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3004. I really should stop painting copper pieces gold. | 3004. I really should stop painting copper pieces gold. | ||
− | 3005. Though I | + | 3005. Though I cant help it if goblins keep buying them for platinum. |
3006. The wizard is forbidden to warm up everyone's hot chocolate with a fireball spell. | 3006. The wizard is forbidden to warm up everyone's hot chocolate with a fireball spell. | ||
− | 3007. He is also to refrain from using a lightning bolt spell to give | + | 3007. He is also to refrain from using a lightning bolt spell to give thw warforged a 'jump'. |
3008. The ship's surgeon is not Dr. Gregory House. | 3008. The ship's surgeon is not Dr. Gregory House. | ||
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3014. Or Sony. | 3014. Or Sony. | ||
− | 3015. He | + | 3015. He isn't made by Microsoft either. |
3016. Or Apple. | 3016. Or Apple. | ||
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3040. So the Paladin finally gets some decent-looking armor. | 3040. So the Paladin finally gets some decent-looking armor. | ||
− | 3041. Proper dinner etiquette includes knives, forks, spoons, pants, underpants and skin (I'm looking at you | + | 3041. Proper dinner etiquette includes knives, forks, spoons, pants, underpants and skin (I'm looking at you Andrea). |
3042. It does not include spitting alcohol on Aurala's son before setting him on fire... | 3042. It does not include spitting alcohol on Aurala's son before setting him on fire... | ||
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3050. You may not refer to Last War veterans in the Eldeen Reaches as Chuck Norris. | 3050. You may not refer to Last War veterans in the Eldeen Reaches as Chuck Norris. | ||
− | 3051. VH1 does not exist in | + | 3051. VH1 does not exist in Ebberon, not even Sharn. |
3052. P30p1e fr0m Sharn may nt sp3ak in chatsp3ak. | 3052. P30p1e fr0m Sharn may nt sp3ak in chatsp3ak. | ||
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3068. Cone of Cold on the warforged doesn't count as a chill metal spell either. | 3068. Cone of Cold on the warforged doesn't count as a chill metal spell either. | ||
− | 3069. Dammit, stop fireballing the geese formations, or at least try to hit them so they land | + | 3069. Dammit, stop fireballing the geese formations, or at least try to hit them so they land on board. |
3070. On second thought, flaming geese corpses falling from the sky is not good for the airship. Do not fireball geese into falling onto the ship, ever again. | 3070. On second thought, flaming geese corpses falling from the sky is not good for the airship. Do not fireball geese into falling onto the ship, ever again. | ||
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changeling hookers, berserk shifters, no more booze on board, mutiny, or tax collector. | changeling hookers, berserk shifters, no more booze on board, mutiny, or tax collector. | ||
− | 3079. | + | 3079. Im still not Batman. |
− | 3080. | + | 3080. Theres no such thing as a 'cute and fuzzy' Quori. |
3081. I should stop telling that to the Kalashtar. | 3081. I should stop telling that to the Kalashtar. | ||
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3116. I mean it. | 3116. I mean it. | ||
− | 3117. That's it, next time I see the warforged in any color besides its own, | + | 3117. That's it, next time I see the warforged in any color besides its own, i'm keelhauling the whole crew in shifts. |
3118. I've almost got the money for that stop in Riedra. | 3118. I've almost got the money for that stop in Riedra. | ||
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3154. I don't care how drunk I was, the list ovewrites any command from the captain. | 3154. I don't care how drunk I was, the list ovewrites any command from the captain. | ||
− | 3155. Violation of any of the above rules will result in the word 'stupid' | + | 3155. Violation of any of the above rules will result in the word 'stupid' eched into your forehead with Arcane Mask. |
− | 3156. Smashing any Dragonshards on the ship, especialy | + | 3156. Smashing any Dragonshards on the ship, especialy Kyber shards, to free elementals will result as your soul being used to power the ship. |
3157. This is not the Delphinus, so there is no Syberys Cannon to fire. | 3157. This is not the Delphinus, so there is no Syberys Cannon to fire. | ||
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3234. Or is just really lonely. | 3234. Or is just really lonely. | ||
− | + | 3235A And doesn't mind a little catgirl action on the "bucket". | |
3236. You will not hold the catgirl and stroke her when Dark Lantern Agent Bond arrives. | 3236. You will not hold the catgirl and stroke her when Dark Lantern Agent Bond arrives. | ||
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3239. Or point your fingers and wag them when I mention it involves a Giant Laser. | 3239. Or point your fingers and wag them when I mention it involves a Giant Laser. | ||
− | 3240. All I want is some sharks with lasers on their heads | + | 3240. All I want is some sharks with lasers on their heads damnit! |
3241. When I have you on the plank, I don't expect you to talk. I expect you to die! | 3241. When I have you on the plank, I don't expect you to talk. I expect you to die! | ||
− | 3242. The barbarian does not enter a rage by shouting "By the power of Greyskull, I am | + | 3242. The barbarian does not enter a rage by shouting "By the power of Greyskull, I am HE-Man!" |
3243. Nor are any of the undead you may meet to be called Skeletor. | 3243. Nor are any of the undead you may meet to be called Skeletor. | ||
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3298. No unsupervised summoning. | 3298. No unsupervised summoning. | ||
− | 3299. No wish spells without approval. | + | 3299. No wish spells, without approval. |
3300. No miracles or reality revisions either. | 3300. No miracles or reality revisions either. | ||
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3308. No one, ever again, is to cast an anti-life shell in the privies. | 3308. No one, ever again, is to cast an anti-life shell in the privies. | ||
− | 3309. I don't care if you are a shipdwelling monkey monk. | + | 3309. I don't care if you are a shipdwelling monkey monk. you may not throw your poo. |
3310. Even if it is adamantine poo. | 3310. Even if it is adamantine poo. | ||
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3314. Clerics that are dragged to a tavern for a night of celebratory quaffing should be returned to their devotions within 4 to 6 working days (or within two High Holy Days, whichever comes first). | 3314. Clerics that are dragged to a tavern for a night of celebratory quaffing should be returned to their devotions within 4 to 6 working days (or within two High Holy Days, whichever comes first). | ||
− | 3315 | + | 3315 Dark Gods require virgin sacrifices, incantations do not require virgin spell components. It is wrong to ask the mage how he knows his frog’s eyes come from a virgin frog. |
3316. King Kaius is not Mr. Burns. | 3316. King Kaius is not Mr. Burns. | ||
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3331. We already covered that Boranal is not Homer. | 3331. We already covered that Boranal is not Homer. | ||
− | 3332. :censored: it | + | 3332. :censored: it Kelter there is no such thing as "the Simpsons", there is no such thing as "television", and I will not let you test your ideas for a "nuclear power plant" on the ship. |
3333. Let the brainwashing begin. Riedra Ho! | 3333. Let the brainwashing begin. Riedra Ho! | ||
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3362. The Kalashtar Uncarnate is not Invisible Girl. | 3362. The Kalashtar Uncarnate is not Invisible Girl. | ||
− | 3363. The Kalashtar Soulknife is not the | + | 3363. The Kalashtar Soulknife is not the Flaming Torch. |
3364. The warforged is not The Thing. | 3364. The warforged is not The Thing. | ||
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3385. Ketler, You're really perverted, and I hate to pop your bubble, but... END. OF. DISCUSSION. | 3385. Ketler, You're really perverted, and I hate to pop your bubble, but... END. OF. DISCUSSION. | ||
− | 3386. #3383 is to be extended to include Jaela, the paladin chick, the old dwarf lady, the Lord of Blades, the enlightened Havakhad, Justice (honestly, who made that up?), Tira Mirron, and the | + | 3386. #3383 is to be extended to include Jaela, the paladin chick, the old dwarf lady, the Lord of Blades, the enlightened Havakhad, Justice (honestly, who made that up?), Tira Mirron, and the Changling warshaper (erg...). |
(In finger paints)3387. EvEN iF WE caN Proo0ooVe it? | (In finger paints)3387. EvEN iF WE caN Proo0ooVe it? | ||
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3398. No, you cannot have a Gundam. | 3398. No, you cannot have a Gundam. | ||
− | 3399. Or a giant warforged you can crawl into to fight with massively affective attachments as | + | 3399. Or a giant warforged you can crawl into to fight with massively affective attachments as its soaked in adamantine. |
3400. Even if the Warforged is up to being modified. | 3400. Even if the Warforged is up to being modified. | ||
− | 3401. No, Jaela does not have a brother | + | 3401. No, Jaela does not have a brother whose our mortal enemy that wears a mask. |
3402. No, her brother would not be the leader of the group to especially hunt us down either. | 3402. No, her brother would not be the leader of the group to especially hunt us down either. | ||
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3421. ...Or the "Next Stage in Human Evolution". | 3421. ...Or the "Next Stage in Human Evolution". | ||
− | 3422. We will not build a Solar | + | 3422. We will not build a Solar Canon to fire at the planet. |
3423. Jaela is NOT a lost princess of said pacifist country. Nor can we score points if we prove it. | 3423. Jaela is NOT a lost princess of said pacifist country. Nor can we score points if we prove it. | ||
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3438. No, the Day of Mourning wasn't caused by a Colony Drop. | 3438. No, the Day of Mourning wasn't caused by a Colony Drop. | ||
− | 3439. Chaz was not a Cyrean Avenger! Nor was Millardo Peacecraft! They're the same guy | + | 3439. Chaz was not a Cyrean Avenger! Nor was Millardo Peacecraft! They're the same guy for Flame's sake! |
3440. No, we can't get lost in the desert for dubious reasons to justify a bunch of character develops. We're a frickin AIRSHIP. | 3440. No, we can't get lost in the desert for dubious reasons to justify a bunch of character develops. We're a frickin AIRSHIP. | ||
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(entirely too pleased) | (entirely too pleased) | ||
− | 3570. Until further notice, the | + | 3570. Until further notice, the captains boots are NOT a spittoon. |
3571. The captain's sock and underwear drawer is NOT an ashtray. | 3571. The captain's sock and underwear drawer is NOT an ashtray. |