Crack from the OoC

Looks like the Maiden of Weaving finally got drunk enough to compile the commentary of the pattern spiders in AlphaOmega...
This is a running list of as much of the silliness AstraKiseki can find. Starting with this: "This game is Sin City, as done by the cast of Final Fantasy Advent Children, while on heroin PCP, and written by Jim Butcher channelling Hunter S. Thompson, Robert E. Howard, and William Gibson."

Forum Silliness

As a note, these are filed by who started it.

Li of Orchid

Darius's reaction to being threatened with 'reversing the Essence polarity.'

Out of Character

- "Supernaturally influential mob boss meets shapeshifting canine poker player - they fight crime!"

• Mpascal's pitch for Las Vegas by Night
  • "Don't forget the virgin femme fatale!" "Already brought down a different mob boss through her fatal influence! ;)"

Chat Crack

Khayin finding out that Hate is Samuel Haight:
(9:51:26 PM) Khayin: I was hoping I'd never have to see him again. Ten years later, he is back to haunt me! I can hear his battle cry now...
(9:51:35 PM) Khayin: "THE NINETIES HAVE RETURNED!!!"