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<big>'''CHAIN MAIL LEGGINGS'''</big>
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CHAIN MAIL LEGGINGS
*''BY Beoir Blackrune''
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''BY Beoir Blackrune''
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
WHEN I WENT TO WAR WHEN I WAS YOUNG,
 
WHEN I WENT TO WAR WHEN I WAS YOUNG,
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THE SHIELD WALL.
 
THE SHIELD WALL.
  
''(CHORUS)
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''(CHORUS)''
 
 
'''AND I WAS WEARING'''
 
 
 
'''CHAINMAIL BRITCHES,'''
 
 
 
'''JUMPING DITCHES,'''
 
 
 
'''SEEKING RICHES,
 
 
 
'''DODGING BITCHES,
 
 
 
'''I WAS FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL.'''''
 
 
 
  
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AND I WAS WEARING
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CHAINMAIL BRITCHES,
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JUMPING DITCHES,
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SEEKING RICHES,
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DODGING BITCHES,
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I WAS FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL.
  
 
MY SECOND YEAR I FELT SO BOLD,
 
MY SECOND YEAR I FELT SO BOLD,
 
 
I PAINTED MY SHIELD WITH BLACK AND GOLD.
 
I PAINTED MY SHIELD WITH BLACK AND GOLD.
 
 
I PAINTED MY SHIELD WITH BLACK AND GOLD,
 
I PAINTED MY SHIELD WITH BLACK AND GOLD,
 
 
FOR FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,
 
FOR FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,
 
 
THE SHIELD WALL.
 
THE SHIELD WALL.
  
''(CHORUS)''
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(CHORUS)
  
 
NOW WHEN I WENT BACK IN MY THIRD YEAR,
 
NOW WHEN I WENT BACK IN MY THIRD YEAR,
 
 
I SWORE I WOULD HAVE A SPEAR.
 
I SWORE I WOULD HAVE A SPEAR.
 
 
BUT MY CAPTAIN SAID, “NO, MY FRIEND I FEAR,
 
BUT MY CAPTAIN SAID, “NO, MY FRIEND I FEAR,
 
 
YOU’RE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,”
 
YOU’RE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,”
 
 
THE SHIELD WALL.
 
THE SHIELD WALL.
  
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NOW I WENT BACK FOR NUMBER FOUR,
 
NOW I WENT BACK FOR NUMBER FOUR,
 
 
WELL IN THAT YEAR I WAS MIGHTY POOR.
 
WELL IN THAT YEAR I WAS MIGHTY POOR.
 
 
SO I SOLD MY SERVICES TO A FOREIGN SHORE
 
SO I SOLD MY SERVICES TO A FOREIGN SHORE
 
 
FOR FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,
 
FOR FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,
 
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THE SHIELD WALL.
THEIR SHIELD WALL.
 
  
 
''(CHORUS)''
 
''(CHORUS)''
  
 
AND IN THE FIFTH YEAR THAT I WENT OUT,
 
AND IN THE FIFTH YEAR THAT I WENT OUT,
 
 
I FINALLY HAD EARNED SOME CLOUT,
 
I FINALLY HAD EARNED SOME CLOUT,
 
 
A PRIVATE NO MORE AS A SARGENT I SHOUT,
 
A PRIVATE NO MORE AS A SARGENT I SHOUT,
 
"YOU!YOU!YOU! and YOU!!!!!"  {Accompanied by audience participation of pointing at everyone.}
 
 
 
“YOU’RE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,”
 
“YOU’RE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,”
 
 
THE SHIELD WALL.
 
THE SHIELD WALL.
  
 
''(CHORUS)''
 
''(CHORUS)''
 
  
 
WHEN I REACH THE AGE OF SEVENTY-SEVEN,
 
WHEN I REACH THE AGE OF SEVENTY-SEVEN,
 
 
I’LL FINALLY THINK OF GOING TO HEAVEN,
 
I’LL FINALLY THINK OF GOING TO HEAVEN,
 
 
IF I LEAVE ONE SON THAN I’LL LEAVE ELEVEN,
 
IF I LEAVE ONE SON THAN I’LL LEAVE ELEVEN,
 
 
A’ FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,
 
A’ FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,
 
 
THE SHIELD WALL.
 
THE SHIELD WALL.
  
''(CHORUS REVISED-Sung low and slowly)''
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''(CHORUS REVISED)''
  
 
AND THEY’LL BE WEARING,
 
AND THEY’LL BE WEARING,
 
 
CHAINMAIL BRITCHES,
 
CHAINMAIL BRITCHES,
 
 
JUMPING DITCHES,
 
JUMPING DITCHES,
 
 
SEEKING RICHES,
 
SEEKING RICHES,
 
 
DODGING BITCHES,
 
DODGING BITCHES,
 
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THEY’LL BE FIGHTIN ON THE SHIELD WALL.
THEY’LL BE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL.
 
  
  
 
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