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==Locations==
 
==Locations==
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===Indoors===
  
 
* In the catwalks above a stage, with the opera/play in progress below.
 
* In the catwalks above a stage, with the opera/play in progress below.
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* Inside the works of a clock tower
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* In the Great Library of Alexandria as it's being burned
 +
* In a wharf side warehouse, in a roped-off ring, surrounded by dozens of hard-nosed spectators screaming for blood
 +
* In elevator shafts, but not in the elevators
 +
* On a series of conveyor belts leading to pressing machinery
 +
* Between the gears and pulleys of a four-story-building-sized clockwork, steam-driven difference engine
 +
* On top of the servers in a major data center (while one of the combatants is trying to hack into the systems in that center)
 +
* A meat locker, with entire sides of frozen cow hanging from hooks.
 +
* In a cubicle farm (think Dilbert)
 +
* In the food court of a large shopping mall, Sunday afternoon, one week before Christmas
 +
* In a high voltage transformer station
 +
* In a brick-walled olive oil cellar - when one of the casks is struck, olive oil coats the floor
 +
* In an airlock that's slowly decompressing
 +
* In a stopped elevator
 +
* On a stone staircase in a rapidly falling apart castle
 +
* On the floor of a large ballroom after the villain has insulted the hero – remember those floors are slick
 +
* Fort Knox (Think 007)
 +
* In a smithy filled with blades
 +
* In a house about to be blown to pieces by a tornado- with a shelter out back with room for one
 +
* In a dragon's lair...right next to sleeping dragon.
 +
* In a studio prop department. (make sure to grab your REAL sword)
 +
* In a game & comic store
 +
* On a factory conveyer belt that dumps rocks into a furnace
 +
* In a hospital emergency room that is in the process of accepting dozens of victims from some sort of disaster
 +
* Backstage at a Victoria's Secret fashion show
 +
* At a Hockey/Ice Rink
 +
* In a biotech lab filled with glass growth reactors filled with animal cells/bacteria/yeast/flesh eating amoebas
 +
* In the middle of 99 cent store with crowded isles only a foot and a half wide.
 +
* In a brothel / opium den
 +
* Inside a wind-tunnel
 +
* In the middle of a high class 1930s nightclub
 +
* On the trading floor of the New York Stock Exchange
 +
* In a nuclear missile silo about to launch
 +
* In a room full of hemophiliacs
 +
* In a paper mill
 +
* In a museum. Lots of improvised weapons to hand, whether it's a 15th century scimitar or the tooth of a Tyrannosaurus
 +
* At a fantasy / sci-fi convention
 +
* At a crowded party, without letting security know
 +
* In an Esher-esque construction of stairs, halls, and archways that warps space
 +
* In a Wax Museum after hours
 +
* At a rave
 +
* In a ghetto bail-bonds/pawn shop
 +
* During a high school gym class
 +
* At a christening
 +
* Lovers fighting in a huge canopied bed with dozens of pillows and silk sheets
 +
* In the bathtub or at a Roman bath-house
 +
* In the shrine of a forgotten/elder god who is starting to wake
 +
* In a crypt full of life-size, realistic warrior statues, which may or may not come to life.
 +
* While standing side by side at a urinal...while urinating!
 +
* In the Oval Office, the floor of the UN general assembly, or other location of political importance
 +
 +
===Outdoors===
 +
 
* On a frozen river, with chunks of ice breaking away under your feet.
 
* On a frozen river, with chunks of ice breaking away under your feet.
 +
* Construction scaffolding.
 
* A flotilla of logs floating down a river.
 
* A flotilla of logs floating down a river.
* Construction scaffolding.
 
* Under direct, heavy cannon bombardment.
 
 
* On top of a careening stagecoach, in a low-overhang forest.
 
* On top of a careening stagecoach, in a low-overhang forest.
 
* On top of a large hot-air balloon, in mid-flight.
 
* On top of a large hot-air balloon, in mid-flight.
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* Waist-deep in a stream
 
* Waist-deep in a stream
 
* On a thread-bare rope bridge spanning a chasm
 
* On a thread-bare rope bridge spanning a chasm
* On a merry-go-round
 
* Inside the works of a clock tower
 
 
* Hanging onto the ropes that dangle beneath a zeppelin (which may or may not be on fire)
 
* Hanging onto the ropes that dangle beneath a zeppelin (which may or may not be on fire)
* In the Great Library of Alexandria as it's being burned
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* In the midst of deadlocked rush-hour traffic, leaping from car to car
* In a wharf side warehouse, in a roped-off ring, surrounded by dozens of hard-nosed spectators screaming for blood
 
* In the midst of deadlocked rush-hour traffic, leaping from car to car.
 
 
* On a flat-bed semi traveling down the interstate at 90 mph
 
* On a flat-bed semi traveling down the interstate at 90 mph
* In elevator shafts, but not in the elevators
 
 
* On a rocky precipice overlooking a fall of hundreds of feet
 
* On a rocky precipice overlooking a fall of hundreds of feet
* On a series of conveyor belts leading to pressing machinery
 
 
* Inside the big cage where they store helium balloons
 
* Inside the big cage where they store helium balloons
 
* On a rowboat
 
* On a rowboat
* Between the gears and pulleys of a four-story-building-sized clockwork, steam-driven difference engine
 
* On Mars, while wearing space suits, in low gravity
 
* Inside someone else's blood vessels, while shrunk to microscopic size
 
 
* In the back seat of a New York taxicab during rush hour
 
* In the back seat of a New York taxicab during rush hour
 
* In the middle of a big parade (maybe Mardi Gras, or perhaps the marching band at halftime at the Super Bowl?)
 
* In the middle of a big parade (maybe Mardi Gras, or perhaps the marching band at halftime at the Super Bowl?)
* On top of the servers in a major data center (while one of the combatants is trying to hack into the systems in that center)
 
 
* On a dam
 
* On a dam
 
* In a ship's rigging
 
* In a ship's rigging
* Below-decks in a burning, sinking ship
 
* The tunnels of a large subway system
 
* A meat locker, with entire sides of frozen cow hanging from hooks.
 
* In a cubicle farm (think Dilbert)
 
* In the food court of a large shopping mall, Sunday afternoon, one week before Christmas
 
 
* In a bamboo forest, about fifty feet up
 
* In a bamboo forest, about fifty feet up
 
* On top of a mist-shrouded hill, surrounded by the crumbling remnants of a stone circle
 
* On top of a mist-shrouded hill, surrounded by the crumbling remnants of a stone circle
 
* In a sheep pen with about 100 sheep (substitute pigs as required)
 
* In a sheep pen with about 100 sheep (substitute pigs as required)
* Anywhere at all during an earthquake
 
* Inside the chambers of a dying giant's heart .
 
 
* On the back of a flying whale. And every so often it spouts a geyser of steam from its blowhole.
 
* On the back of a flying whale. And every so often it spouts a geyser of steam from its blowhole.
 
* On the surface of a huge, faceted mirrored lens so there are thousands of distorted images of you and your opponent.
 
* On the surface of a huge, faceted mirrored lens so there are thousands of distorted images of you and your opponent.
 
* On dragonfly mounts that buzz around one another...
 
* On dragonfly mounts that buzz around one another...
* In a cage-free commercial chicken rearing factory.
+
* In a cage-free commercial chicken rearing factory
* In a high voltage transformer station
 
* In a brick-walled olive oil cellar - when one of the casks is struck, olive oil coats the floor.
 
 
* In a hedgerow maze
 
* In a hedgerow maze
* In an airlock that's slowly decompressing
 
* In a stopped elevator
 
 
* On a Ferris Wheel
 
* On a Ferris Wheel
 
* On a seaside boardwalk during a hurricane
 
* On a seaside boardwalk during a hurricane
* Running concurrently with another swordfight, such that each of the four combatants wants to kill the other three
+
* Underwater while wearing clumsy diver suits
* On a stone staircase in a rapidly falling apart castle.
+
* A knife fight in a telephone booth (and you HAVE to answer the phone.)
* Underwater while wearing clumsy diver suits.
+
* On the edge of a burning, active volcano
* On the floor of a large ballroom after the villain has insulted the hero – remember those floors are slick.
 
* On the edge of a burning, active volcano.
 
* In a smithy filled with blades
 
* In a house about to be blown to pieces by a tornado- with a shelter out back with room for one.
 
 
* On the roof of a burning sky scraper
 
* On the roof of a burning sky scraper
* On the wing of a B-17 Flying Fortress  
+
* On the wing of a B-17 Flying Fortress
* In a dragon's lair...right next to sleeping dragon.
+
* In a gassed out mud filled body strewn WWI trench
* In a studio prop department. (make sure to grab your REAL sword)
 
* In a gassed out mud filled body strewn WWI trench.
 
 
* On a super-highway
 
* On a super-highway
 
* Up a gigantic tree, with lots of hopping from branch to branch
 
* Up a gigantic tree, with lots of hopping from branch to branch
* In a game & comic store
+
* On a grassy plain in the middle of a stampede
* On a factory conveyer belt that dumps rocks into a furnace.
+
* From rooftop to rooftop in a flooded town
* On a grassy plain in the middle of a stampede.
+
* An open field with snow 4 feet deep
* From rooftop to rooftop in a flooded town.
+
* In the surf at a stormswept beach, with heavy waves
* In the city's slums during a massive fire.
+
* In the substructure beneath a huge bridge
* An open field with snow 4 feet deep.
+
* Inside a submarine
* In the middle of a riot.
+
* On a sweltering August day in a full-grown Kansas cornfield* On top of a giant Godzilla-style monster.
* Quicksand.
+
* On top of a careening coach while riding over a bridge 10 miles above a city
* In the path of a massive horde of army ants.
+
* Atop a burning citadel while meteorites fall all around
* In a hospital emergency room that is in the process of accepting dozens of victims from some sort of disaster.
+
* While skydiving
* On a teetering see-saw platform over something dangerous.
+
* On the open observation deck of a gigantic steam-powered zeppelin, suspended a thousand feet above the streets of a major city
* Atop the pistons of some great machine
 
* On a suspended cage with the damsel in distress within.
 
* Inside a wind-tunnel.
 
* While skydiving.
 
* In front of a confused movie crew while the asst director complains about his script missing pages or "this is a romance!"
 
* During a motorcycle race (horse race, chariot race, etc)
 
* In an area flooded with explosive gasses. (Better not parry & cause a spark.)
 
* On the open observation deck of a gigantic steam-powered zeppelin, suspended a thousand feet above the streets of a major city.
 
* In a zero-gravity chamber walled with inertia-reflecting force fields. In other words, once you start bouncing, you don't stop; time to set up that three-corner bank shot....
 
 
* On skis, hurtling down the side of a snow-covered mountain.
 
* On skis, hurtling down the side of a snow-covered mountain.
* NOT on skis, hurtling down the side of an ICE-covered mountain.
+
* NOT on skis, hurtling down the side of an ICE-covered mountain
* On a roller coaster.
+
* On a roller coaster
* While flying hang gliders.
+
* While flying hang gliders
* On the trading floor of the New York Stock Exchange.
+
* Beneath a waterfall, struggling to stay on your feet under the torrent of pounding water
* On a school bus full of little children.
+
* On rafts, going over the waterfall
* In a room full of hemophiliacs.
+
* In the hulk of a ghostly pirate ship or ocean liner
* In a paper mill.  
+
* In the water gardens of Ft. Worth, TX
* On a spaceship with unpredictable artificial gravity.
+
* On a school bus full of little children
* Jumping from piece to piece of wreckage as it's being sucked into a huge whirlpool.
+
* Jumping from piece to piece of wreckage as it's being sucked into a huge whirlpool
* In a museum. Lots of improvised weapons to hand, whether it's a 15th century scimitar or the tooth of a Tyrannosaurus.
+
* A train station. Clouds of steam, huge machines to fight across and lots of civilians running around
* In the middle of a summoning circle, where a demon will be called if any blood strikes the ground. Better make sure to use the flat of the blade.
+
* In a Topiary Maze tended by big robotic hedge trimmers that look like the Langoliers from the Stephen King novel
* A train station. Clouds of steam, huge machines to fight across and lots of civilians running around.
+
* On two really elastic bungie cords
* At a fantasy / sci-fi convention.
 
* At a crowded party, without letting security know.
 
* In an Esher-esque construction of stairs, halls, and archways that warps space.
 
* In a Wax Museum after hours.
 
* In a Topiary Maze tended by big robotic hedge trimmers that look like the Langoliers from the Stephen King novel.
 
* On two really elastic bungie cords.
 
* While having sex.
 
* While handcuffed or otherwise bound to another swordfighter.
 
 
* While on motorcycles
 
* While on motorcycles
* On the Boxers' Bridge in Venice, standing over a canal with no guard rails in place.
+
* On the Boxers' Bridge in Venice, standing over a canal with no guard rails in place
 
* In the Capuchin necropolis in Paris, surrounded by walls of skulls.  
 
* In the Capuchin necropolis in Paris, surrounded by walls of skulls.  
* Inside a tram going downhill in San Francisco.
+
* Inside a tram going downhill in San Francisco
 
* Queuing for cinema tickets.  (Don’t lose your place in line.)
 
* Queuing for cinema tickets.  (Don’t lose your place in line.)
 
* A horse track just after the race has gone by, with a minute and a half until it swings by again!
 
* A horse track just after the race has gone by, with a minute and a half until it swings by again!
* Riding horses on the beach  
+
* Riding horses on the beach
* At a rave
+
* In front of the grave of your twin brother that the murderous swine slew one exactly year ago  
* In a ghetto bail-bonds/pawn shop
+
* A ferry in high wind, with cars or heavy crates rolling around
* In front of the grave of your twin brother that the murderous swine slew one exact year ago  
+
* In the desert at high noon (heat prostration anyone?) while a sandstorm is coming  
* A ferry in high wind, with cars or heavy crates rolling around.
+
* At a witch-burning, climbing up the unnecessarily huge pyre
* During a high school gym class.
+
* On the back of a giant turtle that is swimming through a swamp full of alligators & with snakes dangling from the heavy vines
* At a christening.
 
* In the desert at high noon (heat prostration anyone?) while a sandstorm is coming.
 
* A psy-blade duel inside your mind, flashing through every location you’ve ever been afraid of and/or felt safe.
 
* Last men standing on a battlefield (weapons, corpses, and setting sun mandatory, undead optional).
 
* Lovers fighting in a huge canopied bed with dozens of pillows and silk sheets.
 
* At a witch-burning, climbing up the unnecessarily huge pyre.
 
* On the back of a giant turtle that is swimming through a swamp full of alligators & with snakes dangling from the heavy vines.
 
 
* On top of a hill during a thunderstorm
 
* On top of a hill during a thunderstorm
* In the bathtub or at a Roman bath-house.
 
* In the shrine of a forgotten/elder god who is starting to wake.
 
 
* While being lynched
 
* While being lynched
* In chariots, especially when running along the spar of the enemies chariot.
+
* In chariots, especially when running along the spar of the enemies chariot  
* In a masquerade ball / Halloween party in which many people have the same costumes
 
 
* On top of monolithic statues depicting your ancestors/nation (The Statue of Liberty, the statues by the falls in Fellowship of the Ring.)  
 
* On top of monolithic statues depicting your ancestors/nation (The Statue of Liberty, the statues by the falls in Fellowship of the Ring.)  
* In a crypt full of life-size, realistic warrior statues, which may or may not come to life.
 
* While standing side by side at a urinal...while urinating!
 
 
* On the hands of Big Ben  
 
* On the hands of Big Ben  
* Traveling through time in a long corridor, racing toward the end of the universe.  
+
 
* In the Oval Office, the floor of the UN general assembly, or other location of political importance.
+
===Wacky Situations===
* Inside a transport container getting crushed in a giant hydrolic press.
+
 
* Atlantis as it's sinking.
+
* Under direct, heavy cannon bombardment.
* In a nuclear missile silo about to launch.
+
* On a merry-go-round
* Beneath a waterfall, struggling to stay on your feet under the torrent of pounding water.
+
* Anywhere at all during an earthquake
* On rafts, going over the waterfall.
+
* Running concurrently with another swordfight, such that each of the four combatants wants to kill the other three
* In the hulk of a ghostly pirate ship or ocean liner.
+
* In the city's slums during a massive fire
* In the water gardens of Ft. Worth, TX.
+
* In the middle of a riot
* On the sanctioned dueling grounds of a local Mage's guild, DURING a full-scale mage's duel.
+
* Quicksand
* On top of a giant Godzilla-style monster.
+
* In the path of a massive horde of army ants
* On top of a careening coach while riding over a bridge 10 miles above a city.
+
* Near a strong gravitational or magnetic source, the swords accelerating or decelerating as they pass near it
* In the middle of a high class 1930s nightclub
+
* While having sex
* Atop a burning citadel while meteorites fall all around
+
* While handcuffed or otherwise bound to another swordfighter
* In the middle of 99 cent store with crowded isles only a foot and a half wide.
+
* In front of a confused movie crew while the asst director complains about his script missing pages or "this is a romance!"
* In a brothel / opium den.  
+
* During a motorcycle race (horse race, chariot race, etc)
* In the surf at a stormswept beach, with heavy waves
+
* On the sanctioned dueling grounds of a local Mage's guild, DURING a full-scale mage's duel
* In the substructure beneath a huge bridge.
+
* Last men standing on a battlefield (weapons, corpses, and setting sun mandatory, undead optional)
* Inside a submarine
+
* Inside a transport container getting crushed in a giant hydraulic press
* On a sweltering August day in a full-grown Kansas cornfield
+
* Atlantis as it's sinking
* Backstage at a Victoria's Secret fashion show
+
 
* At a Hockey/Ice Rink
+
===Other===
* In a biotech lab filled with glass growth reactors filled with animal cells/bacteria/yeast/flesh eating amoebas
+
 
* Near a strong gravitational or magnetic source. The swords accelerating or decelerating as they pass near it.
+
* On Mars, while wearing space suits, in low gravity
* A knife fight in a telephone booth (and you HAVE to answer the phone.)
+
* Inside someone else's blood vessels, while shrunk to microscopic size
* Fort Knox (Think 007)
+
* Below-decks in a burning, sinking ship
 +
* The tunnels of a large subway system
 +
* Inside the chambers of a dying giant's heart
 +
* On a teetering see-saw platform over something dangerous
 +
* Atop the pistons of some great machine
 +
* On a suspended cage with the damsel in distress within
 +
* In an area flooded with explosive gasses. (Better not parry & cause a spark.)
 +
* In a zero-gravity chamber walled with inertia-reflecting force fields. In other words, once you start bouncing, you don't stop; time to set up that three-corner bank shot....
 +
* On a spaceship with unpredictable artificial gravity
 +
* In the middle of a summoning circle, where a demon will be called if any blood strikes the ground. Better make sure to use the flat of the blade
 +
* A psy-blade duel inside your mind, flashing through every location you’ve ever been afraid of and/or felt safe
 +
* In a masquerade ball / Halloween party in which many people have the same costumes
 +
* Traveling through time in a long corridor, racing toward the end of the universe

Revision as of 23:19, 16 May 2005


A list of locations that would be excellent for set-piece battles, fights, and conflicts of all kinds. No more 10' by 10' rooms.

Locations

Indoors

  • In the catwalks above a stage, with the opera/play in progress below.
  • Inside the works of a clock tower
  • In the Great Library of Alexandria as it's being burned
  • In a wharf side warehouse, in a roped-off ring, surrounded by dozens of hard-nosed spectators screaming for blood
  • In elevator shafts, but not in the elevators
  • On a series of conveyor belts leading to pressing machinery
  • Between the gears and pulleys of a four-story-building-sized clockwork, steam-driven difference engine
  • On top of the servers in a major data center (while one of the combatants is trying to hack into the systems in that center)
  • A meat locker, with entire sides of frozen cow hanging from hooks.
  • In a cubicle farm (think Dilbert)
  • In the food court of a large shopping mall, Sunday afternoon, one week before Christmas
  • In a high voltage transformer station
  • In a brick-walled olive oil cellar - when one of the casks is struck, olive oil coats the floor
  • In an airlock that's slowly decompressing
  • In a stopped elevator
  • On a stone staircase in a rapidly falling apart castle
  • On the floor of a large ballroom after the villain has insulted the hero – remember those floors are slick
  • Fort Knox (Think 007)
  • In a smithy filled with blades
  • In a house about to be blown to pieces by a tornado- with a shelter out back with room for one
  • In a dragon's lair...right next to sleeping dragon.
  • In a studio prop department. (make sure to grab your REAL sword)
  • In a game & comic store
  • On a factory conveyer belt that dumps rocks into a furnace
  • In a hospital emergency room that is in the process of accepting dozens of victims from some sort of disaster
  • Backstage at a Victoria's Secret fashion show
  • At a Hockey/Ice Rink
  • In a biotech lab filled with glass growth reactors filled with animal cells/bacteria/yeast/flesh eating amoebas
  • In the middle of 99 cent store with crowded isles only a foot and a half wide.
  • In a brothel / opium den
  • Inside a wind-tunnel
  • In the middle of a high class 1930s nightclub
  • On the trading floor of the New York Stock Exchange
  • In a nuclear missile silo about to launch
  • In a room full of hemophiliacs
  • In a paper mill
  • In a museum. Lots of improvised weapons to hand, whether it's a 15th century scimitar or the tooth of a Tyrannosaurus
  • At a fantasy / sci-fi convention
  • At a crowded party, without letting security know
  • In an Esher-esque construction of stairs, halls, and archways that warps space
  • In a Wax Museum after hours
  • At a rave
  • In a ghetto bail-bonds/pawn shop
  • During a high school gym class
  • At a christening
  • Lovers fighting in a huge canopied bed with dozens of pillows and silk sheets
  • In the bathtub or at a Roman bath-house
  • In the shrine of a forgotten/elder god who is starting to wake
  • In a crypt full of life-size, realistic warrior statues, which may or may not come to life.
  • While standing side by side at a urinal...while urinating!
  • In the Oval Office, the floor of the UN general assembly, or other location of political importance

Outdoors

  • On a frozen river, with chunks of ice breaking away under your feet.
  • Construction scaffolding.
  • A flotilla of logs floating down a river.
  • On top of a careening stagecoach, in a low-overhang forest.
  • On top of a large hot-air balloon, in mid-flight.
  • Top of a church tower where there's only a narrow walkway around the top. (Swinging off statues of angels and slamming people into bells.)
  • Waist-deep in a stream
  • On a thread-bare rope bridge spanning a chasm
  • Hanging onto the ropes that dangle beneath a zeppelin (which may or may not be on fire)
  • In the midst of deadlocked rush-hour traffic, leaping from car to car
  • On a flat-bed semi traveling down the interstate at 90 mph
  • On a rocky precipice overlooking a fall of hundreds of feet
  • Inside the big cage where they store helium balloons
  • On a rowboat
  • In the back seat of a New York taxicab during rush hour
  • In the middle of a big parade (maybe Mardi Gras, or perhaps the marching band at halftime at the Super Bowl?)
  • On a dam
  • In a ship's rigging
  • In a bamboo forest, about fifty feet up
  • On top of a mist-shrouded hill, surrounded by the crumbling remnants of a stone circle
  • In a sheep pen with about 100 sheep (substitute pigs as required)
  • On the back of a flying whale. And every so often it spouts a geyser of steam from its blowhole.
  • On the surface of a huge, faceted mirrored lens so there are thousands of distorted images of you and your opponent.
  • On dragonfly mounts that buzz around one another...
  • In a cage-free commercial chicken rearing factory
  • In a hedgerow maze
  • On a Ferris Wheel
  • On a seaside boardwalk during a hurricane
  • Underwater while wearing clumsy diver suits
  • A knife fight in a telephone booth (and you HAVE to answer the phone.)
  • On the edge of a burning, active volcano
  • On the roof of a burning sky scraper
  • On the wing of a B-17 Flying Fortress
  • In a gassed out mud filled body strewn WWI trench
  • On a super-highway
  • Up a gigantic tree, with lots of hopping from branch to branch
  • On a grassy plain in the middle of a stampede
  • From rooftop to rooftop in a flooded town
  • An open field with snow 4 feet deep
  • In the surf at a stormswept beach, with heavy waves
  • In the substructure beneath a huge bridge
  • Inside a submarine
  • On a sweltering August day in a full-grown Kansas cornfield* On top of a giant Godzilla-style monster.
  • On top of a careening coach while riding over a bridge 10 miles above a city
  • Atop a burning citadel while meteorites fall all around
  • While skydiving
  • On the open observation deck of a gigantic steam-powered zeppelin, suspended a thousand feet above the streets of a major city
  • On skis, hurtling down the side of a snow-covered mountain.
  • NOT on skis, hurtling down the side of an ICE-covered mountain
  • On a roller coaster
  • While flying hang gliders
  • Beneath a waterfall, struggling to stay on your feet under the torrent of pounding water
  • On rafts, going over the waterfall
  • In the hulk of a ghostly pirate ship or ocean liner
  • In the water gardens of Ft. Worth, TX
  • On a school bus full of little children
  • Jumping from piece to piece of wreckage as it's being sucked into a huge whirlpool
  • A train station. Clouds of steam, huge machines to fight across and lots of civilians running around
  • In a Topiary Maze tended by big robotic hedge trimmers that look like the Langoliers from the Stephen King novel
  • On two really elastic bungie cords
  • While on motorcycles
  • On the Boxers' Bridge in Venice, standing over a canal with no guard rails in place
  • In the Capuchin necropolis in Paris, surrounded by walls of skulls.
  • Inside a tram going downhill in San Francisco
  • Queuing for cinema tickets. (Don’t lose your place in line.)
  • A horse track just after the race has gone by, with a minute and a half until it swings by again!
  • Riding horses on the beach
  • In front of the grave of your twin brother that the murderous swine slew one exactly year ago
  • A ferry in high wind, with cars or heavy crates rolling around
  • In the desert at high noon (heat prostration anyone?) while a sandstorm is coming
  • At a witch-burning, climbing up the unnecessarily huge pyre
  • On the back of a giant turtle that is swimming through a swamp full of alligators & with snakes dangling from the heavy vines
  • On top of a hill during a thunderstorm
  • While being lynched
  • In chariots, especially when running along the spar of the enemies chariot
  • On top of monolithic statues depicting your ancestors/nation (The Statue of Liberty, the statues by the falls in Fellowship of the Ring.)
  • On the hands of Big Ben

Wacky Situations

  • Under direct, heavy cannon bombardment.
  • On a merry-go-round
  • Anywhere at all during an earthquake
  • Running concurrently with another swordfight, such that each of the four combatants wants to kill the other three
  • In the city's slums during a massive fire
  • In the middle of a riot
  • Quicksand
  • In the path of a massive horde of army ants
  • Near a strong gravitational or magnetic source, the swords accelerating or decelerating as they pass near it
  • While having sex
  • While handcuffed or otherwise bound to another swordfighter
  • In front of a confused movie crew while the asst director complains about his script missing pages or "this is a romance!"
  • During a motorcycle race (horse race, chariot race, etc)
  • On the sanctioned dueling grounds of a local Mage's guild, DURING a full-scale mage's duel
  • Last men standing on a battlefield (weapons, corpses, and setting sun mandatory, undead optional)
  • Inside a transport container getting crushed in a giant hydraulic press
  • Atlantis as it's sinking

Other

  • On Mars, while wearing space suits, in low gravity
  • Inside someone else's blood vessels, while shrunk to microscopic size
  • Below-decks in a burning, sinking ship
  • The tunnels of a large subway system
  • Inside the chambers of a dying giant's heart
  • On a teetering see-saw platform over something dangerous
  • Atop the pistons of some great machine
  • On a suspended cage with the damsel in distress within
  • In an area flooded with explosive gasses. (Better not parry & cause a spark.)
  • In a zero-gravity chamber walled with inertia-reflecting force fields. In other words, once you start bouncing, you don't stop; time to set up that three-corner bank shot....
  • On a spaceship with unpredictable artificial gravity
  • In the middle of a summoning circle, where a demon will be called if any blood strikes the ground. Better make sure to use the flat of the blade
  • A psy-blade duel inside your mind, flashing through every location you’ve ever been afraid of and/or felt safe
  • In a masquerade ball / Halloween party in which many people have the same costumes
  • Traveling through time in a long corridor, racing toward the end of the universe