Quotes from the American God Game Sessions
- Arthur (on seeing Brian run over by a bus): You know, on any other day this would make me happy.
- Arthur: You want to know what we are Dr. Booth? I'll tell you. We're you're experiment that you just lost control of.
- Jack: Of course I have money, I'm a Kennedy. I think it's against the law for us not to be rich.
- Jack: Jesus Arthur!! Just how fast are you?!
Arthur: Give me a few seconds and my image should catch up with me.
- Arthur (to the President): I'm sorry he's going to have to call you back. (hangs up on him)
- Brian: Arthur? It's OK, all the bad guys are dead. You can stop now. Remember me? You're going to cater my party?
- Ahmed al-Shehhi: Know, American dog, that I am Ahmed al-Shehhi.
Brian: Ahmed? Why do you have a woman's name?
Ahmed al-Shehhi: DIE!!!!!
- Mandy (to Jack): You sound like a fax machine.
- At The Survivors Press Conference:
Julie Lee: You guys mentioned Coke and Nike? I'd just like to say, if anyone from Coke or Nike is watching right now? I'm looking for ad contracts?
Brian (with a sigh): Like I said, we're still very, very human.