Editing Discworld-The Watchman Always Rings Twice

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=='''Discworld: The Watchman Always Rings Twice'''==

===Current Status===

Here's the communal page with kibbitzing for [[SPARCs:Kibbitzing009|the scene we're narrating right now]]

Here's the page for rules mechanics, showing [[SPARCS:Mechanics|where we are right now]]

===Setting===




==Cast of characters==
===Geometry===
[[Watchmen:Geometry|Geometry]], the Watch Witchman. <br>
Cliches:
The Prodigal Witch 4
Ramtops Educated 3
Daughter of the Shades 2
Doing it By the Book 1

===Damon Dexter===
[[Watchmen:Damon Dexter|Damon Dexter]], Conjurer turned Detective. <br>
Cliches:
Practical Conjurer 4D
Watch Academy Honors Graduate 3D
Former Consulting Detective 2D
Unreal Estates Boy 1D

===Mill Crankshaft===
[[Watchmen:Mill Crankshaft|Constable Mill Crankshaft]], Golem Watchmen with a political bent. <br>
Cliches
Man of Clay 4
Elementary Deductionist 3
Rock Solid Policeman 2
Golemic-Polemic Speaker 1

===Sergeant Geoffrey Pemberlyton===
[[Watchmen:Geoffrey | Sergeant Geoffrey Pemberlyton]], <br>
Cliches:
Dependable country boy (3)
Small Gods' acolyte (2)
Lie detector (3)
Obsessive knitter (2)

===JPAW Verity Smoke===
[[Watchmen:Verity | JPAW Verity Smoke]], <br>
Knight of the Alleyways - 4D
Urban Mobility Performance Artist - 3D
Gallon of Attitude in a Half Pint Bottle - 2D
Playacting Urchin - 1D

==Episode Guide==
[[Watchmen:A Small Castle|1.1: A Small Castle]]

==Supporting Cast==

===VIP's===
-The Patrician

-Moist von Lipwig, Head of the Bank and Post Office

-Adora Belle Dearheart, Head of the Clacks

===Wizards===
-Mustrum Ridcully, Arch-Chancellor

-The Dean (fat and ill-tempered, even for a wizard)

-Bengo Macarona, heartthrob wizard and foot-the-ball star

-Ponder Stibbons, revolutionary wizard and pillar of the establishment, all in one

===Watchmen===

-Commander Sam Vimes: nobody's seen him in a while.

-Captain Carrot: There's something likable about the man.

-Captain Angua: There's something scary about the woman.

-Captain Bluejohn: The newest, and biggest, and slowest talking captain of the Watch. A force of nature. Combines trustworthiness with lack of imagination. Likes to let people think he's dumb, until he's got them dead to rights and hanging upside down by their ankles, and who's looking dumb now? 

-Corporal Erik Hammersmith: The desk dwarf at the new watch house, and amateur historian. Not a man of action.


===Semi-Ordinary People===

-CMOT Dibbler, sausage seller and entrepreneur, trying to get rich by making golems self-conscious.

-Ashur Harga, Klatchian cafe owner and introducer of the topological bun to Ankh Morpork


===People of the Night===