Gorfim Pa-la-Deen Head
Gorfim Pa-La-Deen Head first to climb down in pit-trap and loot dying human. Human speak to Gorfim of many things about gods and about right way to live for tribe. Gorfim pray every sleep-time since, and wear metal hat of dead human. It big, and chafe at shoulders. Gorfim live for onner and fight for all kobolds. He never run away, except when foe bigger than kobolds. He never say untruth, except with fingers crossed behind back. He pray for gods' help, and never give up, except for food-time and sleep-time. He mighty.
Brains: 2 Brawn: 2 Wriggliness: 0 Boldness: 3 Charm: 2
- Cooking Stuff (Brains): 0
- Running Away (Wrig.): 1
- Not Running Away (Boldness): 2
- Dodging (Wrig.) 2
- Punching (Brawn): 3
- Speaking Human (Brains): 1
- Lying (Charm): 2
- God Tales (Brains): 1 Gorfim know stories of many gods.
- Scare Off (Charm): 3 Gorfim fright off foes.
- Praying Really Hard (elite) ...to Grafful the Defender, and "Hairyness."
Gear and Loot[edit]
- Helmet (with visor and padding and bonus spiders!)
- Dagger/Lance. (not very good with it.)
- pointy stick (short)
- pair of badly sewn trousers, with a big shiny button.
- various trinkets of religious significance
- a small drawstring pouch (currently filled with crumbs and lint)
Questions[edit]
Where do you live in the Big Dungeony Cave Thing? Gorfim live with shaman, and try to learn every tale of every god. He stand guard at night when shaman have sleep-time.
What is your proudest moment? Gorfim enter pit when other kobolds afraid. He face human who still twitching, and only stuck on three stakes. Gorfim prove he worthy. What is your most precious possession and how did you get it? Gorfim keep metal hat of dead pa-la-deen. Make Gorfim strong, and not look silly like on human. What are you most afraid of? Gorfim is pa-la-deen! He not fear nothing, but admit to concern about rats. Rats like to hide in beds and big boxes, and behind things bigger than rats. And in beds.
Horrible Kobold Misfortune Table roll for Gorfim Pa-La-Deen Head When Gorfim was a little(r) kobold, he was used as rat bait. The rats were not very nice and oftent tried to bite Gorfim. Even now, he has bad nightmares about biting rats. He must ritually check his bedding and area for rats or he will suffer from Night
