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''“These are our homes. Our families. Our communities. They will not be destroyed and they will not be conquered.”—Amanda Choi, president of the American Taekwondo Association, 1969.''
 
''“These are our homes. Our families. Our communities. They will not be destroyed and they will not be conquered.”—Amanda Choi, president of the American Taekwondo Association, 1969.''
  
On the surface, the Circle of Iron is an American network of underground fighting arenas, in which martial artists try their skills against one another for glory. In fact, the Circle is the defensive alliance of Korean martial arts styles who organize these Circle of Iron tournaments. The Circle of Iron alliance was originally established to defend Korean styles against the threat of the Five Venoms, the Maniac Warrior Empire, and Wushu.1
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On the surface, the Circle of Iron is an American network of underground fighting arenas, in which martial artists try their skills against one another for glory. In fact, the Circle is the defensive alliance of Korean martial arts styles who organize these Circle of Iron tournaments. The Circle of Iron alliance was originally established to defend Korean styles against the threat of the Five Venoms, the Maniac Warrior Empire, and Wushu. The tournaments were subsequently introduced to defuse tensions between the Korean styles, and to give them an outlet for their competitiveness. The Korean styles had witnessed the madness of the Karate Wars and wanted to avoid suffering a similar fate. Over time, the bouts attracted more and more spectators of different styles and soon these stylists wanted to compete too. Today, Circle tournaments are open to fighters of every type, though the Korean styles still dominate. Tournament venues include: Battledrome, Bloodsport, Crazy Fists, Lotus Bowl, and Mortal Fury.
 
 
The tournaments were subsequently introduced to defuse tensions between the Korean styles, and to give them an outlet for their competitiveness. The Korean styles had witnessed the madness of the Karate Wars and wanted to avoid suffering a similar fate. Over time, the bouts attracted more and more spectators of different styles and soon these stylists wanted to compete too. Today, Circle tournaments are open to fighters of every type, though the Korean styles still dominate. Tournament venues include: Battledrome, Bloodsport, Crazy Fists, Lotus Bowl, and Mortal Fury.
 
  
 
Within the Circle of Iron alliance, the largest and most powerful style factions are Taekwondo, Hapkido, and Hwa Rang Do, with Simgumdo, Tang Soo Do, and Taekkyeon also represented. Many teachers of Korean martial arts will not pass on Trained by a Master to those who do not intend to loyally serve the Circle. Other teachers regard loyalty to the Circle of Iron as optional and will teach anyone who has the money.
 
Within the Circle of Iron alliance, the largest and most powerful style factions are Taekwondo, Hapkido, and Hwa Rang Do, with Simgumdo, Tang Soo Do, and Taekkyeon also represented. Many teachers of Korean martial arts will not pass on Trained by a Master to those who do not intend to loyally serve the Circle. Other teachers regard loyalty to the Circle of Iron as optional and will teach anyone who has the money.
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[[File:Chuck norris.jpg]]
 
[[File:Chuck norris.jpg]]
  
Tang Soo Do is best known for its most famous practitioner: Chuck Norris. Attitudes to Tang Soo Do fighters often depend on how much someone likes Chuck Norris. Some people really like Chuck and some really don’t.2
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Tang Soo Do is best known for its most famous practitioner: Chuck Norris. Attitudes to Tang Soo Do fighters often depend on how much someone likes Chuck Norris. Some people really like Chuck and some really don’t.
  
  
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Many members of the Circle of Iron don’t want the organization to be involved in the Kung Fu War, which they see as not their conflict. They want the Circle to remain true to its original mission, providing security through alliance and mutual support. These isolationists are not anti-militaristic nor do they disregard the threat of Wushu and other evil groups. However, they think the Circle should focus on self-defense and not throw its fighters away trying to defend others. On occasion, members of this faction have conspired to sour relations between the Circle and the Vigilantes, through lies, deception, sabotage, forgery, and even murder.
 
Many members of the Circle of Iron don’t want the organization to be involved in the Kung Fu War, which they see as not their conflict. They want the Circle to remain true to its original mission, providing security through alliance and mutual support. These isolationists are not anti-militaristic nor do they disregard the threat of Wushu and other evil groups. However, they think the Circle should focus on self-defense and not throw its fighters away trying to defend others. On occasion, members of this faction have conspired to sour relations between the Circle and the Vigilantes, through lies, deception, sabotage, forgery, and even murder.
 
 
'''Footnotes'''
 
 
 
1. Practitioners of Korean styles in the US were coming to learn what Chinese martial artists had known for centuries: that the impossibility of staying clear of the Kung Fu War makes it essential to have allies. Consider Jo Wei’s 18th century poem, “Friends”.
 
 
No-one ever told you life was going to be this way.
 
 
It doesn’t matter what you do. Don’t matter what you say.
 
 
It doesn’t even matter if you bar the door. / There isn’t any place to hide in Kung Fu war.
 
 
Buddha Palm Kung Fu. Coming right at your face.
 
 
Devil’s Hand Kung Fu. Chi-block strikes and eye-rakes.
 
 
Eagle Claw Kung Fu. Buddha, here come the snakes.
 
 
Leopards in your kitchen trying to pounce on you.
 
 
Tigers in your bedroom. Must tigers be here too?
 
 
Leaping Dragons in your bathroom. It never ends.
 
 
Drunken masters in your pajamas. Friend, you need some friends!
 
 
Centipede Kung Fu. From the ceiling they fall.
 
 
Lizard Style Kung Fu. Climbing all ‘round your walls.
 
 
Scorpion Kung Fu. Striking up at your balls.
 
 
 
2. The ambivalence towards Chuck Norris is captured in the pop song “She Loves Tang Soo Do”, Oasis, late 1998.
 
 
We spoke of martial arts / When I saw her yesterday.
 
 
And she’s made up her mind. / She told me what to say.
 
 
She loves Tang Soo / Do. She says that it makes her bad.
 
 
She wants Tang Soo / Do like Chuck Norris has. Oo!
 
 
She bought some DVDs / And she’s been watching Chuck.
 
 
McQuade and Delta Force / And Walker in his truck.
 
 
She loves Tang Soo / Do. She’s going on rampage.
 
 
She wants Tang Soo / Do like Chuck in Silent Rage. Oo!
 
 
She loves Tang Soo Do, yeah, yeah / She loves Tang Soo Do, yeah, yeah
 
 
She loves Chuck so much / Though he could be her granddad.
 

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