David Gudmunsson

Description

"Your name is DAVID GUDMUNSSON, and today is the day before your FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY. You have a number of PECCADILLOES. You really dig BEING SUAVE, and someday hope to be a SUPER SPY like your idol, SEAN CONNERY, despite your ERRATIC MOOD SWINGS. You're a pretty terrible student, but you've always been really good at MATH. In fact your room is littered with GRADUATE TEXTBOOKS on the subject. It's also littered with BROKEN DRUMSTICKS, as you are as hopeless a percussionist as NEGA PEART. You enjoy DENIM JACKETS and posses at least six of the fabled garment. As a result of all this you are A HOPELESS PARIAH. Fortunately you have a few PEOPLE WHO TOLERATE YOU on the INTERNET, and you play GAMES with them.

You will soon learn that you are the PAGE of TIME, and that you must follow a PATH of WONDER, ODDITY, and DANGER.

Your PARENTS have never been a part of your life, but you have been raised in the POOREST part of FORTITUDE by your UNCLE, a WIZENED PLUMBER."