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Satnak - Gah Damn, I don't wanna intrude on their date, but I need help. I have no outfits aside from the messed up rags I showed up in, and this armor. Not that I don't wanna go a few rounds in the ring with Levy, but I have nothing nice to wear. I need cat stuff too. Damn. I wonder if Andrea is over the 234th way to skin a cat thing yet? I mean I did rescue Norbaz for her.
 
Satnak - Gah Damn, I don't wanna intrude on their date, but I need help. I have no outfits aside from the messed up rags I showed up in, and this armor. Not that I don't wanna go a few rounds in the ring with Levy, but I have nothing nice to wear. I need cat stuff too. Damn. I wonder if Andrea is over the 234th way to skin a cat thing yet? I mean I did rescue Norbaz for her.
  
 
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On Shavarath
 
On Shavarath
  
A demonic horde smashes through the ranks of a bearded devil spear wall. thousands of the demons cut down the devil forces. their Duke calls to the skies in a voice of panic as the blood of his kin spreads across the blackened lands of darkness and the black clouded skies rained the blood of angels.  
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A demonic horde smash  through the ranks of a bearded devil spear wall. thousands of the demons cut down the devil forces. their Duke calls to the skys in a voice of panic as the blood of his kin spreads across the blackened lands of darkness and the black clouded skys rained the blood of angels.  
  
Duke: we need to hold the lines! if there is any of the ancient gods above me, please send your aid to your loyal warriors
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Duke: we need to hold the lines! if there is any of the ancheint gods above me please send your aid to your loyal warriors
  
A terrible roar is heard from the sky as a figure appears, around him the clouds boil from the pure magical might. the figure appears as a seven foot tall lithe humanoid with alabaster skin. his black hair ripples behind him, he wears a ancient suit of black armour of a lot like Sa'vor's, except there is an emrald rather than a ruby. in the humanoids left hand is a large circular black shield with Naz'roth's rune on it ( a Black moon obsuring the sun) on the shield's outward edge is a wicked blade. behind Naz'roth a crimson cloak trails fluttering in the breeze, a torque with a pair of emeralds in it blazes with green fire. Naz'roth's right hand is free. Naz'roth's ears are pointed like an elf's and his face displays astounding features. two black feathered wings are unfurled behind him and beat with a slow rhythm, it lands before the duke.  
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A terrible roar is heard from the sky as a figure appears, around him the clouds boil from the pure magical might. the figure appears as a seven foot tall lithe humaniod with alabastar skin. his black hair ripples behind him, he wears a anchient suit of black armour of a lot like Sa'vors, except there is an emrald rather than a ruby. in the humaniods left had is a large circular black shield with Naz'roths rune on it ( a Black moon obsuring the sun) on the shields outward edge is a wicked blade. behind Naz'roth a crimson cloak trails fluttering in the breeze, a torque with a pair of emralds in it blazes with green fire. Naz'roths right hand is free. Naz'roths ears are pointed like an elfs and his face displays astounding features. two black featherd wings are unfurled behind him and beat with a slow rythem, it lands before the duke.  
  
 
Duke: who are you?  
 
Duke: who are you?  
  
Naz'roth: I am Naz'roth of legion. the slayer of angels. I am the oldest of the Four Daemon lords whom ruled Eberron in the age of demons. you called me to this place.  
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Naz'roth: i am Naz'roth of legion. the slayer of angels. i am the oldest of the Four Daemon lords whom ruled eberron in the age of demons. you called me to this place.  
  
Duke: my lord *kneels* I had heard that one of you was free, but i did not belive the rumours.  
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Duke: my lord *kneels* i had heard that one of you was free, but i didnot belive the rumours.  
  
Naz'roth: * ties a Hankerchief that Tara gave him around his left arm, his eyes blaze with violet flames* I forgive you. I understand that it would be difficult to believe after all those years. *smiles* I see Asmodeus is free, he's somewhere on this plane. I remember when he used to faint every time I walked past *chuckles* well. let's defeat these Demons then, shall we?  
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Naz'roth: * ties a Hankerchiefe that Tara gave him around his left arm, his eyes blaze with violet flames* i forgive you. i understand that it would be difficult to belive after all those years. *smiles* i see asmodeus is free, he's somewhere on this plane. i renember when he used to faint everytime i walked past *chuckles* well. lets defeat these Demons then shall we?  
  
Naz'roth raises his hand towards the sky, the clouds swirl around above the figure of Naz'roth. the clouds crackled with electricity as the clouds became a tempest. they danced and weaved in the sky. Naz'roth pointed a finger towards the demon hordes that advanced towards the second section of the devilish legions. the sky crackled with power as it discharged the magical energy fed into it. bolts of lightning incinerated hundereds of demons and high winds cast their corpses into the raging sky. Naz'roth made a circling motion with his hand and a colossal form of a tornado touched down in the center of the demon hordes, tearing them apart and dropping exploding Balors on groups of demons on the flanks. Naz'roth smiled as he created smaller tornados and sent huge hailstones the size of houses down on the demon hordes along with bolts of lightning that arched between them. within minutes the demons all lay dead. Naz'roth lowered his hand and stopped the storm.
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Naz'roth raises his hand towards the sky, the clouds swil around above the figure of Naz'roth. the clouds crackled with electricity as the clouds became a tempest. the danced and weaved in the sky. Naz'roth pionted a finger towards the demon hordes that advanced towards the second section of the devilish legions. the sky crackled with power as it discharged the magical energy fed into it. bolts of lightning incinerated hundereds of demons and high winds cast their corpses into the raging sky. Naz'roth mad a circling motion with his hand and a colosal form of a tornado touched down in the center of the demon hordes. tearing them apart and dropping exploding balors on groups of demons on the flanks. Naz'roth smiled as he created smaller tornados and sent huge hailstones the size of houses down on the demon hordes along with bolts of lightning that arched between them. within minuets the demons all lay dead. Naz'roth lowerd his hand and stopped the storm.
  
 
Duke: My lord! you have saved my skin. you have destroyed the hordes of one of the most dangerous demon lords!
 
Duke: My lord! you have saved my skin. you have destroyed the hordes of one of the most dangerous demon lords!
  
Naz'roth: *with a smirk* remember, Duke, Lord Naz'roth has returned. spread the news. soon a new age of peace will cover Eberron. and when it does, we will see the mortals thrive like they never had before. then we will turn our sights onto a foe worse than any other...
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Naz'roth: *with a smirk* renember Duke, Lord Naz'roth has returned. spread the news. soon a new age of peace will cover eberron. and when it does, we will see the mortals thrive like they never had before. then we will turn our sights onto a foe worse than anyother...
  
 
Duke: my lord?  
 
Duke: my lord?  
  
Naz'roth: the C'tan, yes, I feel them re-building even now. the blow we struck weakened them greatly. they have been set back by centuries. but eventualy Bel-Shammaroth will get to this world. and when he does, all the planes will fight as one.  
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Naz'roth: the C'tan, yes, i feel them re-building even now. the blow we struck weakened them greatly. they have been set back by centuries. but eventualy Bel Shammaroth will get to this world. and when he does, all the planes will fight as one.  
  
Duke: I shall fight by your side, Lord Naz'roth!
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Duke: I shall fight by your side Lord Naz'roth!
 
 
Naz'roth: *smiles* good, I knew I could count on you.
 
  
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Naz'roth: *smiles* good, i knew i could count on you.
 
* opens a portal and steps through to see the Chibi Balor*  
 
* opens a portal and steps through to see the Chibi Balor*  
 
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Naz'roth: tell your mistress this, she may be a demon lord. but i walk a path she can only dream of. no matter how many worshippers she gains she should always respect her elders. especialy now im free.  
Naz'roth: tell your mistress this, she may be a demon lord. but I walk a path she can only dream of. no matter how many worshippers she gains she should always respect her elders. especially now I'm free.  
 
  
 
with that he turns and passes through a wall
 
with that he turns and passes through a wall
  
 
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Satnak - That was wierd Andrea isn't on the ships.
  
Satnak - That was weird. Andrea isn't on the ship.
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Terra and lisa, back from their date, come around the corner.
 
 
Terra and Lisa, back from their date, come around the corner.
 
  
 
Satnak - Hey lovebirds, I need some help here.
 
Satnak - Hey lovebirds, I need some help here.
  
Lisa - What could you need our help for?
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Lisa - What could you need uor help for?
  
 
Satnak - Levy is coming to visit, and illis is bringing the cat.
 
Satnak - Levy is coming to visit, and illis is bringing the cat.
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Lisa - So you need what, catfood? a litter box? Scratching post? Feed dish?
 
Lisa - So you need what, catfood? a litter box? Scratching post? Feed dish?
  
Terra - Isn't Levy the one who... oooooooooooh!
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Terra - Isn't levy the one who... oooooooooooh!
  
 
Lisa - wha... ooooooooooh indeed!
 
Lisa - wha... ooooooooooh indeed!
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Terra - I've said it before, no love potions!! :mad:  
 
Terra - I've said it before, no love potions!! :mad:  
  
Satnak - No nothing like that, besides no offense, but it probably wouldn't work on her. We're talking about the woman who turned Thrane into a smoking glass crater after the Shining Flame attempted to force her conversion.
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Satnak - No nothing like that, besides no offense, but it probably wouldn't work on her. We're talking about the woman who turned thrane into a smoking glass crater after the shining flame attempted to force her conversion.
  
 
Lisa - :eek: SHE WHAT!!!
 
Lisa - :eek: SHE WHAT!!!
  
Satnak - Yeah its been impossible to find a decent biscuits and gravy place since. I'm thinking We could take the FFII for a lunch at a little place a bit north of Flamekeep.
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Satnak - Yeah its been impossible to find a decent biscuits and gravy place since. I'm thinking We could take the FFII for a lunch at a little place a bit north of flamekeep.
  
Lisa - Wait a second, Shining Flame? :confused:
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Lisa - Wait a second, shining flame? :confused:
  
 
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In separate rooms Volrath, Ketler, Nalfien, Doog, and Silence are all scrying the scene between Lisa and Terra.
In separate rooms Volrath, Ketler, Nalfein, Doog, and Silence are all scrying the scene between Lisa and Terra.
 
  
 
Volrath: How sweet.
 
Volrath: How sweet.
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Ketler: Come on get to the good stu-
 
Ketler: Come on get to the good stu-
  
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Doog: That was so beautiful :weep:
 
Doog: That was so beautiful :weep:
  
 
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Nalfien: This isn't my channel! Where is the killling? (picks up Scrying guide book)
 
Nalfien: This isn't my channel! Where is the killling? (picks up Scrying guide book)
  
 
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Silence:...
Silence: ...
 
  
 
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Hippy Kanatash, Cool Cthulhu , and Jhon are all gathered together. All except Jhon are take turns with the peace pipe.
Hippy Kanatash, Cool Cthulhu , and Jhon are all gathered together. All except Jhon are taking turns with the peace pipe.
 
  
 
Cool Cthulhu : Is it that only girls into other girls and creepy things come onto the Forgotten Freedom, or is it being on the Forgotten Freedom that causes girls to like other girls and creepy things?
 
Cool Cthulhu : Is it that only girls into other girls and creepy things come onto the Forgotten Freedom, or is it being on the Forgotten Freedom that causes girls to like other girls and creepy things?
  
Hippy Kanatash: Wow, that was like a big philosophical type question. Let me try one. Okay here it comes. Why do video game characters that come on the Forgotten Freedom seem to lose their old personalities and adopt new ones?
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Hippy Kanatash: Wow, that was like a big philisophical type question. Let me try one. Okay here it comes. Why do video game characters that come on the Forgotten Freedom seem to lose their old personalities and adopt new ones?
  
 
Jhon: I'll take a crack at this. Why do book characters not even attempt to act like their namesakes?
 
Jhon: I'll take a crack at this. Why do book characters not even attempt to act like their namesakes?
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Hippy Kanatash and  Cool Cthulhu  stare at him blankly.
 
Hippy Kanatash and  Cool Cthulhu  stare at him blankly.
  
Jhon: You know Volrath and Nalfein?
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Jhon: You know Volrath and Nalfien?
  
 
Other 2: Ohhhhhh.  :lightbulb  
 
Other 2: Ohhhhhh.  :lightbulb  
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Klaz: Ketler, Jaela got 13 back...
 
Klaz: Ketler, Jaela got 13 back...
  
 
Ketler: *Single emo tear.* NOOOOOOO!
 
Ketler: *Single emo tear.* NOOOOOOO!
  
Klaz: Look, whatevah you gave me didn't paralyze 13 like you said they would, mate. The ropes didn't work, chum!  
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Klaz: Look, whatevah you gave me didn't paralyze 13 like you said they would mate. The ropes didn't work, chum!  
  
Ketler: *sputter* But, the ropes, they were my masterpiece! They bound Thyrs using his own linkage to creation itself! He'd have to destroy every universe and the greater multiverse to break out!
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Ketler: *sputter* But, the ropes, they were my masterpiece! They bound Thrys using his own linkage to creation itself! He'd have to destroy every universe and the greater multiverse to break out!
  
 
Klaz: Yeah, well, he snapped them like twigs, we know cuz we watched for a while afterwards.
 
Klaz: Yeah, well, he snapped them like twigs, we know cuz we watched for a while afterwards.
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Klaz: Wot?
 
Klaz: Wot?
  
Ketler: Well... Essentially they harness the improbability of something happening to make the probable event not happen. So in Thyrs' case, he should be able to bust through anything with ease, so the odds of him not being able to snap ropes are ridiculously small. The ropes reverse that probability. In other words, these'll hold him and I'll have Jaela ALL TO MYSELF! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Ketler: Well... Essentially they harness the improbability of something happening to make the probable event not happen. So in Thrys' case, he should be able to bust through anything with ease, so the odds of him not being able to snap ropes are ridiculously small. The ropes reverse that probability. In other words, these'll hold him and I'll have Jaela ALL TO MYSELF! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
  
 
Klaz: Uh... Which ones are they? I can't tell, mate
 
Klaz: Uh... Which ones are they? I can't tell, mate
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Ketler: Yep. Now, give me small spoiler, will you? Please?
 
Ketler: Yep. Now, give me small spoiler, will you? Please?
  
Klaz: I don't know if I should... I mean Jaela might get a bit mad, old chum...
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Klaz: I don't know if I should... I mean Jaela might get a bit made, old chum...
  
 
Ketler: Oh, Come on! I'm begging you man! I'm on my ****ing knees!
 
Ketler: Oh, Come on! I'm begging you man! I'm on my ****ing knees!
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Terra - OK we got things ready for your cat...
 
Terra - OK we got things ready for your cat...
  
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Terra - Now what precisely did you have in mind for Levy.
 
Terra - Now what precisely did you have in mind for Levy.
  
Satnak - Well basically I need clothes, and advice. I have treasure and gear, but nothing in the way of nice clothes, and even my daywear is pretty much shot at this point, i've been living in my armor for the past week. I also need advice on how to talk to her about stuff other than fighting, neither of us know much else.  
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Satnak - Well basically I need clothes, and advice. I have treasure and gear, but nothing in the way of nice clothes, and even my day wear is pretty much shot at this point, i've been living in my armor for the past week. I also need advice on how to talk to her about stuff other than fighting, neither of us know much else.  
  
 
Lisa - Who exactly is coming when and how long are they staying?
 
Lisa - Who exactly is coming when and how long are they staying?
  
Satnak - Illis is just dropping in to get Fluffy detached from his face, Fluffy will be staying. Levy might bring Rixle or Telfon or both, but they will take one look at this crew and start causing mayhem, so they will be taken care of. They will stay anywhere from a day to a week, depending on whether or not something comes up at home.
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Satnak - Illis is just dropping in to get fluffy detached from his face, Fluffy will be staying. Levy Might bring Rixle or Telfon or both, but they will take one look at this crew and start causing mayhem, so they will be taken care of. They will stay anywhere from a day to a week, depending on whether or not something comes up at home.
  
 
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13 is walking down a corridor looking for Terra's room.  Jaela asked him to get some "special ingredients" for a magic item she's creating.  13 is taking his time because, truthfully, the constant :mymy: is beginning to bore him.  He hopes that Jaela will finally get around to the point at which they can get out of the room together and have some adventures………of the non-:uh-huh: sort.
13 is walking down a corridor looking for Terra's room.  Jaela asked him to get some "special ingredients" for a magic item she's creating.  13 is taking his time because, truthfully, the constant :mymy: is beginning to bore him.  He hopes that Jaela will finally get around to the point at which they can get out of the room together and have some adventures……… of the non-:uh-huh: sort.
 
  
 
Klaz: Gotcha now, mate!
 
Klaz: Gotcha now, mate!
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Volrath, Kanatash, and Nalfein stand around a table in the library. On it lays a long parchment that rolls off the table and through many of the isles. The title reads "Nalfein's Family Tree".
 
Volrath, Kanatash, and Nalfein stand around a table in the library. On it lays a long parchment that rolls off the table and through many of the isles. The title reads "Nalfein's Family Tree".
  
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Volrath: Well, it seems that waaaaaaaaaay back in your line, the Great Mother shows up in the tree.
 
Volrath: Well, it seems that waaaaaaaaaay back in your line, the Great Mother shows up in the tree.
  
Nalfein: Wait a minute... the Great Mother? The Beholder Great Mother? How-
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Nalfein: Wait a minute...the Great Mother? The Beholder Great Mother? How-
  
 
Kanatash: You don't want to know.
 
Kanatash: You don't want to know.
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Caralot: Well sure.  I mean, those eyestalks are just used for seeing—
 
Caralot: Well sure.  I mean, those eyestalks are just used for seeing—
  
Volrath: Think very sexy thoughts… Think very sexy thoughts…
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Volrath: Think very sexy thoughts…Think very sexy thoughts…
  
 
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(B.B.T. shoots ninja in the stomach with .44 Magnum)
 
(B.B.T. shoots ninja in the stomach with .44 Magnum)
  
B.B.T.- "Ninja poser, feel the wrath of gun Magnum. It was crafted by a underpaid man named Joe in a factory in Jersey and heated by coal from PA. It was then sold to Mike Squareenie's pawn shop on 34th and Broadway. So far to my knowledge it has never been used to kill anyone but in about ten minutes after your body goes into shock it will be up to one. Sayonara, sucker."  
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B.B.T.- "Ninja poser, feel the wrath of gun Magnum. It was crafted by a underpaid man named Joe in a factory in Jersey and heated by coal from PA. It was then sold to Mike Squareenie's pawn shop on 34th and Broadway. So far to my knowledge it has never been used to kill anyone but in about ten minutes after your body goes into shock it will be up to one. Sayanara, sucker."  
  
 
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Still concerned with his new relationship with P/Y/R, Terra heads down to Volrath's room to check on him. His door is closed, and she can hear nothing coming from it. This, however, means little, since he soundproofed his room. She reaches out to knock, but stops. Something within the deepest, most primal part of her sanity-preservation instincts has told her not to. She pulls back, turns around, and walks away.
 
Still concerned with his new relationship with P/Y/R, Terra heads down to Volrath's room to check on him. His door is closed, and she can hear nothing coming from it. This, however, means little, since he soundproofed his room. She reaches out to knock, but stops. Something within the deepest, most primal part of her sanity-preservation instincts has told her not to. She pulls back, turns around, and walks away.
  
In the room, Volrath and P/Y/R are in a position that defies all known laws of physics, magic, and sanity, while simultaneously making insanity cry softly in the corner.
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In the room, Volrath and P/Y/R are in a position that defies all known laws of physics, magic, and sanity, while simulatniously making insanity cry softly in the corner.
  
 
P/Y/R: Too bad she didn't come in.
 
P/Y/R: Too bad she didn't come in.
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Allen sits down next to Hippy Kanatash.
 
Allen sits down next to Hippy Kanatash.
 
 
"My theory on the whole women liking women and such is that either A: somehow this ship attracts that kind of thing, or B: The available men on this ship are what drive these women to homosexuality.  It is possible that this will also happen to the men on the ship, due to the fact that the women are mainly with other women, and are capable of defending themselves against male attackers quite well.  This would explain Doog/Dooj and Michael.  Another theory is that the beings from beyond existence like it when women have intimate relationships with other women, and cause them to happen.  I have no clue about the Doog/Dooj and Michael case though, if that is the cause."  Allen explains to all four of them.
 
"My theory on the whole women liking women and such is that either A: somehow this ship attracts that kind of thing, or B: The available men on this ship are what drive these women to homosexuality.  It is possible that this will also happen to the men on the ship, due to the fact that the women are mainly with other women, and are capable of defending themselves against male attackers quite well.  This would explain Doog/Dooj and Michael.  Another theory is that the beings from beyond existence like it when women have intimate relationships with other women, and cause them to happen.  I have no clue about the Doog/Dooj and Michael case though, if that is the cause."  Allen explains to all four of them.
  
 
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Aerith is on giving a sermon to the handful of good aligned redshirts in a small chapel.  Suddenly, one of the redshirts in the front row goes into violent convulsions.  Things can be seen writhing and undulating underneath his skin while blood pours from his open mouth.  Then a hollow, worm-like creature wiggles its way out his mouth.  With a chilling thought you realize this is his esophagus.  The poor creature then splits open like an overripe melon and all of his internal organs spill out.  And each organ begins moving of its own accord and attacking those around them.  His intestines slither away and begin strangling another redshirt, his stomach sprays acid upon several more nearby, his lungs exhale a poisonous gas that slays any caught in its path, his appendix bounces off to explode unexpectedly in the midst of a group of redshirts, his blood forms a massive wave and rolls over another redshirt, engulfing him.  Throughout all of this the original redshirt lies on the ground twitching as his eyes dart around the room and his mouth moves as if attempting to speak, clearly still alive.  Within moments all the redshirts in the room are either dead or have fled the room and the animated organs cease moving.  Aerith stands upon her pulpit transfixed with horror as Kanatash floats through the floor next to her.
 
Aerith is on giving a sermon to the handful of good aligned redshirts in a small chapel.  Suddenly, one of the redshirts in the front row goes into violent convulsions.  Things can be seen writhing and undulating underneath his skin while blood pours from his open mouth.  Then a hollow, worm-like creature wiggles its way out his mouth.  With a chilling thought you realize this is his esophagus.  The poor creature then splits open like an overripe melon and all of his internal organs spill out.  And each organ begins moving of its own accord and attacking those around them.  His intestines slither away and begin strangling another redshirt, his stomach sprays acid upon several more nearby, his lungs exhale a poisonous gas that slays any caught in its path, his appendix bounces off to explode unexpectedly in the midst of a group of redshirts, his blood forms a massive wave and rolls over another redshirt, engulfing him.  Throughout all of this the original redshirt lies on the ground twitching as his eyes dart around the room and his mouth moves as if attempting to speak, clearly still alive.  Within moments all the redshirts in the room are either dead or have fled the room and the animated organs cease moving.  Aerith stands upon her pulpit transfixed with horror as Kanatash floats through the floor next to her.
  
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Terra, Lisa, and Satnak are in Sharn picking out outfits for her new wardrobe as well as for a bit of a makeover. Lisa and Terra wait in the lobby as Satnak is getting her hair done.
 
Terra, Lisa, and Satnak are in Sharn picking out outfits for her new wardrobe as well as for a bit of a makeover. Lisa and Terra wait in the lobby as Satnak is getting her hair done.
  
(Okay, I'm gonna need a stiff drink after that mental image. So... very... disturbing...)
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(Ok, I'm gonna need a stiff drink after that mental image. So..very...disturbing...)
  
 
Lisa: Um...I don't mean to press, but I was curious. When did you first...you know...realize you liked women instead of men?
 
Lisa: Um...I don't mean to press, but I was curious. When did you first...you know...realize you liked women instead of men?
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SC Commander - Squeak squeak
 
SC Commander - Squeak squeak
  
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SC Commander - Chirrup rup Squeaken Squeakar
 
SC Commander - Chirrup rup Squeaken Squeakar
  
Kanatash - I don't speak fuzzy-tailed rat.
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Kanatash - I don't speak fuzzy tailed rat.
  
 
Squirrels descend on Kanatash, Warriors going for melee with ensorceled blades, and a few elite ravagers grappling with ghost touch gauntlets. Psionicists and magi focus on restraining his powers.  
 
Squirrels descend on Kanatash, Warriors going for melee with ensorceled blades, and a few elite ravagers grappling with ghost touch gauntlets. Psionicists and magi focus on restraining his powers.  
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Kanatash - As if the glorified newspaper wasn't enough :mad:  
 
Kanatash - As if the glorified newspaper wasn't enough :mad:  
  
Aerith - As they say payback's a female dog... wait a second... Bianca, cut it out.
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Aerith - As they say payback's a female dog... wait a second...Brianna cut it out.
  
 
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Lisa - How?
 
Lisa - How?
  
Satnak - Simple, I have very good ears and a tendency to use them.
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Satnak - Simple I have very good ears and a tendency to use them.
  
 
Satnak - If you want I'll tell you about me?
 
Satnak - If you want I'll tell you about me?
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Terra - I gotta hear this.
 
Terra - I gotta hear this.
  
Satnak - I was about 7 when my district got mobbed, when I arrived at the island I was almost nine. I had sort of stopped caring about myself, this is probably where the part of me that lets me live in armor for a week comes from. When she got the date of the mob, and a good look in my head (courtesy of that fink Forbes) she realized I had never had my 8th birthday party. That was the first time I saw her in hell-***** mode. She pulled together an amazing L8. She even ... :weep: ... got a cleric of Dol Arrah to channel my parents so I could say goodbye properly.  
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Satnak - I was about 7 when my district got mobbed, when I arrived at the island i was almost nine. I had sort of stopped caring about myself, this is probably where the part of me that lets me live in armor for a week comes from. When she got the date of the mob, and a good look in my head (courtesy of that fink Forbes) she realized I had never had my 8th birthday party. That was the first time I saw her in hell-***** mode. She pulled together an amazing L8. She even ... :weep: ... got a cleric of Dol Arrah to channel my parents so I could say goodbye properly.  
  
 
Lisa - Isn't 8-9 a little young though?
 
Lisa - Isn't 8-9 a little young though?
  
Satnak - Well that was the ... sniff... start of the big sis/little sis thing. I spent 5 years just being Levy's little sister. When Forbes starting courting her I got angry, I was 12 and just begining to notice people. Mostly boys, but girls who reminded me of Levy as well. The population of the island was basically deadly students, graduates, or future students of the academy, a few of their families (not many of those, even less whole), and the Unstoppable elemental forces that are Forbes and Levy. No one really willing to put up much fuss about... ahem  :blush: preference. I enrolled partially to keep an eye on them as they were basically the founders and primary teachers, and partially to learn to beat Forbes. I had some crazy notion that If I could outfight Forbes in the arena that Levy loved to attend and participate in, she would ditch his sorry ass. First thing I did was learn how to block out Forbes's ability to sense my emotions. He can still get in my head, but he has to fight for it instead of just knowing. Its one of the first things you learn if you take his courses. Forbes taught most of the tactical, historical, and power application classes. He can turn nova strength blasts back on their manifesters, or deflect just about anything with less than a fraction of what it cost to fire. He Is a master of using the minimal amount of power to achieve maximum result, Its the only way he could keep up with the sheer power of Levy. She is... well, unstoppable. I've seen her lift a freaking continent, she was looking for a set of keys. Argonessan needed to rearrange itself around the new geothermal system when it got twisted slightly on the way down.  
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Satnak - Well that was the ... sniff... start of the big sis/little sis thing. I spent 5 years just being Levy's little sister. When Forbes starting courting her I got angry, I was 12 and just begining to notice people. Mostly boys, but girls who reminded me of Levy as well. The population of the island was basically deadly students, graduates, or future students of the academy, a few of their families (not many of those, even less whole), and the Unstoppable elemental forces that are Forbes and Levy. No one really willing to put up much fuss about... ahem  :blush: preferance. I enrolled partially to keep an eye on them as they were basically the founders and primary teachers, and partially to learn to beat Forbes. I had some crazy notion that If I could out fight Forbes in the arena that Levy loved to attend and participate in, she would ditch his sorry ass. First thing I did was learn how to block out Forbes's ability to sense my emotions. He can still get in my head, but he has to fight for it instead of just knowing. Its one of the first things you learn if you take his courses. Forbes taught most of the tactical, historical, and power application classes. He can turn nova strength blasts back on their manifesters, or deflect just about anything with less than a fraction of what it cost to fire. He Is a master of using the minimal amount of power to achieve maximum result, Its the only way he could keep up with the sheer power of Levy. She is... well, unstoppable i've seen her lift a freaking continent, she was looking for a set keys. Argonessen needed to rearrange itself around the new geo thermal system when it got twisted slightly on the way down.  
  
 
Lisa -  :eek:  just  :eek:  
 
Lisa -  :eek:  just  :eek:  
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Satnak - Anyway I threw myself into my studies, I trained under Forbes's style under the assumption that I could learn to out do him. Thats why I'm a breaker. I lack his empathic gift though.
 
Satnak - Anyway I threw myself into my studies, I trained under Forbes's style under the assumption that I could learn to out do him. Thats why I'm a breaker. I lack his empathic gift though.
  
Lisa - You have empathy... that time you with the thing .... Terra, help.
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Lisa - You have empathy... that time you with the thing .... terra help.
  
Terra - Not what she meant, love. Shes talking about how Forbes can automatically feel the emotions of unshielded minds, and such.
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Terra - Not what she meant love. Shes talking about how forbes can automatically feel the emotions of unshielded minds, and such.
  
 
Lisa - oh
 
Lisa - oh
  
Satnak - I trained like a woman possessed to surpass everyone. If there was a record for to be held, especially if Forbes was the current holder, I had to have it. I even Managed to get that fight with Forbes in the arena with Levy watching. I beat him Bloody, I reached out with everything I had, My hate for him, my adoration of Levy, everything. I crushed his body, mind, heart, and soul. Do you know what happened, he got up, he just kept getting back up. Not even healing himself, He would just get back up again and again. At the end he just put himself back together and walked out after time was called. I had let my shields slip a little and he realized one thing that I hadn't quite yet, I was in love with Levy, he just couldn't bring himself to try to stop me. When I realized it myself it made sense the way he just took it. He accepted it as just part of being with her that he would have to live with my hatred of him. When I finally cleared my head long enough to realized I was in love with Levy. He told me "I wont try to stop you, but neither am I backing down". Thats when I started trying to get Levy to see me as something other than her little sister. I don't know if it worked, because I found out about my biological sister soon after, and well you know the rest.
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Satnak - I trained like a woman possesed to surpass everyone. If there was a record for to be held, especially if Forbes was the current holder, I had to have it. I even Managed to get that fight with Forbes in the arena with Levy watching. I beat him Bloody, I reached out with everything I had, My hate for him, my adoration of Levy, everything. I crushed his body, mind, heart, and soul. Do you know what happened, he got up, he just kept getting back up. Not even healing himself, He would just get back up again and again. At the end he just put himself back together and walked out after time was called. I had let my shields slip a little and he realized one thing that I hadn't quite yet, I was in love with levy, he just couldn't bring himself to try to stop me. When I realized it myself it made sense the way he just took it. He accepted it as just part of being with her that he would have to live with my hatred of him. When I finally cleared my head long enough to realized I was in love with Levy. He told me "I wont try to stop you, but neither am I backing down". Thats when I started trying to get Levy to see me as something other than her little sister. I don't know if it worked, because I found out about my biological sister soon after, and well you know the rest.
  
 
Lisa - I've been touched and traumatized before, but never by the same story.
 
Lisa - I've been touched and traumatized before, but never by the same story.
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Ketler walks up to Volrath's room. A mental conflict arises within him.
 
Ketler walks up to Volrath's room. A mental conflict arises within him.
 
 
Ketler  (in his head) : I shouldn't go in there!
 
Ketler  (in his head) : I shouldn't go in there!
 
 
Ketler (i.h.h.) : But I got to know.
 
Ketler (i.h.h.) : But I got to know.
 
 
Ketler (i.h.h.) : Maybe if I cover my eyes.
 
Ketler (i.h.h.) : Maybe if I cover my eyes.
 
 
Ketler (i.h.h.) : Didn't work last time.
 
Ketler (i.h.h.) : Didn't work last time.
 
 
Ketler (i.h.h.) : I could knock.
 
Ketler (i.h.h.) : I could knock.
 
 
Ketler (i.h.h.) : No, I just going in.
 
Ketler (i.h.h.) : No, I just going in.
 
 
As Ketlert opens the door his most deep seated sense of self is screaming at him to stop. As the door swings open he see... Nothing. In an attempt to save his sanity his eyes burst of their own accord.
 
As Ketlert opens the door his most deep seated sense of self is screaming at him to stop. As the door swings open he see... Nothing. In an attempt to save his sanity his eyes burst of their own accord.
 
 
Volrath: Hello, what do you need Ketler?
 
Volrath: Hello, what do you need Ketler?
 
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Ketler: Shouldn't you be telling me to get out of harms way?
Ketler: Shouldn't you be telling me to get out of harm's way?
 
 
 
 
Volrath: No, actually all I was doing was organizing my potions.
 
Volrath: No, actually all I was doing was organizing my potions.
 
 
Ketler: You're serious?
 
Ketler: You're serious?
 
 
Volrath: Yes I am. Come on you need some replacement eyes.
 
Volrath: Yes I am. Come on you need some replacement eyes.
 
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After several minutes of painful surgery (Volrath says painkillers are for whims) Ketler comes out sporting an new pair of golden eyes.
After several minutes of painful surgery (Volrath says painkillers are for wimps) Ketler comes out sporting an new pair of golden eyes.
 
 
 
 
Volrath: So, why did you come in here.
 
Volrath: So, why did you come in here.
 
 
Ketler: Well I was scrying on Terra, and... well... she talked about...
 
Ketler: Well I was scrying on Terra, and... well... she talked about...
 
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Volrath: Oh, that time. You want to see it don't you.
Volrath: Oh, that time. You want to see it, don't you.
 
 
 
 
Ketler: Yes :bigeyes:  
 
Ketler: Yes :bigeyes:  
 
 
Volrath: Alright bring me your crystal ball.
 
Volrath: Alright bring me your crystal ball.
 
 
Ketler brings a crystal ball, that seems to be taped together after several shatterings. Volrath then begins emitting a series of click and whistles. He continues this for several minutes. When he stops the crystal ball starts glowing.
 
Ketler brings a crystal ball, that seems to be taped together after several shatterings. Volrath then begins emitting a series of click and whistles. He continues this for several minutes. When he stops the crystal ball starts glowing.
 
 
Ketler: Why did that take you so long.
 
Ketler: Why did that take you so long.
 
 
Volrath: Well the only way to set a crystal ball to a point in time is to speak Yithian. The Yithians have very exact words for time, it's their thing. Now, hurry back to your room and enjoy.
 
Volrath: Well the only way to set a crystal ball to a point in time is to speak Yithian. The Yithians have very exact words for time, it's their thing. Now, hurry back to your room and enjoy.
 
 
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Several hours later Ketler walks back into Volrath's room. He looks diseveled and pale.
 
Several hours later Ketler walks back into Volrath's room. He looks diseveled and pale.
 
 
Ketler: You are a horrible person!
 
Ketler: You are a horrible person!
 
 
Volrath: You wanted to see it.
 
Volrath: You wanted to see it.
 
 
Ketler: Not because of that. Because of what you did back then!
 
Ketler: Not because of that. Because of what you did back then!
 
 
Volrath: Oh yeah, nearly forgot about that part.
 
Volrath: Oh yeah, nearly forgot about that part.
 
 
Ketler: How could you forget? It was half the frickin time!
 
Ketler: How could you forget? It was half the frickin time!
 
 
Volrath: I said nearly. That remind me, I have got to show P/Y/R that position!
 
Volrath: I said nearly. That remind me, I have got to show P/Y/R that position!
 
 
Ketler faints and melts through the floor.
 
Ketler faints and melts through the floor.
  
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"Kan-tash!  Kan-tash!"
 
"Kan-tash!  Kan-tash!"
  
Kanztash (wearing a suit and tie): Today on the Kanatash Springer show we have with us Jaela Daran, pontiff of the Silver Flame religion, and 13, a progenitor wyrm who once tried to temporally eradicate Jaela's religion.  In an interesting twist of events the two of them have hooked up and, to use a euphemism, "are very intimate".
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Kantash (wearing a suit and tie): Today on the Kantash Springer show we have with us Jaela Daran, pontiff of the Silver Flame religion, and 13, a progenitor wyrm who once tried to temporally eradicate Jaela's religion.  In an interesting twist of events the two of them have hooked up and, to use a euphamism, "are very intimate".
  
Jaela: It's great, you know.  He's not like all those stuffy, "oh I want to wait for marriage because it's all about the bond between husband and wife" whimpy little *beep* Silver Flame *beep*.  Huge size, if you know what I mean. ;)  
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Jaela: It's great, you know.  He's not like all those stuffy, "oh I want to wait for marriage because it's all about the bond between husband and wife" whimpy little *beep* silver flame *beep*.  Huge size, if you know what I mean. ;)  
  
 
Kantash Springer: I would think a progenitor wyrm would be bigger than Huge.
 
Kantash Springer: I would think a progenitor wyrm would be bigger than Huge.
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Jaela: Oh, I wasn't talking about his whole body. :D  
 
Jaela: Oh, I wasn't talking about his whole body. :D  
  
13: [COLOR=Cyan]The girl is insane.  And I mean that in a good way.  You wouldn't think someone from the repressive culture of the Silver Flame would know that many kinks.  I lost count after 34.[/COLOR]
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13: [COLOR=Cyan]The girl is insane.  And I mean that in a good way.  You wouldn't think someone from the repressive culture of the silver flame would know that many kinks.  I lost count after 34.[/COLOR]
  
 
Kantash Springer: You two must spend a lot of time together.
 
Kantash Springer: You two must spend a lot of time together.
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13: [COLOR=Cyan]No, that was just the first morning.[/COLOR]
 
13: [COLOR=Cyan]No, that was just the first morning.[/COLOR]
  
Kantash Springer (speaking away from 13 and Jaela): What these two don't know is that we've got Jaela's father, the notorious Captain Jarlot, listening back stage.
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Kantash Springer (speaking away from 13 and Jaela): What these two don't know is that we've got Jaela's father, the notoreous Captain Jarlot, listening back stage.
  
 
Jarlot (rushing out all mad): You *beep*.  First you try to destroy my ship, then you *beep* my daughter?  Screw this show, where's Satnak?
 
Jarlot (rushing out all mad): You *beep*.  First you try to destroy my ship, then you *beep* my daughter?  Screw this show, where's Satnak?
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Jaela (rounding in on her father): Oh, and like you're the world's greatest father?!  I had to wait 13 *beep* years to find out!  While your lackeys were sending me all those "wands of black tentacles" you couldn't have sent me even a note saying "So sorry, but I'm your father"?  You left me to rot in that country of *beep* *beep* retentive frigid hags!
 
Jaela (rounding in on her father): Oh, and like you're the world's greatest father?!  I had to wait 13 *beep* years to find out!  While your lackeys were sending me all those "wands of black tentacles" you couldn't have sent me even a note saying "So sorry, but I'm your father"?  You left me to rot in that country of *beep* *beep* retentive frigid hags!
  
13: [COLOR=Cyan]I would just like to state for the record that she was thoroughly warped before I got to her.[/COLOR]
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13: [COLOR=Cyan]I would just like to state for the record that she was thouroughly warped before I got to her.[/COLOR]
  
 
Kantash faces the camera while Jaela and Jarlot fight in the background.
 
Kantash faces the camera while Jaela and Jarlot fight in the background.
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The camera pans out to focus on Volrath
 
The camera pans out to focus on Volrath
  
Volrath: When we return, we will find out who is the other parent of Lisa's baby, if Jaela passed her lie detector test, and what Michael's reaction to his parentage is. All this and more when we return to the Kanatash Show!
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Volrath: When we return, we will find out who is the other parent of Lisa's baby, if Jaela passed her lie detector test, and what Micheal's reaction to his parentage is. All this and more when we return to the Kanatash Show!
  
 
Silver: My money's on Terra.  I have just one word for you: tentacles.
 
Silver: My money's on Terra.  I have just one word for you: tentacles.
  
 
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The three women arrive on the FF carrying a Shopping Bag of Holding. Terra is wearing a black, strapless dress (natural fibers). Her hair in a loose ponytail. Lisa is in a soft pink silk dress, modestly cut. Her hair is curled up into a bun on the back of her head. Satnak is sporting a white, low cut dress with her hair in a perm.
 
The three women arrive on the FF carrying a Shopping Bag of Holding. Terra is wearing a black, strapless dress (natural fibers). Her hair in a loose ponytail. Lisa is in a soft pink silk dress, modestly cut. Her hair is curled up into a bun on the back of her head. Satnak is sporting a white, low cut dress with her hair in a perm.
  
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Caralot: That's nothing.  Check out this! (pose)
 
Caralot: That's nothing.  Check out this! (pose)
  
Caralot is wearing a sweater and jeans, plus glasses.
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Caralot is wearing a sweater and jenes, plus glasses.
  
 
Terra: Uh…
 
Terra: Uh…
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Quench comes up and stands near Caralot.  She reaches down to pick him up, and he licks her face.
 
Quench comes up and stands near Caralot.  She reaches down to pick him up, and he licks her face.
  
Everyone: :gah: [SIZE=4]Too cute![/SIZE]
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Everyone: :gah: [SIZE=4]To cute![/SIZE]
  
They all run.  They encounter Kanatash floating out of a wall.  He is wearing leather……… well, not much leather.
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They all run.  They encounter Kantash floating out of a wall.  He is wearing leather………well, not much leather.
  
Kanatash: Where are you, my little aberration-maker?  I thought you wanted to test out how to breed incorporeal males?
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Kantash: Where are you my little abberration-maker?  I thought you wanted to test out how to breed incorporeal males?
  
Jarlot: Must… scrub… mental… image.
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Jarlot: Must…scrub…mental…image.
  
Satnak: It's worse for me.  I have some connection to Kanatash, so I get to experience flashes of what he experiences.
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Satnak: It's worse for me.  I have some connection to Kantash, so I get to experience flashes of what he experiences.
  
 
Satnak - Note to self: purge connection to ghost boy. That last one was just plain wrong.
 
Satnak - Note to self: purge connection to ghost boy. That last one was just plain wrong.
  
 
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Volrath walks out on deck looking disheveled and tired. He looks up at the girls, back from their shopping trip.
 
Volrath walks out on deck looking disheveled and tired. He looks up at the girls, back from their shopping trip.
 
 
Volrath: Meh.  :bored:  
 
Volrath: Meh.  :bored:  
 
 
Terra: Oh come on! Is that all you have to say?
 
Terra: Oh come on! Is that all you have to say?
 
 
Volrath: It's just that black isn't a good color for you, I hate pink, and Satnak is well just a little too ma-
 
Volrath: It's just that black isn't a good color for you, I hate pink, and Satnak is well just a little too ma-
 
 
Satnak lifts Volrath up, by his neck.
 
Satnak lifts Volrath up, by his neck.
 
 
Satnak: You better stop right there. :mad:  
 
Satnak: You better stop right there. :mad:  
 
 
She then drops him into a heap on the deck.
 
She then drops him into a heap on the deck.
 
 
Terra: You were actually evaluating the dresses, not us?
 
Terra: You were actually evaluating the dresses, not us?
 
 
Volrath: I guess. Maybe I'm just deeper than other guys?
 
Volrath: I guess. Maybe I'm just deeper than other guys?
 
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P/Y/R walks by wearing a skin tight elestic suit.
P/Y/R walks by wearing a skintight elastic suit.
 
 
 
 
Volrath :blink:  :drool:  
 
Volrath :blink:  :drool:  
 
 
He then begins to run after her.
 
He then begins to run after her.
 
 
Terra: Right.  :rolleye2:  :rimshot:
 
Terra: Right.  :rolleye2:  :rimshot:
  
 
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Jarlot: We don't have that many girls who like girls onboard...
 
Jarlot: We don't have that many girls who like girls onboard...
  
Ketler: ...yeah we kinda do.
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Ketler: ....yeah we kinda do.
  
Jarlot: Lisa, Terra... Andrea and Marish count only as bi because they're familiar and master...
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Jarlot: Lisa, Terra.....Andrea and Marish count only as bi because they're familiar and master....
  
Ketler: Tifa does err...
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Ketler: Tiffa does err...
  
 
Jarlot: Say what?
 
Jarlot: Say what?
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Ketler: Nothing.
 
Ketler: Nothing.
  
Jarlot: Okay maybe we're A LITTLE above average.   
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Jarlot: Okay maybe we're ALITTLE above average.   
  
 
Ketler: Oh, it's the fifth year anniversary of when we first set sail Captain.
 
Ketler: Oh, it's the fifth year anniversary of when we first set sail Captain.
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Nalfein is walking down a hallway on the FF when the shadow from before slides along the floor and into Nalfeins shadow.
Nalfein is walking down a hallway on the FF when the shadow from before slides along the floor and into Nalfein's shadow.
 
  
 
Nalfein: I need more redshirts to test my new spells on...
 
Nalfein: I need more redshirts to test my new spells on...
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Nalfein: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Nalfein: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
Hearing Nalfein's scream, Volrath runs to see what is going on. When he rounds the corner and sees the shadow over Nalfein he pulls out a dagger and throws it at the shadow, the dagger's blade sinking into its back. The shadow starts twiching horribly.
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Hearing Nalfein's scream, Volrath runs to see what is going on. When he rounds the corner and sees the shadow over Nalfein he pulls out a dagger and throws it at the shadow, the dagger's blade sinking into it's back. The shadow starts twiching horrbily.
  
 
Shadow: [COLOR=Red]YOU DARE TO INTERFERE, HALF-BREED?![/COLOR]
 
Shadow: [COLOR=Red]YOU DARE TO INTERFERE, HALF-BREED?![/COLOR]
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Volrath: Do you know his true name?
 
Volrath: Do you know his true name?
  
Nalfein waves for Volrath to come close and whispers the name into his ear, then he passes out.
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Nalfein waves for Volrath to come close and wispers the name into his ear, then he passes out.
  
 
Volrath: Oh sh*t. We are screwed...
 
Volrath: Oh sh*t. We are screwed...

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