Crack from the OoC

"This game is Sin City, as done by the cast of Final Fantasy Advent Children, while on heroin PCP, and written by Jim Butcher channelling Hunter S. Thompson, Robert E. Howard, and William Gibson."

Looks like the Maiden of Weaving finally got drunk enough to compile the commentary of the pattern spiders in AlphaOmega...
This is a running list of as much of the silliness AstraKiseki can find.

Forum Silliness

As a note, these are filed by who started it.

Li of Orchid

Darius's reaction to being threatened with 'reversing the Essence polarity.'

Aincumis

Movie Crew Ellipse

All Together!

- "Supernaturally influential mob boss meets shapeshifting canine poker player - they fight crime!"

• Mpascal's pitch for Las Vegas by Night
  • "Don't forget the virgin femme fatale!" "Already brought down a different mob boss through her fatal influence! ;)"

"I'm sorry, Darius Prescott is not available to take your call right now. He is currently occupied walking the road to hell. Please leave a message and he'll get back to you, if he isn't swallowed by the Demon Emperor and trapped in an eternity of agony and pain. Beep!"
"I'm sorry, Gabriel Cordova is not available to take your call right now. He is currently incarcerated in a maximum-security Technocracy holding facility, while the Brujah Antediluvian is pulling a 'The Ring' on him. Please leave a message and he will call you back, assuming he doesn't get Embraced, brain-washed, turned into an Abyssal, or just outright killed. Beep!"

• "*BEEP* "Oh, just in case you are done early - surprise, there's a zombie plague outside! But don't worry, we can deal with it. Probably. Success is relative after all ..."

Chat Crack

Khayin finding out that Hate is Samuel Haight:
(9:51:26 PM) Khayin: I was hoping I'd never have to see him again. Ten years later, he is back to haunt me! I can hear his battle cry now...
(9:51:35 PM) Khayin: "THE NINETIES HAVE RETURNED!!!"