Editing Talk:750 things Mr. Welch can no longer do in a RPG

== Sayu delivers ==

Anonymous delivers #1314-#1606 from the forums (the last three are mine, and all true stories).  Also corrected the numbering.

There's actually 1,001 now, I'll fix the article right nicely. And by fix I mean tack on to the end.

Entry #1849. I will not crowd surf on a swarm of albino crotch-biting weasels... again.

== SHAREHOLDER ALERT- Pomerantz Law Firm Investigates Claims ==


SHAREHOLDER ALERT: Pomerantz Law Firm Investigates Claims on Behalf of Investors of Maxwell Technologies, Inc. -- MXWLGlobeNewswireNEW YORK, March 22, 2013 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Pomerantz Grossman Hufford Dahlstrom Gross LLP is investigating claims on behalf of investors of Maxwell Technologies, Inc. ("Maxwell" or the "Company") who purchased Maxwell common stock between April 28, 2011 and March 06, 2013 (the "Class Period"). Such investors are advised to contact Robert S. Willoughby at rswilloughby@pomlaw.com or 888-476-6529, ext. 237. The investigation concerns whether Maxwell and certain of its officers and/or directors have violated Sections 10(b) and 20(a) of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934. On March 1, 2013 the company announced: (a) Maxwell had overstated its revenues and earnings in 2011 and 2012 and the financial statements should no longer be relied upon; (b) Maxwell had reported revenues prior to the time the sales price was fixed and/or collection was reasonably assured; and (c) Maxwell's internal accounting controls were deficient and permitted the premature recognition of revenue, leading to materially misstated financial results (d) as a result of the above, the Company's financial statements may be materially false and misleading at all relevant times. The Pomerantz Firm, with offices in New York, Chicago, San Diego and Florida, is acknowledged as one of the premier firms in the areas of corporate, securities, and antitrust class litigation. Founded by the late Abraham L. Pomerantz, known as the dean of the class action bar, the Pomerantz Firm pioneered the field of securities class actions. Today, more than 70 years later, the Pomerantz Firm continues in the tradition he established, fighting for the rights of the victims of securities fraud, breaches of fiduciary duty, and corporate misconduct. The Firm has recovered numerous multimillion-dollar damages awards on behalf of class members. See www.pomerantzlaw.com.CONTACT: Robert S. Willoughby Pomerantz Grossman Hufford Dahlstrom Gross LLP rswilloughby@pomlaw.comSource: Pomerantz Grossman Hufford Dahlstrom Gross LLP
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 Entry #1849. I will not crowd surf on a swarm of albino crotch-biting weasels... again.
-== Old additions to list ==
+== SHAREHOLDER ALERT- Pomerantz Law Firm Investigates Claims ==
-I did some cleanup of the list to remove old html tags that appeared at the end of some of the entries. I think that this page was just created originally by doing a copy-paste of the webpage.
-I had a copy of one version of the page that was posted at http://www.xanga.com/Wraith_knight. Entries 1-1001 matched the stuff posted here, but there were an additional ~260 values that were not present. I believe these to be some of the additions mentioned as being created when this first became popular. The copy of the webpage that I have has been sitting on my HD for well over a decade now.
-I also did some light editing to correct obvious spelling and grammar errors. There are still quite a lot present, especially considering the large number of gaming terms.
+SHAREHOLDER ALERT: Pomerantz Law Firm Investigates Claims on Behalf of Investors of Maxwell Technologies, Inc. -- MXWLGlobeNewswireNEW YORK, March 22, 2013 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Pomerantz Grossman Hufford Dahlstrom Gross LLP is investigating claims on behalf of investors of Maxwell Technologies, Inc. ("Maxwell" or the "Company") who purchased Maxwell common stock between April 28, 2011 and March 06, 2013 (the "Class Period"). Such investors are advised to contact Robert S. Willoughby at rswilloughby@pomlaw.com or 888-476-6529, ext. 237. The investigation concerns whether Maxwell and certain of its officers and/or directors have violated Sections 10(b) and 20(a) of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934. On March 1, 2013 the company announced: (a) Maxwell had overstated its revenues and earnings in 2011 and 2012 and the financial statements should no longer be relied upon; (b) Maxwell had reported revenues prior to the time the sales price was fixed and/or collection was reasonably assured; and (c) Maxwell's internal accounting controls were deficient and permitted the premature recognition of revenue, leading to materially misstated financial results (d) as a result of the above, the Company's financial statements may be materially false and misleading at all relevant times. The Pomerantz Firm, with offices in New York, Chicago, San Diego and Florida, is acknowledged as one of the premier firms in the areas of corporate, securities, and antitrust class litigation. Founded by the late Abraham L. Pomerantz, known as the dean of the class action bar, the Pomerantz Firm pioneered the field of securities class actions. Today, more than 70 years later, the Pomerantz Firm continues in the tradition he established, fighting for the rights of the victims of securities fraud, breaches of fiduciary duty, and corporate misconduct. The Firm has recovered numerous multimillion-dollar damages awards on behalf of class members. See www.pomerantzlaw.com.CONTACT: Robert S. Willoughby Pomerantz Grossman Hufford Dahlstrom Gross LLP rswilloughby@pomlaw.comSource: Pomerantz Grossman Hufford Dahlstrom Gross LLP
-An interesting question for future editors: should this page just try to capture the historical document? Or, the historical document + additions made around the time of creation? Or, all of the above, but additional modern additions? Attribution and detangling of a lot of this material is likely very difficult.
---[[User:ChaoticNeutral|ChaoticNeutral]] ([[User talk:ChaoticNeutral|talk]]) 13:48, 8 May 2023 (PDT)