete love letter to her true love, a love that would have been true and eternal, but instead was sitting all alone in a corner covered in cobwebs. Another was an unfinished patent application that could have reduced the cost of Solar Cells by 83%. There was a song that if completed could begin to heal the world. I saw a letter, that if sent, would have prevented a suicide. His own child's suicide. Why did they stop? Answers are not to be found in this section. Many do not even have names. They just sit here gathering dust and to slowly crumble away.
-I could have sworn I left something there... but I can't remember what or even how to get back.