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In due time, the parade wends its way to the bridge, which is decorated to resemble the interior of the Liege's Palace on Footfall. Lord-Captain da Solo, to the delight of his crew, has taken to dressing himself as Lord Moross of Footfall, a grotesquely-fat, sluglike individual atop a suspensor-throne-mockup of his command dais. He lolls about indolently as his staff officers assume the personae of various dignitaries of Footfall, with the Seneschal Lord Andrew Langsbury inevitably being forced to play the role of Ywane, high-priest of Footfall, who unctuously demands docking fees from the senior crewman who leads the parade.  
 
In due time, the parade wends its way to the bridge, which is decorated to resemble the interior of the Liege's Palace on Footfall. Lord-Captain da Solo, to the delight of his crew, has taken to dressing himself as Lord Moross of Footfall, a grotesquely-fat, sluglike individual atop a suspensor-throne-mockup of his command dais. He lolls about indolently as his staff officers assume the personae of various dignitaries of Footfall, with the Seneschal Lord Andrew Langsbury inevitably being forced to play the role of Ywane, high-priest of Footfall, who unctuously demands docking fees from the senior crewman who leads the parade.  
  
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The crewman then does his best impression of Lord-Captain Giovanni, which in the past has resulted in such performances as a duel with live chainswords, a recitation of the entirety of the classical Orkpera '''Tis a Pity She's a Squig'', ten hours of continuous sexual athleticism (performed by Voidsmistress Chastitia, who insists to this day that it's a perfect impression of Giovanni, although few members of the crew can claim to know the captain intimately enough to verify that claim), and a feat of hepatic endurance, traditionally a drinking competition that used to result in fatalities before the Lord-Captain put a stop to it.  
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The crewman then does his best impression of Lord-Captain Giovanni, which in the past has resulted in such performances as a duel with live chainswords, a recitation of the entirety of the classical Ork-opera '''Tis a Pity She's a Squig'', ten hours of continuous sexual athleticism (performed by Voidsmistress Chastitia, who insists to this day that it's a perfect impression of Giovanni, although few members of the crew can claim to know the captain intimately enough to verify that claim), and a feat of hepatic endurance, traditionally a drinking competition that used to result in fatalities before the Lord-Captain put a stop to it.  
  
 
'Ywane' then gets punched in the mouth by 'Lord-Captain Giovanni', and 'Lord Moross' declares a day of festivities and free drinks for the whole crew.  
 
'Ywane' then gets punched in the mouth by 'Lord-Captain Giovanni', and 'Lord Moross' declares a day of festivities and free drinks for the whole crew.  

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