Are We The Baddies: House of Bones
House of Bones
Former Headmaster
Dr Osseodore
(He/Him)
Arch-Researcher to the Witch Queen
Keeper of the Crypts
Super-dead
An extremely ancient and wizened necromancer who is always seen wearing black robes and enormous dual-monocles. He appears to be so ancient and creaky that whether or not he is undead is an open question.
Professors
Scrimshander Rue and Bitter Bone
(She/her)
Acting Headmaster of Bone House
Chief of Necromantic Engineering
Associate Professor of Bone Stuff
Cillian d’Arque
(She/Her)
Assistant Professor of Osteoanimatic Studies
Child prodigy and terrible youth
A precocious youth with permanently unruly hair and an enormous chip on her shoulder. Jenn d'Arque's little sister.
Prefects
Evelyn Distichous
(She/Her)
A severe and humorless young woman with a weak constitution who ambulates about with the assistance of a variety of bone prostheses. Friends with Aine.
Second Years
Aine Craith
(She/Head)
A ditzy dullahan and headless horsewoman. Seems to be head over heels in crush on Bardem Skoll. Friends with Evelyn Distichous and Maker Bodra.
Maker Bodra
(She/Her)
A soft-spoken, gentle orcish blacksmith
Pandemonica Grimnoire
An absolute shitbird
Ms. Grimnoire if you're nasty
First years
Finn Shadowless
(He/Him)
Brooding loner type. Hates confined spaces, loves hand-rolled cigarettes. Has no shadow. Alleged traitor to the Witch Queen.
Jenn d'Arque
(She/Her)
Of the Shadow-Vale d'Arques.
A cynical young woman from a long line of powerful necromancers. Can do Psychometry (object reading). She has a pet skeletal cat named Curiosity, and a younger sister named Cillian d'Arque.
The Bride Veiled in Alabaster and Thorns
(She/Her)
Priestess Hierophant of the Cult of the Resurrecting Queen
Magretha Scuppers
(She/They)
Lowliest of the lowborn