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WHEN I WENT TO WAR WHEN I WAS YOUNG, | WHEN I WENT TO WAR WHEN I WAS YOUNG, | ||
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THE SHIELD WALL. | THE SHIELD WALL. | ||
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+ | '''AND I WAS WEARING''' | ||
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+ | '''CHAINMAIL BRITCHES,''' | ||
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− | + | '''SEEKING RICHES, | |
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− | + | '''I WAS FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL.''''' | |
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MY SECOND YEAR I FELT SO BOLD, | MY SECOND YEAR I FELT SO BOLD, |
Latest revision as of 13:37, 15 May 2022
CHAIN MAIL LEGGINGS
- BY Beoir Blackrune
WHEN I WENT TO WAR WHEN I WAS YOUNG,MY CHAINMAIL LEGGINS I PUT ON.
MY CHAINMAIL LEGGINGS I PUT ON,
FOR FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,
THE SHIELD WALL.
(CHORUS)
AND I WAS WEARING
CHAINMAIL BRITCHES,
JUMPING DITCHES,
SEEKING RICHES,
DODGING BITCHES,
I WAS FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL.
MY SECOND YEAR I FELT SO BOLD,
I PAINTED MY SHIELD WITH BLACK AND GOLD.
I PAINTED MY SHIELD WITH BLACK AND GOLD,
FOR FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,
THE SHIELD WALL.
(CHORUS)
NOW WHEN I WENT BACK IN MY THIRD YEAR,
I SWORE I WOULD HAVE A SPEAR.
BUT MY CAPTAIN SAID, “NO, MY FRIEND I FEAR,
YOU’RE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,”
THE SHIELD WALL.
(CHORUS)
NOW I WENT BACK FOR NUMBER FOUR,
WELL IN THAT YEAR I WAS MIGHTY POOR.
SO I SOLD MY SERVICES TO A FOREIGN SHORE
FOR FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,
THEIR SHIELD WALL.
(CHORUS)
AND IN THE FIFTH YEAR THAT I WENT OUT,
I FINALLY HAD EARNED SOME CLOUT,
A PRIVATE NO MORE AS A SARGENT I SHOUT,
"YOU!YOU!YOU! and YOU!!!!!" {Accompanied by audience participation of pointing at everyone.}
“YOU’RE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,”
THE SHIELD WALL.
(CHORUS)
WHEN I REACH THE AGE OF SEVENTY-SEVEN,I’LL FINALLY THINK OF GOING TO HEAVEN,
IF I LEAVE ONE SON THAN I’LL LEAVE ELEVEN,
A’ FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL,
THE SHIELD WALL.
(CHORUS REVISED-Sung low and slowly)
AND THEY’LL BE WEARING,
CHAINMAIL BRITCHES,
JUMPING DITCHES,
SEEKING RICHES,
DODGING BITCHES,
THEY’LL BE FIGHTING ON THE SHIELD WALL.