Editing TSWUniverse

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'''Without a heart, one grows cold, and one can only enjoy cold things.'''


'''Revenge. Power. Cruelty. Gold. Parfait.'''


=So what the hell is this all about?=
That's a good question, and it deserves a complicated answer that doesn't actually answer anything. Because that's the way the TSWUniverse Sentai Team rolls.
*So what ''is'' the TSWUniverse?
**That's easy! Sort of. TSWU stands for the four sometimes-unwitting collaborators: Tungsten, Silent Wayfarer, Wormmonda, and Unka Josh. And the TSWUniverse is what they collaborate ''on.'' See, that wasn't hard, was it?
==Terminology==
'''nyo (Noun, Verb, Adjective, Adverb)'''

Nyo is the cuttest virbal tick human race had ever created. It can be use as a single word or in conjunction with any words that contains "no".

Sample phrase: ''Nyo, that's cheating!"''

A common variation of "nyo" is "nya".

'''genkily (Adverb)'''

With its root in Japanese, "genkily" is the adverb form of "genki", which roughly means "energetically".

Sample phrase: ''Anna waved at the others genkily.''

'''It makes sense. In context, at least. Sorta.'''

This is a sentence that justifies anything preceding it. It's a tautology. A hand-wave. The I Ching in a portable handbag. Sorta. In context, at least.

Sample phrase: ''No, really, Black Watch totally has a crush on Justin. It makes sense! In context, at least. Sorta. *winky-face*''

'''for Christ's sake'''

You know that bit about Jesus turned water into wine? It's ''wrong''. Well, not ''totally'' wrong, but ''inaccurate''. Jesus didn't turn water into wine. He turned it into ''sake''. It is said that Charist's sake taste like ''heaven'', hence his apostles will do anything to honor him in order to get a sip of the sake. That's why people always say "For Christ's sake!" when they are going to do something honorable and glorious. In context, at least. Sorta.

Not to be confused with "FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!!!"

Sample phrase: ''Do something, Temujin, for Christ's sake!''

'''FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!!!'''

All upper-cased with eight !'s, this is a sentence that justifies anything preceding it in the grand name of SCIENCE!!!!!!!!

Compare to "It makes sense. In context, at least. Sorta." Not to be confused with "for Christ's sake".

Sample phrase: ''There's a good reason for doing this, and that is...FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''

'''17*4 + 1'''

Do the math, man!

'''TEH DRAMA'''

'''totally smooth'''

==Common Recurring Character==

Sun Wukong

Akira

Clysm

Smiley

Bob the Mouse