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::  This is what we, as Erenlanders are capable of.  We can turn even the fiercest of orcs!!!  We can waylay even the worst of plans of the Enemy!!!  Though neither firsthold nor its heroes may live on forever, let us ensure that the lessons of this victory do.
 
::  This is what we, as Erenlanders are capable of.  We can turn even the fiercest of orcs!!!  We can waylay even the worst of plans of the Enemy!!!  Though neither firsthold nor its heroes may live on forever, let us ensure that the lessons of this victory do.
 
 
==The Night One-Arm Died==
 
The night that One-arm died (Erenlander drinking song) <br> Sung to the tune of The Night Pat Murphy Died by Great Big Sea
 
 
:  Shaelgruf was the nastiest orc to ever wield an axe,
 
:  He led his army forward, while hiding safely at their backs
 
:  His army was so fierce and tough and their speed would blow your mind
 
:  No one knew that the orcs would run just to leave his stench behind
 
 
::  '''CHORUS''':
 
::  This is the tale of the end of One-arm’s legend
 
::  This is how our soldiers knocked him off his stride
 
::  And the news would make men laugh and sing and dance with one another
 
::  And every drink in the land was full the night that One-arm died
 
 
:  Old One-arm he would sick his band on all that they would meet
 
:  They’d sack and kill and steal and burn and leave dead in the street
 
:  And when the battle was over, then they’d drink their liquor down
 
:  And they’d get so rowdy drunk that they’d all burn their own camp down
 
 
::  '''CHORUS''':
 
::  This is the tale of the end of One-arm’s legend
 
::  This is how our soldiers knocked him off his stride
 
::  And the news would make men laugh and sing and dance with one another
 
::  And every drink in the land was full the night that One-arm died
 
 
:  Sea born fights and moats and lakes could not slow One-arm down
 
:  He’d hold his foes heads under water, just to watch them drown
 
:  One time he lept into a lake to chase his running prey
 
:  And his one-arm stroke stuck him in circles for more than half a day.
 
 
::  '''CHORUS''':
 
::  This is the tale of the end of One-arm’s legend
 
::  This is how our soldiers knocked him off his stride
 
::  And the news would make men laugh and sing and dance with one another
 
::  And every drink in the land was full the night that One-arm died
 
 
:  Then one day old One-arm stumbled on Freehold
 
:  He did not know the humans there were strong and brave and bold
 
:  He thought he’d saunter up to the gate and win the day
 
:  But his poor orcs they tripped and fell in crude holes along the way
 
 
::  '''CHORUS''':
 
::  This is the tale of the end of One-arm’s legend
 
::  This is how our soldiers knocked him off his stride
 
::  And the news would make men laugh and sing and dance with one another
 
::  And every drink in the land was full the night that One-arm died
 
 
:  One-arm ran up to the wall to breach it on his own
 
:  He took in hand the hook and rope that the trolls were to have thrown
 
:  His bad balance from his missing arm sent the hook and rope awry
 
:  And he got tangled in the rope like a web would trap a fly.
 
 
::  '''CHORUS''':
 
::  This is the tale of the end of One-arm’s legend
 
::  This is how our soldiers knocked him off his stride
 
::  And the news would make men laugh and sing and dance with one another
 
::  And every drink in the land was full the night that One-arm died
 
 
:  One-arm lay helpless on the ground tied up in silent rage
 
:  Men came up to view him like a tiger in a cage
 
:  The men and boys they grabbed their knives to give the orc his due
 
:  Everybody got their turn, and little timmy, he got two.
 
 
::  '''CHORUS''':
 
::  This is the tale of the end of One-arm’s legend
 
::  This is how our soldiers knocked him off his stride
 
::  And the news would make men laugh and sing and dance with one another
 
::  And every drink in the land was full the night that One-arm died
 

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