Magnificent B*stardry

Cassius Du'Shadowfast

• Is the son of King Kaius the Vampire Lord and Kazandra the Lich.
• Kept a Succubus lover in Mayalanthas.
• Was depicted as a boozing, unfaithful, and neglectful husband to Alice prior to her first death.
• Gave the Chalice of Bahamut to Pyriel in exchange for Alice's return.
• Sold Trent into slavery for courting his daughter Mina.
• Killed his own daughter Mina after she became a Vampire.
• Renounced the Sovereign Host under torture to embrace the Blood of Vol.
• Created Karrnath's Doctrine of Commando tactics during the Last War.
• Renounced the Blood of Vol because it was politically expedient.
• Murdered Melissa's Great Aunt during the Last War despite them being lovers (to be fair, it was a pitched battle)
• Deserted the Karrnath Army and took over Caer Shadowfast as his own Domain.
• Ruled it with an Iron Fist for 3 1/2 years.
• Made a deal with the Balor Orkus to let them pass and defeat Hastur.
• Created the Watchmen to bring peace to Khorvaire by force.
• Took half of Cyre's treasury for himself and used the other half to bribe Prince Oargev into making him a nobleman.
• Tried and failed to make a deal with Lord Shadowspawn to limit the Emerald Claw's expansion.
• Made an alliance with Alurra the Quori to take over Sarlona.
• Secretly arranged for Trent to be hired to assassinate Merrix II.
• Joined the Aurrum in order to gain financial resources.
• Negotiated Merrix III's truce with Baroness Jorlanna.
• Brought the Lord of Blade's willingness to have a Lightning Rail through the Mournlands with Aaren D'Cannith's journals.
• Made a pact with Pyriel to serve as his host body in a moment of religious fervor.
• Sent Thelia to seduce Merrix III.
• Married Maya Ir'Wynarn despite being in love with Melissa.
• Plotted to transform Pyriel into an Archangel in order to get him out of his body.
• Had the real King Kaius III murdered so that his father's position would become untenable.
• Coordinated with Merrix III to conquer Lhazaar to bring it into Galifar (and end the Khorvaire slave trade)
• Blew up the Golden Dragon City with the Golden Dragon airship's weapons to contain Lindsey's vampire infection.
• Pardoned Drake solely because it would be politically expedient to screw with Merrix III.

Trent

• Was raised by the 12 Deadly Gods since childhood.
• Became a gladiator under the Goblins in Dargunn.
• Murdered Gerald's Uncle and Lady Love during the early part of the Last War.
• Vowed to kill Cassius despite his relative weakness by comparison and his beloved status in Shadowfast.
• Murdered a half dozen members of the Trust in Zilargo for money.
• Slept with feuding Elvish Sisters from the Two Shadow Houses.
• Overall is an incurable lecher.
• Overall is an incurable drunk.
• Overall is an incurable gambler.
• Overall is a violent maniac.
• Assassinated Merrix II for money.
• Won a crooked legal vote for Kiri's family through legal flim flam and bribery.
• Murdered Pai Mai with the aid of Lindsey the Vampire and Sally.
• Lead the Reidrans into the Golden Dragon Monastary to provide them a distraction to get to Zhengyi.

Maya Ir'Wynarn

• Spent her entire childhood stricken with symptoms resembling Autism and Schizophrenia followed by intense abuse that helped drive her mad as Alice in American MaGee's Alice in Wonderland.
• Cured her madness largely with the result of pledging her soul in a contract to the Radiant Idol Pyriel.
• Murdered a Wererat simply because he registered as evil.
• Stalked the various Shifters and Werewolves of Shadowfast because of her need for attention.
• Attempted to murder Thelia's animal Lord.
• Attempted to murder her own Animal Lord.
• Is implied to be unfaithful to Cassius with several female lovers but he doesn't mind.
• Attempts to create a harem for Cassius, again to his lack of minding.
• Gave her spark willingly to Pyriel despite having renounced him, thus allowing him to ascend to Godhood.
• Is voluntarily working to make Cassius Emperor of Galifar, despite the horrors of the Last War.