Editing Forgotten Freedom:95

Kanatash: I’ve got to prepare for the little munchkins who should be arriving shortly.  I still need to open a few portals to random planes, stock the bear traps with bears, and release bigfoot, the boogyman, and Mr T into the surrounding woods.  Oh and finds some monsters to put under the kid’s beds.

Kanatash: Well, the manner in which it functions is quite difficult to explain to anyone who has not already lost their mind but the effect it causes is rather easier.

Kanatash: Simply put it creates an effect so impressive that the controlling entity’s mind cannot comprehend it.  The entity’s mind then temporarily shuts down to protect itself from damage.

Kanatash: Oh, that’s simplicity itself.  You see I reversed the polarity on the device so rather than creating an impressive effect it instead created an effect so unimpressive that it ceased to be impressive at all becoming anti-impressive.  Then when this anti-impressive effect met with the impressive effects naturally floating around the ship both effects unmade each other in a blast of anti-reality which I then combined with the reality inherent in my entity which was near by.  The reality and anti-reality combined and I harnessed the resulting surge of impossibility to hurl myself beyond non-existence.  Elementary really.

Kanatash: Hmm, well then.  First I have to ask, I know you have talked with your entity but have you broken through the Fourth wall yet?  It makes this much simpler if you have.

Kanatash: The entities are the only thing around here that actually exists.  Everything else is simply an elaborate fantasy contrived by the entities for their own entertainment.  We are their playthings, a way to act out their, often sick and twisted, fantasies.  We are simply elaborate concepts which have been written about on some forum out in cyberspace.   

Kanatash: Well, the simplest way is to show but I don't feel like going through the trouble of ascending right now so I'll just borrow a bit of my entity's power, with his permission, for the moment.

Kanatash concentrates for a moment before a suddenly a rubber chicken (:chicken:) falls from the sky, neglecting the fact there is a roof over head, striking [[Forgotten_Freedom:Liam|Liam]] in the head.  [[Forgotten_Freedom:Liam|Liam]] bends over to pick up :chicken: and the moment he does he suddenly grows a mustache and begins speaking with a spanish accent.

[[Forgotten_Freedom:Liam|Liam]] then stabs forward with :chicken:, striking a redshirt which has just appeared out of thick air.  The redshirt falls over dead before he, :chicken:, mustache, and accent evaporate in a flurry of multicolored bubbles.

Kanatash: Yes, I said absolutely nothing about the bubbles.  However, another thing I discovered as an entity was that I actually had very little power to shape the real world, far less than I have here to shape this false one, in truth I am almost powerless there.  I suppose this is true for all entities, which would explain the incredible, overcompensating power trips they occasionally go on here.  They way “some” of them act, they must be truly sad and pitiful creatures in reality.

OOCrystalforged: Don’t push your luck kiddo.  I take enough **** from you as is and I cut you a lot of slack.  I have limits however, and you really don’t want to find out what happens when you cross them.

[[Forgotten_Freedom:Liam|Liam]]: Ah, you must be Kanatash’s entity.  As long as you’re here I wished to inquire, are these things Kanatash has told me accurate.  I have trouble believing some of his claims.

OOCrystalfroged: Meh, minus some of the embellishments, yeah.  It’s all basically true but he like’s to exaggerate things to try to impress you.  I swear sometimes it seems he does more overcompensating than he “claims” we entities do.

[[Forgotten_Freedom:Liam|Liam]]: EXCUSE ME.  (both look at him)  If I might I have a few more questions.  For example, does Kanatash actually take physical form in this “real” world?

OOCrystalforged: Well, yes and no.  It’s kinda complicated.  You see sometimes it seems that he is a completely separate being who can act independently of myself, while other times he seems no more than another voice in my head.

Kanatash: To be completely honest, something I’m not very often, neither of us understands the whole process by which I am able to become an entity.  I don’t understand what being an entity means all that well either.  (pointing at OOCrystalforged) HE understands it but he’s being a bastard right now and doesn’t have any intention of actually helping your research.

(pulls a new gun)  The new and improved DM Breaker 2.0.  I’ve added on a storage battery to store my weir/insan energy so now it can be used by someone else. It’s only good for one shot before it needs to be returned to me for a recharge but it’s better than nothing. (hands the gun to [[Forgotten_Freedom:Liam|Liam]])

OOCrystalforged: Before you even think about it, it’s not worth the horrible, horrible retribution I will visit upon you mind, body, and soul.  I do however believe I saw your own entity over there somewhere.  You can do whatever you want however, I’m outta here.  (vanishes)

Kanatash: Yeah, I gotta go too.  I should say though your best bet to use that weapon on is your own entity.  After all he’s probably fonder than any of the other entities so the retributions from him would probably be the least out of anyone.