Difference between revisions of "Forgotten Freedom:Wish List"
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'''V''' | '''V''' | ||
| − | 1. Jaela | + | 1. Jaela. |
2. Jaela! | 2. Jaela! | ||
| − | 3.JAAAAEEEEELLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! | + | 3. JAAAAEEEEELLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! |
'''The Warforged''' | '''The Warforged''' | ||
| − | 1. For people to tell me the stuff that they are told not | + | 1. For people to tell me the stuff that they are told not to. |
| − | 2. Explanations of why people around me are keelhauled | + | 2. Explanations of why people around me are keelhauled. |
| − | 3. A heart from the wonderful wizard | + | 3. A heart from the wonderful wizard. |
'''Marish''' | '''Marish''' | ||
| − | 1. A big bowl of catnip | + | 1. A big bowl of catnip. |
| − | 2. A masterwork kitty litter box | + | 2. A masterwork kitty litter box. |
| − | 3. A charisma boosting diamond studded collar | + | 3. A charisma-boosting diamond-studded collar. |
'''The artificer''' | '''The artificer''' | ||
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1. The resources to make a warforged for Jaela with plug suit... | 1. The resources to make a warforged for Jaela with plug suit... | ||
| − | 2. The resources to make the ship a Transformer | + | 2. The resources to make the ship a Transformer. |
3. HAMMERGUN! | 3. HAMMERGUN! | ||
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'''Michael McCellan''' | '''Michael McCellan''' | ||
| − | 1. An everfull mug of ale | + | 1. An everfull mug of ale. |
| − | 2. A harem of succubi | + | 2. A harem of succubi. |
| − | 3. A really cool evil sword | + | 3. A really cool evil sword. |
"Why have the whole rotten world when you can have the best things in it?" | "Why have the whole rotten world when you can have the best things in it?" | ||
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'''Lisa''' | '''Lisa''' | ||
| − | 1. The hammer of healing to double in power | + | 1. The hammer of healing to double in power. |
| − | 2. To find out who is committing all those horrible crimes in every town the Forgotten Freedom is in | + | 2. To find out who is committing all those horrible crimes in every town the Forgotten Freedom is in. |
3. For all the misguided members of the crew to all become LG. | 3. For all the misguided members of the crew to all become LG. | ||
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'''Old Dwarfen lady''' | '''Old Dwarfen lady''' | ||
| − | 1. Well, | + | 1. Well, it's drafty in here... |
2. Where did that yarn go? | 2. Where did that yarn go? | ||
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2. To have the drunken blackguard stop asking if I'm a necrophiliac! | 2. To have the drunken blackguard stop asking if I'm a necrophiliac! | ||
| − | 3. See number one | + | 3. See number one. |
'''Thrincold''' | '''Thrincold''' | ||
| − | 1. Stash all the loot he stole from other crew members before they find out | + | 1. Stash all the loot he stole from other crew members before they find out it's gone. |
| − | 2. Blame the warforged, Doog, or any other low | + | 2. Blame the warforged, Doog, or any other low-intelligence ship crewman for the thefts. |
| − | 3. Take over the ship, use it for a bid | + | 3. Take over the ship, use it for a bid for world domination. |
| − | 4. Become a god. Or | + | 4. Become a god. Or at least something nearly as powerful. |
'''Squishy''' | '''Squishy''' | ||
| − | 1. For | + | 1. For everyone to stop calling me Squishy. |
| − | 2. A major helm | + | 2. A major helm. |
| − | 3. A collection of mind control devices | + | 3. A collection of mind control devices. |
| − | 4. I want to change the order of my wishes | + | 4. I want to change the order of my wishes. |
'''Jam''' | '''Jam''' | ||
| − | 1. A better AC | + | 1. A better AC. |
| − | 2. More HP | + | 2. More HP. |
3. For people to start taking his wild claims of power seriously. | 3. For people to start taking his wild claims of power seriously. | ||
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'''Chalky''' | '''Chalky''' | ||
| − | 1. To eat Squishy | + | 1. To eat Squishy. |
| − | 2. To eat Pholly | + | 2. To eat Pholly. |
| − | 3. To cover the ship in moonspeaker glyphs in holiday colors | + | 3. To cover the ship in moonspeaker glyphs in holiday colors. |
'''Bolt-Tooth Tony''' | '''Bolt-Tooth Tony''' | ||
| − | 1. A +3 Repeating Light | + | 1. A +3 Repeating Light Crossbow with an Ironwood Stock and gold inlaid Mother of Pearl Grip. |
| − | 2. Ale | + | 2. Ale. |
| − | 3. Wh*res | + | 3. Wh*res. |
| − | 4. Wh*res bringing me ale | + | 4. Wh*res bringing me ale. |
5. Me two front teeth? | 5. Me two front teeth? | ||
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| + | '''Ajihad''' | ||
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| + | 1. An explanation of how to smite the trouser titan of legend. :p | ||
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| + | 2. All the insipid little half-breeds to DIE, and the Dark to take over, with me in charge! *insane laughter* | ||
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| + | 3. A new rocking horse, as Chalky broke the last one. | ||
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| + | '''Kanatash''' | ||
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| + | 1. No more leeches mama, no more leeches mama, no more leeches mama... | ||
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| + | 2. A better insane/creepy laugh. | ||
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| + | 3. For the fabric of space and time at their most basic level to break down causing the universe as we know it to unravel for the simple pleasure of hearing the sound reality itself makes when it snaps like a twig. | ||
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| + | '''The Crew's wish list for Kanatash''' | ||
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| + | 1. For him to stop following them. | ||
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| + | 2. For him to stop being so insane. | ||
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| + | 3. For him to be less creepy. | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:12, 10 February 2009
Three wishes list
Captain Jarlot
1. To keelhaul all the idiots in the crew. Twice! And a spiked keel!
2. For them to listen to the damn list for once!
3. COMPLETE WORLD DOMINATION!
Doog
1-3. All the women the Trouser Titan can hold! Hachachacha!!
V
1. Jaela.
2. Jaela!
3. JAAAAEEEEELLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
The Warforged
1. For people to tell me the stuff that they are told not to.
2. Explanations of why people around me are keelhauled.
3. A heart from the wonderful wizard.
Marish
1. A big bowl of catnip.
2. A masterwork kitty litter box.
3. A charisma-boosting diamond-studded collar.
The artificer
1. The resources to make a warforged for Jaela with plug suit...
2. The resources to make the ship a Transformer.
3. HAMMERGUN!
Michael McCellan
1. An everfull mug of ale.
2. A harem of succubi.
3. A really cool evil sword.
"Why have the whole rotten world when you can have the best things in it?"
Lisa
1. The hammer of healing to double in power.
2. To find out who is committing all those horrible crimes in every town the Forgotten Freedom is in.
3. For all the misguided members of the crew to all become LG.
Old Dwarfen lady
1. Well, it's drafty in here...
2. Where did that yarn go?
3. I am low on chicken...
Necro Chick
1. The idiots to all die so they can become my zombie slaves!
2. To have the drunken blackguard stop asking if I'm a necrophiliac!
3. See number one.
Thrincold
1. Stash all the loot he stole from other crew members before they find out it's gone.
2. Blame the warforged, Doog, or any other low-intelligence ship crewman for the thefts.
3. Take over the ship, use it for a bid for world domination.
4. Become a god. Or at least something nearly as powerful.
Squishy
1. For everyone to stop calling me Squishy.
2. A major helm.
3. A collection of mind control devices.
4. I want to change the order of my wishes.
Jam
1. A better AC.
2. More HP.
3. For people to start taking his wild claims of power seriously.
Chalky
1. To eat Squishy.
2. To eat Pholly.
3. To cover the ship in moonspeaker glyphs in holiday colors.
Bolt-Tooth Tony
1. A +3 Repeating Light Crossbow with an Ironwood Stock and gold inlaid Mother of Pearl Grip.
2. Ale.
3. Wh*res.
4. Wh*res bringing me ale.
5. Me two front teeth?
Ajihad
1. An explanation of how to smite the trouser titan of legend. :p
2. All the insipid little half-breeds to DIE, and the Dark to take over, with me in charge! *insane laughter*
3. A new rocking horse, as Chalky broke the last one.
Kanatash
1. No more leeches mama, no more leeches mama, no more leeches mama...
2. A better insane/creepy laugh.
3. For the fabric of space and time at their most basic level to break down causing the universe as we know it to unravel for the simple pleasure of hearing the sound reality itself makes when it snaps like a twig.
The Crew's wish list for Kanatash
1. For him to stop following them.
2. For him to stop being so insane.
3. For him to be less creepy.
