Forgotten Freedom:Michael

Name- Michael McCellan Race Human Profession- Blackguard Chaotic Evil Crimes- Public drunkenness Public nudity Public urination Soliciting of courtesans Soliciting of female clergy Conspiring to magically age a pontiff Trying to send Helms of Opposite alignment to female paladins. Stealing alcohol Murder Arson Sending mirrors and garlic to certain royalty Tax evasion

Michael is a wandering Blackguard in search of cash and fun. Since he is a greedy murdering psycho, he fits right in. Despite what he is, he tries to hit on the paladin, constantly. “Hey baby, wanna feel the power of the dark side? Its in my pants!” and "Once you go black, you never go back!" He is often smited… He often steals the captains alcohol, but has successfully blamed it on the warforged. When he is caught, he makes up for it by stealing alcohol for the ship’s use. Michael is known for sky writing dirty jokes and swear words, mooning were creature to try to turn them, burning things, and getting drunk. He tries to convert the warforged and any one in plate mail into projectile weaponry. He occasionally tries to start mutinies to “liven things up.” When drunk, he sings. Very badly. Worse then a retarded orc. He has tried to melt defeated warforged down to sell for scrap metal, but to no avail. He acts like a free agent to any temples of evil, but claims to be an atheist. “I cant afford to show any preference in this line of work” He also eats garlic pizzas before audiences with Kaius, and wears mirrored armor when in his presence. On several occasions Michael has been suspected of cooking things with the Silver Flame, and with urinating in it. He only hits on the catgirl when drunk. Which is frequent. When sober Michael claims to “Not chase tail LITERALLY.” He always carries a towel and a few flour bags at all times. He has been found guilty numerous warforged related offenses too.

Some Random Facts

• Raised by the Cult of the Dragon Below in the Sharn Wall. Michael is a Cyrean by birth.
• Michael is actually probably a half-fiend.
• His father is implied to be a Pit Fiend or something equally powerful.
• Michael's devotion to evil is half-hearted at best and his Blackguard status seems more due to his pedigree than genuine commitment to darkness.
• Michael is Brianna's half brother and thus surprisingly devoted to 'Aerith.'
• Michael has numerous brothers (clones) that are all more intelligent, competent, and evil than he is.
• Michael and Dooj are best friends.
• Michael and Dooj originally joined the Forgotten Freedom to rob it.
• Michael's last name is Antipaladinius.
• He genuinely loves Lisa and most of his problematic come ones are the result of having no social interaction of a non-violent or twisted sort in his entire life.
• Michael's sword is called 'Destroyo' and is a +5 Unholy Avenger and actually intelligent. However, it refuses to talk to his wielder until he gets his act straight.
• Michael's mount was a nightmare that died of eating the chilli.
• Michael actually worships the Devourer instead of the Dragon Below and finds the cult seriously disturbing.