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Rules of the Bar (aka “The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if…”)
Rules of the Bar (aka “The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if…”)


1: If your name contains the word “Jarlot” do not talk to the half-elf with the mechanical arm.
1: If your name contains the word “Jarlot”, do not talk to the half-elf with the mechanical arm.
 
Edit: The half-elf no longer has a mechanical arm.  But you'll know who we're talking about, trust us.


2: Bar brawls follow standard comic narrative rules.
2: Bar brawls follow standard comic narrative rules.
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3: The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if you call the orangutan a monkey.
3: The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if you call the orangutan a monkey.


4: The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if you attack the young farm boy who came in with the old man in a hooded cloak.
4: The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if you attack the young farmboy who came in with the old man in a hooded cloak.


5. All ninja-pirate debates must be taken outside.
5. All ninja-pirate debates must be taken outside.
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7. The establishment is not responsible if your children disappear into a wardrobe.
7. The establishment is not responsible if your children disappear into a wardrobe.
Rules for Costume Contests in the bar
1. No saying you are dressed up as yourself.
2. No dressing up as a horrible vision of unknowability in an attempt to drive the judges insane and thus be declared the winner by default.
3. Ketler is not allowed to dress up as Jaela.

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Rules of the Bar (aka “The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if…”)

1: If your name contains the word “Jarlot”, do not talk to the half-elf with the mechanical arm.

Edit: The half-elf no longer has a mechanical arm. But you'll know who we're talking about, trust us.

2: Bar brawls follow standard comic narrative rules.

3: The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if you call the orangutan a monkey.

4: The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if you attack the young farmboy who came in with the old man in a hooded cloak.

5. All ninja-pirate debates must be taken outside.

6. The establishment is not responsible if you choose to accept your mission.

7. The establishment is not responsible if your children disappear into a wardrobe. 

Rules for Costume Contests in the bar
1. No saying you are dressed up as yourself.
2. No dressing up as a horrible vision of unknowability in an attempt to drive the judges insane and thus be declared the winner by default.
3. Ketler is not allowed to dress up as Jaela.
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