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Another rocket hits us. Nika gets us in the air, informs Air Traffic Control that she’s being fired upon by rocket launchers, and flies on.  She gets on the horn to Rick, tells him she’s coming in hot and he should be ready to jump on board.  He gives her his location—the nursery—and when we arrive, Rick comms us to tell us that our airlock stairs are gone.  We lower a container so he can board it and once he’s inside we just take off.
 
Another rocket hits us. Nika gets us in the air, informs Air Traffic Control that she’s being fired upon by rocket launchers, and flies on.  She gets on the horn to Rick, tells him she’s coming in hot and he should be ready to jump on board.  He gives her his location—the nursery—and when we arrive, Rick comms us to tell us that our airlock stairs are gone.  We lower a container so he can board it and once he’s inside we just take off.
  
That second rocket hit must have loosened our sensor package because Nika’s got to work out our heading for Muir and stay in the chair for the entire trip, making minor adjustments in pulse to keep us on course.   
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That second rocket hit must have loosened out sensor package because Nika’s got to work out our heading for Muir and stay in the chair for the entire trip, making minor adjustments in pulse to keep us on course.   
  
 
Meanwhile, Arden is working on Rina in medbay, stitching up her bullet grazes and doctoring her injuries.  She’s out like a light from shock and it will be several hours before she comes to.  When he’s done, he straps her down on the table to keep her secure.
 
Meanwhile, Arden is working on Rina in medbay, stitching up her bullet grazes and doctoring her injuries.  She’s out like a light from shock and it will be several hours before she comes to.  When he’s done, he straps her down on the table to keep her secure.
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So why does Rick have a present, now?  Joshua fills Rick in with what he knows about the presents.  Rick asks about Arden’s present.  Joshua tells him it was a hypo gun with super-adrenalin. Rina got a gun which she put away in the weapons locker.  Why? Because she thought it wasn’t good enough? Oh no, it was extremely good, from what Joshua could gather.  It’s just that it had emotional weight to it, being the exact same model of the one that she’d lost.  Well, what did Nika get, Rick asks next.  We don’t know and she’s not telling.
 
So why does Rick have a present, now?  Joshua fills Rick in with what he knows about the presents.  Rick asks about Arden’s present.  Joshua tells him it was a hypo gun with super-adrenalin. Rina got a gun which she put away in the weapons locker.  Why? Because she thought it wasn’t good enough? Oh no, it was extremely good, from what Joshua could gather.  It’s just that it had emotional weight to it, being the exact same model of the one that she’d lost.  Well, what did Nika get, Rick asks next.  We don’t know and she’s not telling.
  
Joshua doesn’t have one, but there’s a note accompanying Christian’s that is addressed to him. It basically says: ''I got this thinking Christian was on the boat. But since you've replaced him, you can have it if you want.'' Joshua carefully puts Christian’s present away.  When next we’re on Angel, Joshua will deliver it to him.
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Joshua doesn’t have one, but there’s a note accompanying Christian’s that is addressed to him. It basically says: ''I got this for Christian’s but since he’s no longer here, I guess you can have it.'' Joshua carefully puts Christian’s present away.  When next we’re on Angel, Joshua will deliver it to him.
  
 
Once we’re well underway, Nika marches out of the bridge to announce she’s got lights on from engineering and she needs someone to go to the engine room and see what’s what.  Joshua goes back to engineering to keep an eye on things.  Rina had given him a run down of the more important pieces of equipment and levers and dials and buttons in there—he knows enough to watch them, at least.
 
Once we’re well underway, Nika marches out of the bridge to announce she’s got lights on from engineering and she needs someone to go to the engine room and see what’s what.  Joshua goes back to engineering to keep an eye on things.  Rina had given him a run down of the more important pieces of equipment and levers and dials and buttons in there—he knows enough to watch them, at least.
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'''Howard:''' What have we here?<br>
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Howard: What have we here?<br>
'''Grissom:''' Well, Howard, I’m sure you’re intrest’d.  Yeah, these people seem to’ve crashed their spaceship out’n the swamp.<br>
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Grissom: Well, Howard, I’m sure you’re intrest’d.  Yeah, these people seem to’ve crashed their spaceship out’n the swamp.<br>
'''Howard:''' (thoughtfully) I see, I see. Didja bring anything? We haven’t had any shipments inna while.<br>
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Howard: (thoughtfully) I see, I see. Didja bring anything? We haven’t had any shipments inna while.<br>
'''Rick:''' We didn’t bring anything with us, but we do have—<br>
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Rick: We didn’t bring anything with us, but we do have—<br>
'''Howard:''' Trade goods?<br>
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Howard: Trade goods?<br>
'''Rick:''' Yeah, we probably do have some stuff we can trade.<br>
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Rick: Yeah, we probably do have some stuff we can trade.<br>
  
 
Howard reckons that seems doable.  Rick tells Arden he can talk now.
 
Howard reckons that seems doable.  Rick tells Arden he can talk now.
  
'''Arden:''' I’m a doctor. I can help with any medical needs you might need.<br>
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Arden: I’m a doctor. I can help with any medical needs you might need.<br>
  
 
Howard looks at Grissom and they trade a look.
 
Howard looks at Grissom and they trade a look.
  
'''Grissom:''' Perhaps.  Our kids haven’t had much doctorin’ so that might be, might be nice.<br>
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Grissom: Perhaps.  Our kids haven’t had much doctorin’ so that might be, might be nice.<br>
  
 
He gives a dismissive head shake.
 
He gives a dismissive head shake.
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We can see that one of the rooms of Howard’s place is laid out like a general store…and that’s in the loosest sense of the term.  There isn’t much on the shelves really.  Certainly not in the way of trade goods.  There are a few glass bottles polished up to a shine here and there.  Homemade lures.  Salvage.  Hand braided rope.  Everything’s of primitive quality.  To call it a general store is a stretch, but it’s a collection of things apparently for sale. It’s minimal but it’s there.
 
We can see that one of the rooms of Howard’s place is laid out like a general store…and that’s in the loosest sense of the term.  There isn’t much on the shelves really.  Certainly not in the way of trade goods.  There are a few glass bottles polished up to a shine here and there.  Homemade lures.  Salvage.  Hand braided rope.  Everything’s of primitive quality.  To call it a general store is a stretch, but it’s a collection of things apparently for sale. It’s minimal but it’s there.
  
'''Rick:''' Do you have any way to contact any of the cities up north that  may have ship parts?<br>
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Rick: Do you have any way to contact any of the cities up north that  may have ship parts?<br>
'''Grissom:''' (to Howard) Right. Yeah.  I was thinkin’uv Reverend Jim.  His radio might go far enough.  Whuddya think?<br>
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Grissom: (to Howard) Right. Yeah.  I was thinkin’uv Reverend Jim.  His radio might go far enough.  Whuddya think?<br>
 
Howard: Well…when the moon is full it’s poss’ble to get signals from Busterhead Isle.  I dunno if Busterhead Isle has a spaceport but they prob’ly have communications with towns’n such.<br>
 
Howard: Well…when the moon is full it’s poss’ble to get signals from Busterhead Isle.  I dunno if Busterhead Isle has a spaceport but they prob’ly have communications with towns’n such.<br>
'''Rick:''' Okay.  When’s the next time the moon goes full?<br>
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Rick: Okay.  When’s the next time the moon goes full?<br>
'''Grissom:''' I reckon inna week or so.<br>
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Grissom: I reckon inna week or so.<br>
'''Rick:''' Okay.<br>
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Rick: Okay.<br>
'''Howard:''' Yeah, well…. maybe we can do some trade’n such. You’re prob’ly hungry and we can bring you food’n such. You can trade for goods you have, cuz we don’t have a lottuv workin’ goods.  An’ I gotta boat.  If you wanna make for anuther town, I s’pose that’s possible. There are a few up’n down.<br>
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Howard: Yeah, well…. maybe we can do some trade’n such. You’re prob’ly hungry and we can bring you food’n such. You can trade for goods you have, cuz we don’t have a lottuv workin’ goods.  An’ I gotta boat.  If you wanna make for anuther town, I s’pose that’s possible. There are a few up’n down.<br>
'''Rick:''' Okay, yeah. I take it you saw where our ship went down. <br>
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Rick: Okay, yeah. I take it you saw where our ship went down. <br>
'''Howard:''' Yeah, well, roughly.<br>
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Howard: Yeah, well, roughly.<br>
  
 
Rick gives Howard a description of where the Gift is at, then asks if there’s a direct route to get there.  Would Howard and his folks be able to get through to trade?
 
Rick gives Howard a description of where the Gift is at, then asks if there’s a direct route to get there.  Would Howard and his folks be able to get through to trade?
  
'''Grissom:''' Yeah, that is one thing you’re gonna have’ta do.  You gotta turn off the ship’s power.<br>
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Grissom: Yeah, that is one thing you’re gonna have’ta do.  You gotta turn off the ship’s power.<br>
'''Rick:''' Okay.  Why?<br>
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Rick: Okay.  Why?<br>
'''Howard:''' It’s just the rules.<br>
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Howard: It’s just the rules.<br>
'''Rick:''' Okay…<br>
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Rick: Okay….<br>
'''Arden:''' Whose rules?<br>
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Arden: Whose rules?<br>
'''Howard:''' Them’s just the rules.  You need rules to live by.  The rule’s the law.  An’ I reckon I’ll enforce those laws if I need to.<br>
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Howard: Them’s just the rules.  You need rules to live by.  The rule’s the law.  An’ I reckon I’ll enforce those laws if I need to.<br>
  
 
Nika is still trying to make sense of everything.
 
Nika is still trying to make sense of everything.
  
'''Nika:''' Is there a reason they were put into place?  I’m just curious.<br>
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Nika: Is there a reason they were put into place?  I’m just curious.<br>
'''Howard:''' I reckon there is, yeah.<br>
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Howard: I reckon there is, yeah.<br>
'''Rick:''' We’ll radio our ship when we get the chance and we’ll let them know.<br>
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Rick: We’ll radio our ship when we get the chance and we’ll let them know.<br>
'''Howard:''' (to Grissom) Didja hear that? They’ll ‘radio’ their ship. (to us) You got yerselves some hand radios?  I might trade’ja summa those.<br>
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Howard: (to Grissom) Didja hear that? They’ll ‘radio’ their ship. (to us) You got yerselves some hand radios?  I might trade’ja summa those.<br>
'''Nika:''' I might do that.<br>
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Nika: I might do that.<br>
'''Howard:''' What’chu want for’em?<br>
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Howard: What’chu want for’em?<br>
  
 
Arden hails the ''Gift'' with the hand comm.
 
Arden hails the ''Gift'' with the hand comm.
  
'''Arden:''' (on the comm) We’ve encountered some people here.  (pause) Is anyone there?<br>
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Arden: (on the comm) We’ve encountered some people here.  (pause) Is anyone there?<br>
'''Rina:''' (picking up) Yes.<br>
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Rina: (picking up) Yes.<br>
'''Arden:''' They have a small settlement here and they say we need to turn off the power. <br>
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Arden: They have a small settlement here and they say we need to turn off the power. <br>
'''Rina:''' Right.<br>
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Rina: Right.<br>
'''Arden:''' I don’t know why, but they say that we do.<br>
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Arden: I don’t know why, but they say that we do.<br>
'''Rina:''' I’ve got an idea.<br>
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Rina:  I’ve got an idea.<br>
  
 
And she does, actually.  She’s thinking of the ants that seem attracted to our electronics and wires.  Maybe like the nocturnal bees and the giant catfish and so on, the fauna on Muir are just crazy-weird and ants that like chewing on electrical wires carrying current is just normal for these parts.  If what she suspects is right, maybe we can get rid of the ants if we turn off the power.  With no power to attract them, maybe they’ll shift their little insect butts somewhere else.  Like off the ship.
 
And she does, actually.  She’s thinking of the ants that seem attracted to our electronics and wires.  Maybe like the nocturnal bees and the giant catfish and so on, the fauna on Muir are just crazy-weird and ants that like chewing on electrical wires carrying current is just normal for these parts.  If what she suspects is right, maybe we can get rid of the ants if we turn off the power.  With no power to attract them, maybe they’ll shift their little insect butts somewhere else.  Like off the ship.
  
'''Rina:''' All right. Is there anything you need to tell me before I turn everything off?<br>
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Rina: All right. Is there anything you need to tell me before I turn everything off?<br>
'''Arden:''' They want to trade with us.  If you let Joshua know, maybe he can start looking through the ship.<br>
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Arden: They want to trade with us.  If you let Joshua know, maybe he can start looking through the ship.<br>
'''Rina:''' (brusque) All right.  All right.  Anything else?<br>
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Rina: (brusque) All right.  All right.  Anything else?<br>
'''Arden:''' (to the others) Anything else?<br>
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Arden: (to the others) Anything else?<br>
'''Nika:''' Check back in an hour and a half. We might have a better idea of what we’re dealing with.<br>
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Nika: Check back in an hour and a half. We might have a better idea of what we’re dealing with.<br>
'''Rick:''' And what stuff we need.<br>
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Rick: And what stuff we need.<br>
'''Arden:''' We’ll call you in an hour and a half.<br>
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Arden: We’ll call you in an hour and a half.<br>
'''Rina:''' Okay.  Going dark.<br>
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Rina: Okay.  Going dark.<br>
  
 
And she kill switches the ship.  The power is off.
 
And she kill switches the ship.  The power is off.
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Arden asks if Reverend Jim’s radio can reach the moon.  He knows that Faria’s there, at the TSE mission.
 
Arden asks if Reverend Jim’s radio can reach the moon.  He knows that Faria’s there, at the TSE mission.
  
'''Howard:''' Well…you mean, like, talk to people onna moon?<br>
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Howard: Well…you mean, like, talk to people onna moon?<br>
'''Arden:''' Mm-hm.<br>
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Arden: Mm-hm.<br>
'''Howard:''' There ain’t nobody on’at moon, I don’t think.<br>
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Howard: There ain’t nobody on’at moon, I don’t think.<br>
'''Arden:''' There’s some preacher-like types.<br>
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Arden: There’s some preacher-like types.<br>
'''Howard:''' I dunno ‘bout that, but….we ain’t had much call to be callin’ around’n we don’t have radios an’ Reverend Jim don’t share that much.  But you c’n try’n convince him. We get every now’n then, they’ll be a boat comin’ down river.  An’ I s’pect the boat comes from a bigger town, cuz they’ve got usually more gear’n such.  Sometimes canned food’n such.  They bring Reverend Jim packages on occasion. He sometimes gives’em messages.  He’s a learned man, he c’n read’n’write.  An’ so he’ll send messages for us, an’ on occasion he’ll give the kids gifts’n sorta stuff that he brings down that he gets’n such. So he’d prob’ly know more about this.  He’s wunna the original settlers.<br>
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Howard: I dunno ‘bout that, but….we ain’t had much call to be callin’ around’n we don’t have radios an’ Reverend Jim don’t share that much.  But you c’n try’n convince him. We get every now’n then, they’ll be a boat comin’ down river.  An’ I s’pect the boat comes from a bigger town, cuz they’ve got usually more gear’n such.  Sometimes canned food’n such.  They bring Reverend Jim packages on occasion. He sometimes gives’em messages.  He’s a learned man, he c’n read’n’write.  An’ so he’ll send messages for us, an’ on occasion he’ll give the kids gifts’n sorta stuff that he brings down that he gets’n such. So he’d prob’ly know more about this.  He’s wunna the original settlers.<br>
'''Nika:''' All right.  Much obliged.<br>
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Nika: All right.  Much obliged.<br>
  
 
We make ready to leave.  Arden has a question.
 
We make ready to leave.  Arden has a question.
  
'''Arden:''' You have problems with catfish around here?<br>
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Arden: You have problems with catfish around here?<br>
'''Howard:''' Well….you c’n tell when they’re about.  You jus’ don’t wanna swim around’em.<br>
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Howard: Well….you c’n tell when they’re about.  You jus’ don’t wanna swim around’em.<br>
'''Arden:''' How can you tell when they’re about?<br>
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Arden: How can you tell when they’re about?<br>
'''Howard:''' (to Grissom) How d’you tell someone who don’t know about catfish how they gotta avoid the catfish? <br>  
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Howard: (to Grissom) How d’you tell someone who don’t know about catfish how they gotta avoid the catfish? <br>  
'''Grissom:''' Lookit that patch’a watter over there. (points) You see those trickles from bugs’n such runnin’ cross them? If’n you don’t see that, prolly catfish. Then you wanna watch out.<br>
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Grissom: Lookit that patch’a watter over there. (points) You see those trickles from bugs’n such runnin’ cross them? If’n you don’t see that, prolly catfish. Then you wanna watch out.<br>
'''Arden:''' Right.  No bugs, you got catfish.  Got it.<br>
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Arden: Right.  No bugs, you got catfish.  Got it.<br>
  
 
Nika sniggers.  Really, it’s too funny.  She looks at Howard and Grissom.
 
Nika sniggers.  Really, it’s too funny.  She looks at Howard and Grissom.
  
'''Nika:''' Yeah, he’s a city boy.<br>
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Nika: Yeah, he’s a city boy.<br>
'''Arden:''' What?<br>
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Arden: What?<br>
'''Grissom:''' Yeah, it’s pretty clear you ain’t from the swamp.<br>
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Grissom: Yeah, it’s pretty clear you ain’t from the swamp.<br>
'''Arden:''' No, I’m not from here—<br>
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Arden: No, I’m not from here—<br>
'''Nika:''' He’s full-on city boy. (laughs some more)<br>
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Nika: He’s full-on city boy. (laughs some more)<br>
'''Howard:''' We heard some stories ‘bout the city.  I heard a guy was killt once in the city.<br>
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Howard: We heard some stories ‘bout the city.  I heard a guy was killt once in the city.<br>
'''Rick:''' There is a fair bit’a that.<br>
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Rick: There is a fair bit’a that.<br>
  
 
Nika drags us back on task.
 
Nika drags us back on task.
  
'''Nika:''' Is the Reverend likely to be… unfriendly? You indicated he might not be up for visitors.<br>
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Nika: Is the Reverend likely to be… unfriendly? You indicated he might not be up for visitors.<br>
'''Howard:''' Well, he don’t like people messin’ aroun’ with his stuff. But I reckon he’ll receive you.<br>
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Howard: Well, he don’t like people messin’ aroun’ with his stuff. But I reckon he’ll receive you.<br>
'''Arden:''' Is he live up in the ship? (points upslope)<br>
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Arden: Is he live up in the ship? (points upslope)<br>
'''Howard:''' Yeah, he’s up there.  He’s always up there. He’s been a bit quieter since Queenie took up shop.  She left the town.  She might know—<br>
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Howard: Yeah, he’s up there.  He’s always up there. He’s been a bit quieter since Queenie took up shop.  She left the town.  She might know—<br>
  
 
At which point Grissom and Howard laugh.
 
At which point Grissom and Howard laugh.
  
'''Grissom:''' …But I won’t ask her….<br>
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Grissom: …But I won’t ask her….<br>
'''Howard:''' But she’s not from here.<br>
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Howard: But she’s not from here.<br>
'''Rick:''' How long has Queenie been here?<br>
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Rick: How long has Queenie been here?<br>
'''Grissom:''' Oh, well….we’s told that she was born here on the planet, but not in our village, and then she went off.  Which is why you must never leave if you’re born here. Is cuz it did somethin’ to her.  An’ she’s got  magic powers now.<br>
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Grissom: Oh, well….we’s told that she was born here on the planet, but not in our village, and then she went off.  Which is why you must never leave if you’re born here. Is cuz it did somethin’ to her.  An’ she’s got  magic powers now.<br>
'''Nika:''' Really?<br>
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Nika: Really?<br>
'''Grissom:''' But she went off the world inna spaceship.<br>
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Grissom: But she went off the world inna spaceship.<br>
  
 
Oh.   
 
Oh.   
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Like….kinda what we got?
 
Like….kinda what we got?
  
'''Grissom:''' An’ I gotta say, it did somethin’ to her to make her diff’rent.<br>
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Grissom: An’ I gotta say, it did somethin’ to her to make her diff’rent.<br>
'''Rick:''' Did she do all the crazy decorations and shit that we saw passing the island?<br>
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Rick: Did she do all the crazy decorations and shit that we saw passing the island?<br>
'''Grissom:''' Saw some crazy dekko-whats? Decorations? Y’mean, like, food rations?<br>
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Grissom: Saw some crazy dekko-whats? Decorations? Y’mean, like, food rations?<br>
'''Arden:''' No, the little dolls.<br>
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Arden: No, the little dolls.<br>
  
 
The fetishes we saw at the mill.
 
The fetishes we saw at the mill.
  
'''Grissom:''' Summa that’s her.  Some’uv ’em people make for her so to make sure she don’t hex us’n such.<br>
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Grissom: Summa that’s her.  Some’uv ’em people make for her so to make sure she don’t hex us’n such.<br>
'''Nika:''' We didn’t touch anything when we came through that area.<br>
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Nika: We didn’t touch anything when we came through that area.<br>
'''Grissom:''' Eh, it won’ make a diff’rence. If she don’ like you,…  You’re kinda in good shape.  She’s got those ..zombies, too.  You wanna watch out for ’em.  <br>
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Grissom: Eh, it won’ make a diff’rence. If she don’ like you,…  You’re kinda in good shape.  She’s got those ..zombies, too.  You wanna watch out for ’em.  <br>
'''Nika:''' ''Excuse me?!''<br>
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Nika: ''Excuse me?!''<br>
'''Grissom:''' If you see one, don’ try to fight it.  Don’ bother shootin’ it, neither. Won’t do no good.<br>
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Grissom: If you see one, don’ try to fight it.  Don’ bother shootin’ it, neither. Won’t do no good.<br>
'''Rick:''' What kind of zombie? That walk.  They say they live off human flesh.<br>
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Rick: What kind of zombie? That walk.  They say they live off human flesh.<br>
  
 
Howard and Grissom trade another look.
 
Howard and Grissom trade another look.
  
'''Grissom:''' Yeah, I don’ know if that-all’s true.  But she does have dead people workin’ for her.<br>
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Grissom: Yeah, I don’ know if that-all’s true.  But she does have dead people workin’ for her.<br>
'''Rick:''' All I’m going to say is: T. S. E. <br>
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Rick: All I’m going to say is: T. S. E. <br>
'''Grissom:''' I hope yer listening.<br>
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Grissom: I hope yer listening.<br>
'''Arden:''' Don’t mess with zombies. Got it.  Don’t go near water that doesn’t have bugs on it. Got it.<br>
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Arden: Don’t mess with zombies. Got it.  Don’t go near water that doesn’t have bugs on it. Got it.<br>
'''Nika:''' Does Queenie keep the dead people with her? So we don’t have to worry about it?<br>
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Nika: Does Queenie keep the dead people with her? So we don’t have to worry about it?<br>
'''Grissom:''' Well, we ain’t likely t’see the dead people, less’n somebody’s done somethin’ wrong.<br>
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Grissom: Well, we ain’t likely t’see the dead people, less’n somebody’s done somethin’ wrong.<br>
'''Arden:''' Unless you’re really unlucky.<br>
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Arden: Unless you’re really unlucky.<br>
'''Nika:''' She’s got her own personal army of dead people?<br>
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Nika: She’s got her own personal army of dead people?<br>
'''Rick:''' How many dead people does she have?  That you all have seen.<br>
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Rick: How many dead people does she have?  That you all have seen.<br>
'''Arden:''' Does it really matter?!<br>
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Arden: Does it really matter?!<br>
'''Grissom:''' No one really knows.  There was Clem. I don’ know if the rest of them…..<br>
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Grissom: No one really knows.  There was Clem. I don’ know if the rest of them…..<br>
'''Arden:''' One is enough.  We don’t need to see any more.<br>
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Arden: One is enough.  We don’t need to see any more.<br>
  
 
No argument there!
 
No argument there!
  
'''Grissom:''' They come out at night, mostly.<br>
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Grissom: They come out at night, mostly.<br>
'''Rick:''' They come across the water, right?  I’m just curious if that’s why your homes are elevated.<br>
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Rick: They come across the water, right?  I’m just curious if that’s why your homes are elevated.<br>
'''Arden:''' No, that’s vampires.<br>
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Arden: No, that’s vampires.<br>
'''Grissom:''' Actually, theys often found in the water. Jus’ kinda….walkin’. That’s jes’ wrong.  The catfish don’t bother’em none.  I don’t think they can.<br>
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Grissom: Actually, theys often found in the water. Jus’ kinda….walkin’. That’s jes’ wrong.  The catfish don’t bother’em none.  I don’t think they can.<br>
'''Arden:''' Catfish don’t eat dead things.<br>
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Arden: Catfish don’t eat dead things.<br>
'''Grissom:''' No, that ain’t true. Catfish will eat jes’ about ever’thing.<br>
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Grissom: No, that ain’t true. Catfish will eat jes’ about ever’thing.<br>
'''Rick:''' Especially ones as big as a house.<br>
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Rick: Especially ones as big as a house.<br>
'''Arden:''' ‘Dead things’ that can fight back, how about that?<br>
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Arden: ‘Dead things’ that can fight back, how about that?<br>
'''Grissom:''' There you go.  Well….I wouldn’t callit fightin’.  More like…<br>
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Grissom: There you go.  Well….I wouldn’t callit fightin’.  More like…<br>
'''Nika:''' Just not stoppin’?<br>
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Nika: Just not stoppin’?<br>
'''Grissom:''' Ehh, I don’ know how to describe it.<br>
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Grissom: Ehh, I don’ know how to describe it.<br>
'''Rick:''' I appreciate you telling us this.<br>
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Rick: I appreciate you telling us this.<br>
'''Nika:''' Right, then!<br>
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Nika: Right, then!<br>
  
 
So not wanting to hear more about zombies, thanks!
 
So not wanting to hear more about zombies, thanks!
  
'''Grissom:''' Well, now, there’s no need to worry. If there is need to worry, there’s no need to worry, cuz it’s jes’ gonna happen, an’ there’s nothin’ you c’n do about it.  Stay off her island, don’ go messin’ around in the old mill…<br>
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Grissom: Well, now, there’s no need to worry. If there is need to worry, there’s no need to worry, cuz it’s jes’ gonna happen, an’ there’s nothin’ you c’n do about it.  Stay off her island, don’ go messin’ around in the old mill…<br>
'''Rick:''' She controls the mill too?<br>
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Rick: She controls the mill too?<br>
'''Grissom:''' That’s her sacred ground.<br>
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Grissom: That’s her sacred ground.<br>
'''Nika:''' Good thing we didn’t touch anything.<br>
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Nika: Good thing we didn’t touch anything.<br>
'''Rick:''' Yeah, we didn’t touch anything. Dude, we just walked through there.<br>
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Rick: Yeah, we didn’t touch anything. Dude, we just walked through there.<br>
'''Grissom:''' Oh. You walked through there?<br>
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Grissom: Oh. You walked through there?<br>
  
 
Yup.
 
Yup.
  
'''Grissom:''' (ehhhh….) You’re prob’ly okay.<br>
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Grissom: (ehhhh….) You’re prob’ly okay.<br>
'''Nika:''' We treated it with great respect.<br>
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Nika: We treated it with great respect.<br>
'''Grissom:''' (to Howard) So, you wanna take’em back in yer boat?<br>
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Grissom: (to Howard) So, you wanna take’em back in yer boat?<br>
'''Howard:''' Yeah, I’ll take’em. (to us) You want me to take you back to yer ship?<br>
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Howard: Yeah, I’ll take’em. (to us) You want me to take you back to yer ship?<br>
'''Nika:''' Actually we wanted to talk to the Reverend.<br>
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Nika: Actually we wanted to talk to the Reverend.<br>
'''Howard:''' Oh, you wanna talk t’the Reverend. He’s right up there. Go’wan ahead.<br>
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Howard: Oh, you wanna talk t’the Reverend. He’s right up there. Go’wan ahead.<br>
'''Nika:''' If you don’t mind taking us back to our ship when we’re done.<br>
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Nika: If you don’t mind taking us back to our ship when we’re done.<br>
'''Howard:''' Hell, yeah, sure.<br>
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Howard: Hell, yeah, sure.<br>
'''Nika:''' And let us pick up our firearms and what have you.<br>
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Nika: And let us pick up our firearms and what have you.<br>
'''Howard:''' You got firearms?<br>
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Howard: You got firearms?<br>
'''Grissom:''' ''Had'' firearms.  They left’em back at the house.<br>
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Grissom: ''Had'' firearms.  They left’em back at the house.<br>
'''Nika:''' That’s so they can be considered payment for services rendered, because you’ve been so kind as to take us around in your boat.<br>
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Nika: That’s so they can be considered payment for services rendered, because you’ve been so kind as to take us around in your boat.<br>
'''Grissom:''' Why lookit that. Right friendly folk.<br>
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Grissom: Why lookit that. Right friendly folk.<br>
  
 
Well, we did just sorta make this guy King of the Swamp with all that firepower, didn’t we?  Sure.  It’s all good.
 
Well, we did just sorta make this guy King of the Swamp with all that firepower, didn’t we?  Sure.  It’s all good.

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