Editing 1001 things Mr. Raymond can't do when he GMs
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# Even if they did, "Stolen Cowcatcher" is not an appropriate Melee specialty for a Lunar. | # Even if they did, "Stolen Cowcatcher" is not an appropriate Melee specialty for a Lunar. | ||
# May not arbitrarily declare critical hits against the guy who took the last slice of pizza. | # May not arbitrarily declare critical hits against the guy who took the last slice of pizza. | ||
β | # "Donald | + | # "Donald duck" impressions are inappropriate for the voice of the king. |
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# When no one wants to play the cleric, I am absolutely forbidden to name the NPC cleric "NeoSporynn". | # When no one wants to play the cleric, I am absolutely forbidden to name the NPC cleric "NeoSporynn". | ||
# As above, and the female cleric cannot be named "Gynylotrymyn" either. | # As above, and the female cleric cannot be named "Gynylotrymyn" either. | ||
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# May not have either zombies, ninja, nazis or pirates appear out of nowhere during a romantic scene to "spice things up for the other players". | # May not have either zombies, ninja, nazis or pirates appear out of nowhere during a romantic scene to "spice things up for the other players". | ||
# Weapon Focus: Dwarf does not exist. | # Weapon Focus: Dwarf does not exist. | ||
β | # | + | # Dwarfes do not do 2d10 damage as a missile weapon. |
# I am not allowed to refer to the players as "the suckers". | # I am not allowed to refer to the players as "the suckers". | ||
+ | # Rule 121 Corollary: This goes for Durulz "kings" too. | ||
# Gaudeamus Igitur is not a recurring anthem among Ars Magica mages. | # Gaudeamus Igitur is not a recurring anthem among Ars Magica mages. | ||
# Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is not an appropriate setting for Mage. | # Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is not an appropriate setting for Mage. |