Difference between revisions of "Forgotten Freedom:Rules Alt-Jarlots came up with while they were in charge of the ship"
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0000) I am the Night, I am the Captain....not the other guy. | 0000) I am the Night, I am the Captain....not the other guy. | ||
− | 0001) Kanatash is now forced to wear a purple suit with a large flower and white makeup. He also must ridiculously giggle. | + | *0001) Kanatash is now forced to wear a purple suit with a large flower and white makeup. He also must ridiculously giggle. |
− | 0002) Savor must now wear a Scarecrow outfit. | + | *0002) Savor must now wear a Scarecrow outfit. |
− | 0003) Terra is to dress in leaves and be an eco-terro....well she doesn't need much changing. | + | *0003) Terra is to dress in leaves and be an eco-terro....well she doesn't need much changing. |
− | 0004) Slip will now wear a little yellow outfit with an "R" on it. | + | *0004) Slip will now wear a little yellow outfit with an "R" on it. |
− | 0005) You can proceed to contact me via the searchlight to the side of my cabin. | + | *0005) You can proceed to contact me via the searchlight to the side of my cabin. |
− | 0006) Or the Red Telephone. | + | *0006) Or the Red Telephone. |
− | 0007) Marish doesn't need changing but must carry a whip now. | + | *0007) Marish doesn't need changing but must carry a whip now. |
− | 0008) NOT FOR THAT REASON... | + | *0008) NOT FOR THAT REASON... |
− | 0009) Well maybe actually. | + | *0009) Well maybe actually. |
− | 0010) Andrea must talk about her evil world conquering father while dressing in a catsuit and calling me "Beloved." | + | *0010) Andrea must talk about her evil world conquering father while dressing in a catsuit and calling me "Beloved." |
− | 0011) Doog must scale up and call himself 'Croc' | + | *0011) Doog must scale up and call himself 'Croc' |
− | 0012) Lisa shall be one of the few to get her own Bat costume. | + | *0012) Lisa shall be one of the few to get her own Bat costume. |
− | 0013) Igor will train with Henry Higgins to get an English accent. | + | *0013) Igor will train with Henry Higgins to get an English accent. |
− | 0014) To help maintain my secret identity as a billionaire, I am confiscating everyone else's shares. | + | *0014) To help maintain my secret identity as a billionaire, I am confiscating everyone else's shares. |
− | 0015) Stupid will be dressed in a Mexican wrestler's mask and called Bane. | + | *0015) Stupid will be dressed in a Mexican wrestler's mask and called Bane. |
− | 0016) Despite temptations, we will NOT throw a bottle of battery acid in Michael's face to make him Two Face. | + | *0016) Despite temptations, we will NOT throw a bottle of battery acid in Michael's face to make him Two Face. |
− | 0017) Ketler can STOP wearing his question mark covered outfit, we get who he wants to be. | + | *0017) Ketler can STOP wearing his question mark covered outfit, we get who he wants to be. |
− | 0018) Keel Hauling will be replaced by a sound thrashing and Jarlotarangs. | + | *0018) Keel Hauling will be replaced by a sound thrashing and Jarlotarangs. |
− | 0019) You shall not interrupt the Captain when he broods. | + | *0019) You shall not interrupt the Captain when he broods. |
− | 0020) You shall not point out that both my parents are still alive and not gunned down in a filthy alley. | + | *0020) You shall not point out that both my parents are still alive and not gunned down in a filthy alley. |
− | 0021) You will not mention Superjarlot and how he could kick my ass. | + | *0021) You will not mention Superjarlot and how he could kick my ass. |
− | 0022) Aerith will be referred to as "Vicky Vale" my lovable photographer girlfriend. | + | *0022) Aerith will be referred to as "Vicky Vale" my lovable photographer girlfriend. |
− | 0023) Tifa will be referred to as "Lady Shiva", mistress of martial arts...also a girlfriend. | + | *0023) Tifa will be referred to as "Lady Shiva", mistress of martial arts...also a girlfriend. |
− | 0024) Why? Becase I'm a billionaire and a superhero. | + | *0024) Why? Becase I'm a billionaire and a superhero. |
− | 0025) You shall promptly add "Bat" to every device's name onboard the ship. This is now the BatForgotten Freedom. | + | *0025) You shall promptly add "Bat" to every device's name onboard the ship. This is now the BatForgotten Freedom. |
− | 0026) I am designating the Hold I dump you scurvy rats into when you misbehave as "Arkham" | + | *0026) I am designating the Hold I dump you scurvy rats into when you misbehave as "Arkham" |
− | 0027) Arkham is doubly funny because I've imprisoned Coolcthulthu | + | *0027) Arkham is doubly funny because I've imprisoned Coolcthulthu |
− | 0028) Yes, I'm Batman. | + | *0028) Yes, I'm Batman. |
− | 0029) My quarters shall now be referred to as 'The Jarlot cave.' | + | *0029) My quarters shall now be referred to as 'The Jarlot cave.' |
− | 0030) I'm Batman. | + | *0030) I'm Batman. |
− | 0031) I did indeed study to be the best at Everything.... | + | *0031) I did indeed study to be the best at Everything.... |
− | 0032) Yes, this includes Dance Dance Revolution. | + | *0032) Yes, this includes Dance Dance Revolution. |
− | 0033) I'm Batman. | + | *0033) I'm Batman. |
− | 0034) All my entrances will be accompanied by huge sweeping scores or at the very least a nah nah nah nah nah sound. | + | *0034) All my entrances will be accompanied by huge sweeping scores or at the very least a nah nah nah nah nah sound. |
− | 0035) I'm Batman. | + | *0035) I'm Batman. |
− | 0036) You are forbidden to shout "WE KNOW" everytime I do that. | + | *0036) You are forbidden to shout "WE KNOW" everytime I do that. |
Chuck Jarlot's rules starting at 0 | Chuck Jarlot's rules starting at 0 | ||
0000) I am Chuck Norris. | 0000) I am Chuck Norris. | ||
− | 0001) Roundhouse Kicks must always strike someone in the face. | + | *0001) Roundhouse Kicks must always strike someone in the face. |
− | 0002) Also Roundhouse Kicks are automatically critical hits. | + | *0002) Also Roundhouse Kicks are automatically critical hits. |
− | 0003) That deal triple damage. | + | *0003) That deal triple damage. |
− | 0004) Make that quadruple damage. | + | *0004) Make that quadruple damage. |
− | 0005) Screw it, just make it quintuple damage. | + | *0005) Screw it, just make it quintuple damage. |
− | 0006) Save vs Massive damage are always required against roundhouse kicks. | + | *0006) Save vs Massive damage are always required against roundhouse kicks. |
− | 0007) Actually saves vs massive damaged are required whenever I hit you. | + | *0007) Actually saves vs massive damaged are required whenever I hit you. |
− | 0008) No, it doens't matter how hard I hit you. | + | *0008) No, it doens't matter how hard I hit you. |
− | 0009) I am Chuck Norris. | + | *0009) I am Chuck Norris. |
− | 0010) From this point forward any keelhauling offense is now punished with a round house kick. | + | *0010) From this point forward any keelhauling offense is now punished with a round house kick. |
− | 0011) ...to the face. | + | *0011) ...to the face. |
− | 0012) My tears can cure any illness. | + | *0012) My tears can cure any illness. |
− | 0013) Too bad I never cry. | + | *0013) Too bad I never cry. |
− | 0014) From this point forward we do not read books. | + | *0014) From this point forward we do not read books. |
− | 0015) We stare them down until they tell us everything they know. | + | *0015) We stare them down until they tell us everything they know. |
− | 0016) For this reason it is not advisable to look too closely at any of Volrath's books. | + | *0016) For this reason it is not advisable to look too closely at any of Volrath's books. |
− | 0017) I do not sleep. | + | *0017) I do not sleep. |
− | 0018) I wait. | + | *0018) I wait. |
− | 0019) There are no longer any pirates or ninjas on this ship. | + | *0019) There are no longer any pirates or ninjas on this ship. |
− | 0020) Only cowboys. | + | *0020) Only cowboys. |
− | 0021) Remember, if you can see me, I can see you. | + | *0021) Remember, if you can see me, I can see you. |
− | 0022) If you can't see me you may be only seconds from death. | + | *0022) If you can't see me you may be only seconds from death. |
− | 0023) I eat Norbaz's chille to cure heartburn. | + | *0023) I eat Norbaz's chille to cure heartburn. |
− | 0024) I have never blinked in my live. | + | *0024) I have never blinked in my live. |
− | 0025) Never. | + | *0025) Never. |
− | 0026) I invented water. | + | *0026) I invented water. |
− | 0027) I have two speeds, Walk and Kill. | + | *0027) I have two speeds, Walk and Kill. |
− | 0028) I am Chuck Norris. | + | *0028) I am Chuck Norris. |
− | 0029) There is no chin under my beard. | + | *0029) There is no chin under my beard. |
− | 0030) Just another fist. | + | *0030) Just another fist. |
Latest revision as of 11:57, 19 June 2006
BatJarlot's Rules starting at 0
0000) I am the Night, I am the Captain....not the other guy.
- 0001) Kanatash is now forced to wear a purple suit with a large flower and white makeup. He also must ridiculously giggle.
- 0002) Savor must now wear a Scarecrow outfit.
- 0003) Terra is to dress in leaves and be an eco-terro....well she doesn't need much changing.
- 0004) Slip will now wear a little yellow outfit with an "R" on it.
- 0005) You can proceed to contact me via the searchlight to the side of my cabin.
- 0006) Or the Red Telephone.
- 0007) Marish doesn't need changing but must carry a whip now.
- 0008) NOT FOR THAT REASON...
- 0009) Well maybe actually.
- 0010) Andrea must talk about her evil world conquering father while dressing in a catsuit and calling me "Beloved."
- 0011) Doog must scale up and call himself 'Croc'
- 0012) Lisa shall be one of the few to get her own Bat costume.
- 0013) Igor will train with Henry Higgins to get an English accent.
- 0014) To help maintain my secret identity as a billionaire, I am confiscating everyone else's shares.
- 0015) Stupid will be dressed in a Mexican wrestler's mask and called Bane.
- 0016) Despite temptations, we will NOT throw a bottle of battery acid in Michael's face to make him Two Face.
- 0017) Ketler can STOP wearing his question mark covered outfit, we get who he wants to be.
- 0018) Keel Hauling will be replaced by a sound thrashing and Jarlotarangs.
- 0019) You shall not interrupt the Captain when he broods.
- 0020) You shall not point out that both my parents are still alive and not gunned down in a filthy alley.
- 0021) You will not mention Superjarlot and how he could kick my ass.
- 0022) Aerith will be referred to as "Vicky Vale" my lovable photographer girlfriend.
- 0023) Tifa will be referred to as "Lady Shiva", mistress of martial arts...also a girlfriend.
- 0024) Why? Becase I'm a billionaire and a superhero.
- 0025) You shall promptly add "Bat" to every device's name onboard the ship. This is now the BatForgotten Freedom.
- 0026) I am designating the Hold I dump you scurvy rats into when you misbehave as "Arkham"
- 0027) Arkham is doubly funny because I've imprisoned Coolcthulthu
- 0028) Yes, I'm Batman.
- 0029) My quarters shall now be referred to as 'The Jarlot cave.'
- 0030) I'm Batman.
- 0031) I did indeed study to be the best at Everything....
- 0032) Yes, this includes Dance Dance Revolution.
- 0033) I'm Batman.
- 0034) All my entrances will be accompanied by huge sweeping scores or at the very least a nah nah nah nah nah sound.
- 0035) I'm Batman.
- 0036) You are forbidden to shout "WE KNOW" everytime I do that.
Chuck Jarlot's rules starting at 0
0000) I am Chuck Norris.
- 0001) Roundhouse Kicks must always strike someone in the face.
- 0002) Also Roundhouse Kicks are automatically critical hits.
- 0003) That deal triple damage.
- 0004) Make that quadruple damage.
- 0005) Screw it, just make it quintuple damage.
- 0006) Save vs Massive damage are always required against roundhouse kicks.
- 0007) Actually saves vs massive damaged are required whenever I hit you.
- 0008) No, it doens't matter how hard I hit you.
- 0009) I am Chuck Norris.
- 0010) From this point forward any keelhauling offense is now punished with a round house kick.
- 0011) ...to the face.
- 0012) My tears can cure any illness.
- 0013) Too bad I never cry.
- 0014) From this point forward we do not read books.
- 0015) We stare them down until they tell us everything they know.
- 0016) For this reason it is not advisable to look too closely at any of Volrath's books.
- 0017) I do not sleep.
- 0018) I wait.
- 0019) There are no longer any pirates or ninjas on this ship.
- 0020) Only cowboys.
- 0021) Remember, if you can see me, I can see you.
- 0022) If you can't see me you may be only seconds from death.
- 0023) I eat Norbaz's chille to cure heartburn.
- 0024) I have never blinked in my live.
- 0025) Never.
- 0026) I invented water.
- 0027) I have two speeds, Walk and Kill.
- 0028) I am Chuck Norris.
- 0029) There is no chin under my beard.
- 0030) Just another fist.