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Yinky Pirate-Slavers have no imagination and thus no capacity for pretense. They are all Id and Ego, very rational in a way. When they can, they take. When they can get away with killing they do it for fun. When they want something and negotiation is the only way to get it, they will. Any tool they come across they will figure out how to use and maintain, but their main fault is that they lack that spark that would allow them to think of ways to interconnect uses and principles of different technological innovations. Because there aren't that many of them, people can usually stand back and comment on how nice it must be to have such a perfect balance between knowing what you want and understanding the practical concerns of survival without any self delusion to try to cloud that complete honesty of selfish character. Of course if there were more of them, people wouldn't find them nearly as funny. They want everything and don't believe anyone else deserves anything, yet they are capable of reason when it's the best way to get what they want. | Yinky Pirate-Slavers have no imagination and thus no capacity for pretense. They are all Id and Ego, very rational in a way. When they can, they take. When they can get away with killing they do it for fun. When they want something and negotiation is the only way to get it, they will. Any tool they come across they will figure out how to use and maintain, but their main fault is that they lack that spark that would allow them to think of ways to interconnect uses and principles of different technological innovations. Because there aren't that many of them, people can usually stand back and comment on how nice it must be to have such a perfect balance between knowing what you want and understanding the practical concerns of survival without any self delusion to try to cloud that complete honesty of selfish character. Of course if there were more of them, people wouldn't find them nearly as funny. They want everything and don't believe anyone else deserves anything, yet they are capable of reason when it's the best way to get what they want. | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:12, 2 May 2008
Belligerence: 5 Opportunism: 5 Reason: 0 Spirituality: 0
Yinky Pirate-Slavers have no imagination and thus no capacity for pretense. They are all Id and Ego, very rational in a way. When they can, they take. When they can get away with killing they do it for fun. When they want something and negotiation is the only way to get it, they will. Any tool they come across they will figure out how to use and maintain, but their main fault is that they lack that spark that would allow them to think of ways to interconnect uses and principles of different technological innovations. Because there aren't that many of them, people can usually stand back and comment on how nice it must be to have such a perfect balance between knowing what you want and understanding the practical concerns of survival without any self delusion to try to cloud that complete honesty of selfish character. Of course if there were more of them, people wouldn't find them nearly as funny. They want everything and don't believe anyone else deserves anything, yet they are capable of reason when it's the best way to get what they want.
Also, they look like four armed mollusks.
