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| The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the creation of the Great Girls.
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| Three were given to the Half-Elf, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.
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| (Image of Terra with Lisa, Elina, and Sarah standing in front of her.)
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| JJ: That is so cute... Hold that pose... Say cheese.
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| Terra: No don't do it he might come back. Just take the picture quick.
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| Elina and Sarah shrug.
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| Elina & Sarah: Cheese.
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| (Camera Flashes)
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| Cheese: I. Like. Chocolate. Milk.
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| Terra: Of course it took three times...
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| Lisa: He isn't that bad.
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| Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.
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| (Image of Martha standing in front of a painting.)
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| Martha: It’s just disgraceful those girls flashing their ankles out where anyone can see them. I refuse to let you look and further disgrace the great dwarven people.
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| And nine, nine girls were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire... sure lets call it power.
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| (Image of Jarlot on a beach surrounded by beautiful women.)
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| Jarlot: This is totally worth it regardless of any eternal servitude that might come later.
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| But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Girl was made. In the land of Teseris, the Dark Lord Terrek forged in secret a master Girl, to control all others.
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| (Image of Terrek working furiously away in his lab.)
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| And into this Girl he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Girl to rule them all.
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| Serene is in her room getting ready for the wedding when she suddenly disappears.
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| In a dark cave Serene reappears. She looks around but doesn't notice anything until Gollum Jarlot is suddenly behind her stroking her hair.
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| Gollum Jarlot: It came to me, my own, my love... my... preciousssss.
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| Redshirt 1: Well that’s not good.
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| Redshirt 2: I know and worse yet someone is going to have to tell Satnak.
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| Another Redshirt: Well which one of us should do it.
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| Redshirt 1: We’ll have to draw straws.
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| Redshirt 2: Good idea.
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| Redshirt 1 takes three straws and holds them out to Another Redshirt. He draws one carefully and sees that it is short.
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| Another Redshirt: :banghead:
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| Redshirt 1: Well go luck man.
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| Another Redshirt walks away slowly preparing to face his doom.
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| Redshirt 2: I can’t believe how often that works.
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| Redshirt 1: (revealing two other short straws) Yeah it’s amazing how long me and you have made it.
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| Redshirt 2: That poor fool can’t even remember his number it is so high.
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| Another Redshirt approaches Satnak who is having the finishing touches put on her dress.
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| Another Redshirt: Satnak.
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| Satnak: What do you want?
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| Another Redshirt: It’s… about Serene… she is missing.
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| Satnak: WHAT!?!
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| Another Redshirt: :ghosted: You might want to check with the Alts.
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| Satnak storms out of the room and makes her way for the rabbit hold in the lower decks that leads to the new home of the Alt-Jarlots.
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| After much searching, Satnak finds Serene with Frodo and Gollum Jarlot and rushes up to ensure that she is fine.
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| Satnak: Are you ok?
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| Serene: Yeah I’m fine I just didn’t know the way out.
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| Frodo Jarlot: If you ask it of me I will give you the One Girl.
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| Satnak: Yeah.
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| Frodo Jarlot: That's not your line.
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| Satnak: The only reason you aren't a pile of goo is that we are both in wedding dresses and if I stain them now we won't ever get them clean in time.
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| Frodo Jarlot: ...fine.
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