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Revision as of 15:16, 17 August 2005

The following are excerpts from television, newspapers, radio and net news world wide regarding the American Gods...

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...eemed at first to unbelievable, the full story of the Survivors of AA Flight 283 is now reality. In this morning's Washington Harold White House sources confirm the existance of "godlike abilities" surpassing human laws and in many cases the very laws of reality.

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...ian Jaffe, unofficial spokesman for the Godlike, through an internet search has shown no one by that name living in the metropolitan Washington Area. Reports are confirmed that a "Brian Jaffe" son of David Jaffe of Hartford, Conneticut. The same David Jaffe who recently had a lawsuit filed then dropped against him for embessling.

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... not only extremely strong having lifted an entire Metro Bus above his head, but also capable of withstanding stress and resistance far beyond human. If there are any other abiliites, they are as yet unknown.

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...rnational reaction has ranged from skepticism on the part of China to allegations from several nations that the United States has withheld a matter of global interest for political and naturalistic reasons.

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...with these later breaking stories:
Concerning two Georgetown students who say they witnessed the metro bus incident and interacted with Jaffe and his "pantheon" prior.
"Yeah, it was like - whoa - our pool balls were rollin and Jaffe's daughter or whatever picked up the table! Then they cheated us outa our rent money and now I'm on the street... damn freakos!

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...iving proof that God has sent living proof of his word and established heavenly guardians for America against the forces of evil!

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...arently Easter Sunday is NOT such a special event any longer, as nearly 300 people prove that Jesus Christ is not the only human that can rise from the dead. Although he beat them out of "the tomb" by well over three years, we're willing to bet he couldn't lift a Greyhound bus!

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...although little has been said on the issue so far, clearly these individuals give America an unfair strategic advantage typical of its covert activities in the past. Now quite literally America is a super power, that are only classified as BMDs (Beings of Mass Destruction).

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ttom line is that in these short days following Jaffie's announcement to the world all we have is the Georgetown Internet footage. The White House has confirmed the story but without producing an inch of proof. Until that happens the world most consider the announcement unfounded.




The AMERICAN GODS