Forgotten Freedom:Stupid

• Has split personality disorder with the other self being a mammothly intelligent super computer.
• Is actually the Lord of Blades.
• Having originally been created by Ketler, the Lord of Blades fled the ship and began to raise his warforged army when the crew assaulted him and delivered a rather nasty blow to his central circuits that has left him off ever since.
• Plots the death of all the meat bags underneath his 'Scholarly' persona but becomes too lazy and dumb to carry them through when 'Stupid.'
• Has an e-mail romance with Shodan from System Shock.
• Is believed to have Cheese living inside his empty stomach region (with an interior hatch so he can leave at any time).
• Has more armament than Boba Fett.
• Because his stupidity is a result of being hit with a bat by Jarlot, is obsessed with finding the 'Bat man' in order to tear him limb from limb.
• Real name is THX-1138.
• His role-models are Hal the Supercomputer, Master Control, and Skynet.
• Is routinely treated like a valet and baggage boy by Michael and Dooj whom routinely kidnap him or otherwise abuse him for their pleasures.