Editing Twister

''Chaotic Evil Warforged Fighter 2/Rogue 4''

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'''Appearance''': A clinking and clanking piece of warforged junk.  He doesn't resemble most warforged and it seems he's been rebuilt several times since his creation out of whatever seems to have been handy at the moment.


'''Personality''': A Brelish Warforged with no sense of decorum, politeness, or civic liberty.  Twister exists solely to talk about sex (that he's experienced through ESP), booze (again ESP or just by drinking alchem), gambling, and other non-robot like activities.  He's thoroughly without redeeming qualities and hates Meatbags.  That's what makes him lovable.


'''History''': Twister was created during the end of the war from substandard materials.  Sold to Breland at half-off, he proceeded to promptly run away from every battle that posed a remote bit of danger and turned over his commanding officer to the enemy for cash.  


After being the only Warforged ever to be charged with Treason, he fled to Sharn's lower levels and was promptly hired at a local brothel where he worked as a bouncer.  A Kalashtar recruited him in the eternal battle against the Dreaming Dark, to which he promptly strangled her and took her Medallion of ESP.  He justifies by saying she wasn't very pretty so not a big loss to the world.


Later, after shaking down too many patrons for coppers, he fled to Caer Shadowfast where he's since taken up as the bartender to feed off the emotions of the locals.

[[Shadows over Cyre]]