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* Name- Michael McCellan | * Name- Michael McCellan | ||
* Race- Human, Male | * Race- Human, Male | ||
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| − | Michael is a wandering Blackguard in search of cash and fun. Since he is a greedy murdering psycho, he fits right in. Despite what he is, he tries to hit on the paladin, constantly. | + | Michael is a wandering Blackguard in search of cash and fun. Since he is a greedy murdering psycho, he fits right in. Despite what he is, he tries to hit on the paladin, constantly. âHey baby, wanna feel the power of the dark side? It's in my pants!â and "Once you go black, you never go back!" |
He is often smited... | He is often smited... | ||
| − | He often steals the captain's alcohol, but has successfully blamed it on the warforged. When he is caught, he makes up for it by stealing alcohol for the | + | He often steals the captain's alcohol, but has successfully blamed it on the warforged. When he is caught, he makes up for it by stealing alcohol for the shipâs use. |
Michael is known for skywriting dirty jokes and swear words, mooning werecreatures to try to turn them, burning things, and getting drunk. He tries to convert the warforged and anyone in plate mail into projectile weaponry. | Michael is known for skywriting dirty jokes and swear words, mooning werecreatures to try to turn them, burning things, and getting drunk. He tries to convert the warforged and anyone in plate mail into projectile weaponry. | ||
| − | He occasionally tries to start mutinies to | + | He occasionally tries to start mutinies to âliven things upâ. |
When drunk, he sings. Very badly. Worse then a retarded orc. | When drunk, he sings. Very badly. Worse then a retarded orc. | ||
He has tried to melt defeated warforged down to sell for scrap metal, but to no avail. | He has tried to melt defeated warforged down to sell for scrap metal, but to no avail. | ||
| − | He acts like a free agent to any temples of evil, but claims to be an atheist. | + | He acts like a free agent to any temples of evil, but claims to be an atheist. âI cant afford to show any preference in this line of workâ. |
He also eats garlic pizzas before audiences with Kaius, and wears mirrored armor when in his presence. | He also eats garlic pizzas before audiences with Kaius, and wears mirrored armor when in his presence. | ||
On several occasions Michael has been suspected of cooking things with the Silver Flame, and with urinating in it. | On several occasions Michael has been suspected of cooking things with the Silver Flame, and with urinating in it. | ||
| − | He only hits on the catgirl when drunk. Which is frequent. When sober Michael claims to | + | He only hits on the catgirl when drunk. Which is frequent. When sober Michael claims to âNot chase tail LITERALLY.â |
He always carries a towel and a few flour bags at all times. | He always carries a towel and a few flour bags at all times. | ||
He has been found guilty of numerous warforged related offenses too. | He has been found guilty of numerous warforged related offenses too. | ||
