Editing Nanny Ni Hao

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=Jade tang Lang=
*[http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y322/iskallor/sinix_7.jpg Jade mantis]



=sayings=
*Cute: Ke ai
*Darling: Bao bei
*Empty Threat: Da chong wu dan, literally "big gun, no bullet"
*Check at once: Ma shang jian cha
*Fire!: Kai huo (as in shooting)
*Gang or faction leader: Da gher ga for male, da jeh da for female, slang
*Happy development or fortuitous turn of event: How shi sung chung, literally "a good show's about to start", can be used sarcastically
*I neither see nor hear you: Wo dui ni bu wen bu jian
*Mind your own business: Guan ni ziji de shi
*Not much of a choice between the two: Ban jin ba liang
*Over my dead body: Chu fei wo si le
*Shut up: Bi zui
*Stupid son of a drooling whore and monkey: Liu kou shui de biao zi he hou zi de ben er zi
*Understand: Dong, dong ma for "understand?" dong le ma for "are we clear here?"
*Yes, affirmative: Shi a
*You want a bullet right in your throat?: Ni yao wo kai qiang
*Let me repeat myself: Wuo jai jeong yi chi
*Pei-pei  xiao jie  little lady

=background=
*Born on board the Jade Tang lang to a highly influential Tong member Ni Hao has known nothing but space and organized crime. Over the years her ship ( still partially owned by her tong) has seen many young orphans grow up, trained as pilots, mechanics and smugglers so that now Nanny has her feelers in all ports of call. An outrageous flirt and party goer nanny dresses to kill and frequently does so. She wears an armoured coolie hat and has head to toe Tong affiliation tattoos.In combat she relies on her infamous Curzon-Youngblood Mark I chi- guns, her grandfathers Dao sword and her martial arts..More blag than actual skill these days. She expects the best from her crew and has no hesitation about yelling at them. Annoying habit of playing loud chinese music over the ship tannoy.

*As for being a pilot...she is her ship..... gracious, sleek, hot as hell and full of rather interesting weapons.

*50 years old.


*“There aint no such thing as broken out here on the Edge. So shut ya trap and get to work”



*"That was your grand pappy? Dang I shot him right between the eyes for being a no good thieving skunk. Do the same to you too if those hands move any closer to them thar guns.."



*"Hey good lookin', come sit on Nanna's lap for a while.."

=character sheet=
*Chinese 'Nanny Ni Hao' has travelled the space lanes for 5 decades, an exceptional pilot that can fly anything especially the ship she owns . A fast talking , streetwise gossip and carousing flirt with friends and enemies in every spaceport. You want something? She knows someone to get it..Her twin pistols, Dao swords, Tong tattoos and strange attire will silence any room she enters. With no immediate family she has fostered a score of orphans which she has tutoured in her arts and who now work throughout the star system. A shady past adds to her alluring mystique.


*Knowledge
**Chinese 13
**travelled the space lanes for 5 decades 16
*Skills
**exceptional pilot 4W
**can fly anything 13
*Fighting
**twin pistols 13
**Dao swords 13
**tutor in her arts 13
*Social
**fast talking 15
**streetwise 13
**gossip and carousing flirt 15
**friends and enemies in every spaceport 13
**She knows someone to get it 15
**Tong tattoos 15
**strange attire 13
**will silence any room she enters 15
**A shady past 13
**alluring mystique 13
*Resources
**the ship she owns 13
**fostered a score of orphans 13
**[her orphans] work throughout the star system 13

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=stuff that i find funny in my search for ?=
*[http://www.freakingnews.com/Hummer-Hover-Pics-39137.asp hover hummer]