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+ | * ''Jesus Arthur!! Just how fast are you?!'' -- '''Jack''' | ||
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+ | * ''Give me a few seconds and my image should catch up with me.'' -- '''Arthur''' | ||
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+ | * ''You haven't worked with her for 5 years...'' -- Brian (regarding Vivian's exentricities) <br> ''Well... Technically neither have you.'' -- '''Arthur''' | ||
* ''Survivor heheh... That's Ironic'' -- '''Jack''' (commenting on Reality television) | * ''Survivor heheh... That's Ironic'' -- '''Jack''' (commenting on Reality television) | ||
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* ''No... But we may have to fight each other.'' -- '''Arthur ''' (regarding preperations for powered people) | * ''No... But we may have to fight each other.'' -- '''Arthur ''' (regarding preperations for powered people) | ||
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==2:1 - In God We Trust, Part II== | ==2:1 - In God We Trust, Part II== | ||
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* ''You want to know what we are Dr. Booth? I'll tell you. We're your experiment, that you just lost control of.'' -- '''Arthur''' | * ''You want to know what we are Dr. Booth? I'll tell you. We're your experiment, that you just lost control of.'' -- '''Arthur''' | ||
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==5:1 - The Crash== | ==5:1 - The Crash== | ||
− | * '' | + | * ''the question we have now is what do we want to do...?'' -- '''Brian''' (followed by crickets) |
* ''You know, on any other day this would make me happy.'' -- '''Arthur''' (on seeing Brian run over by a bus) | * ''You know, on any other day this would make me happy.'' -- '''Arthur''' (on seeing Brian run over by a bus) | ||
* ''Of course I have money, I'm a Kennedy. I think it's against the law for us not to.'' -- '''Jack''' | * ''Of course I have money, I'm a Kennedy. I think it's against the law for us not to.'' -- '''Jack''' | ||
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==6:2 - Homecomings, Part I== | ==6:2 - Homecomings, Part I== | ||
* ''You sound like a fax machine.'' -- '''Mandy''' (to Jack at the Survivor Press Conference) | * ''You sound like a fax machine.'' -- '''Mandy''' (to Jack at the Survivor Press Conference) | ||
− | * ''You guys mentioned Coke and Nike? I'd just like to say, if anyone from Coke or Nike is watching right now? I'm looking for ad contracts?'' -- '''Julia Lee''' (at the Survivor Press Conference) <br> | + | * ''You guys mentioned Coke and Nike? I'd just like to say, if anyone from Coke or Nike is watching right now? I'm looking for ad contracts?'' -- '''Julia Lee''' (at the Survivor Press Conference) <br> ''Like I said, we're still very, very human.'' [with a sigh] -- '''Brian''' |
* ''Rein in your dog Jack.'' -- '''Vernon Marks''' (referring to Arthur) | * ''Rein in your dog Jack.'' -- '''Vernon Marks''' (referring to Arthur) | ||
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==7:2 - Homecomings, Part II== | ==7:2 - Homecomings, Part II== | ||
− | *'' Right now im getting a lot of interferance from the planet earth. I need to account for that | + | *'' Right now im getting a lot of interferance from the planet earth. I need to account for that some how.'' -- '''Brian''' |
* ''Why don't we go inside and have a Guiness and you can tell me what the HELL is going on?'' -- '''Harold''' (Arthur's father after witnessing Arthur's power) | * ''Why don't we go inside and have a Guiness and you can tell me what the HELL is going on?'' -- '''Harold''' (Arthur's father after witnessing Arthur's power) | ||
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==8:2 - Absolute Power Corrupts== | ==8:2 - Absolute Power Corrupts== | ||
− | * ''Steven Hawking? | + | * ''Steven Hawking? Yeah. Where's he?'' -- '''Brian''' <br> ''[Jack POINTS toward the Earth.]'' (as Brian and Jack consider how Brian could find a way to return to Earth) |
− | * ''First we're going to keep you alive | + | * ''First we're going to keep you alive Jack.'' -- '''Brian''' <br> ''...Good'' -- '''Jack''' |
* ''I'm going to find Steven Hawking's brain...'' -- '''Brian''' | * ''I'm going to find Steven Hawking's brain...'' -- '''Brian''' | ||
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* ''We're not in Jersey anymore Dad'' -- '''Arthur''' <br> ''God help us.'' -- '''Harold''' | * ''We're not in Jersey anymore Dad'' -- '''Arthur''' <br> ''God help us.'' -- '''Harold''' | ||
− | * ''What's the matter officer... | + | * ''What's the matter officer... Was I speeding'' -- '''Arthur''' |
* ''Alright, I gotta get to Arthur.'' -- '''Jason''' <br> ''Well, you're only a hop, skip and a jump away.'' -- '''Sammy''' <br> ''I think more like just a hop.'' -- '''Jason''' | * ''Alright, I gotta get to Arthur.'' -- '''Jason''' <br> ''Well, you're only a hop, skip and a jump away.'' -- '''Sammy''' <br> ''I think more like just a hop.'' -- '''Jason''' | ||
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* ''You're ears, they're off center'' -- '''Beth''' <br> ''It's okay that'll go away'' -- '''Brian''' <br> ''No... no it won't'' -- '''Beth''' | * ''You're ears, they're off center'' -- '''Beth''' <br> ''It's okay that'll go away'' -- '''Brian''' <br> ''No... no it won't'' -- '''Beth''' | ||
− | * ''Why's she crying? | + | * ''Why's she crying? ... There's no crying in the hunting camp!'' '''-- Harold''' to Beth |
− | * '' | + | * ''80 mph, that's kinda slow'' '''-- Jack ''' <br> ''What? Well, like compared to Arthur, maybe...'' '''-- Brian''' <br> ''No... you were going 32 times the speed of light past the moon...'' '''-- Jack''' <br> '' I'm sorry... can you say that again..?'' '''-- Brian''' (when testing Brian's running speed | 32c = 32 times the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_of_light speed of light] ) |
* ''Stop!... '' <br> ''Jumpin' Jack Flash...'' <br> ''Stop! In the Name of... '' <br> ''Jumpin' Jack Flash..''. <br> ''It's a dead man's party.. '' <br> ''and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to... You would cry too if it happened to you, oo-oooo-oo-oo.'' <br> '''-- Jack''' (trying to stop Mandy while in astral form, "speaking" through the van sterio) | * ''Stop!... '' <br> ''Jumpin' Jack Flash...'' <br> ''Stop! In the Name of... '' <br> ''Jumpin' Jack Flash..''. <br> ''It's a dead man's party.. '' <br> ''and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to... You would cry too if it happened to you, oo-oooo-oo-oo.'' <br> '''-- Jack''' (trying to stop Mandy while in astral form, "speaking" through the van sterio) | ||
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* ''...but I can see invisibles...'' '''-- Dee''' <br> ''Its because your lame mortal eyes can't see us...'' '''-- Sammy ''' (regarding Arthur and Brian in Arthur's "time lapse") | * ''...but I can see invisibles...'' '''-- Dee''' <br> ''Its because your lame mortal eyes can't see us...'' '''-- Sammy ''' (regarding Arthur and Brian in Arthur's "time lapse") | ||
− | * ''If there's anyone who can explain it to her, it's Jack. Out of all of us his brain is most | + | * ''If there's anyone who can explain it to her, it's Jack. Out of all of us his brain is most simular to hers.'' '''-- Brian''' (Talking about Beth and her eventual moral crisis in Seattle.) |
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+ | * ''You're ears... They're crooked.'' -- '''Beth''' <br> ''It's okay, that'll go away.'' -- '''Brian''' <br> ''No... No it won't...'' -- '''Beth''' | ||
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* ''She has the power to go blind...'' -- '''Brian ''' (regarding Vivian's "powers") <br> ''...That's helpful.'' -- '''Jack''' | * ''She has the power to go blind...'' -- '''Brian ''' (regarding Vivian's "powers") <br> ''...That's helpful.'' -- '''Jack''' | ||
− | * ''There's going to be a time and place when we | + | * ''There's going to be a time and place when we shake hands. Watch me... Like a hawk. You might have to take me down hard.'' -- '''Brian''' (regarding Milos) <br> ''You? Or him?'' -- '''Arthur''' <br> ''Both.'' -- '''Brian''' |
* ''I'm pretty sure he's on the defense. Otherwise he can't run for President.'' -- '''Jack ''' (on Milos' involvement with the Reagan trial) | * ''I'm pretty sure he's on the defense. Otherwise he can't run for President.'' -- '''Jack ''' (on Milos' involvement with the Reagan trial) | ||
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==11:3 - America's Most Wanted== | ==11:3 - America's Most Wanted== | ||
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* ''Oh no he's stuck in Fuck time.'' -- '''Jack''' (to brian when Aurther is stuck in temporal phase in the Caf) | * ''Oh no he's stuck in Fuck time.'' -- '''Jack''' (to brian when Aurther is stuck in temporal phase in the Caf) | ||
− | * ''Arthur?!! What did you do?!'' - '''Brian''' | + | *''Arthur?!! What did you do?!''*- '''Brian''' |
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==12:3 - Play the Game== | ==12:3 - Play the Game== | ||
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* ''So... Your ruffian days?'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''Yeah. You familiar with the concept of plausible deniability?'' - '''Arthur''' <br> ''Yes...'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''Then do you really want me to answer that question?'' -- '''Arthur''' <br> ''...No.'' -- '''Brian''' | * ''So... Your ruffian days?'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''Yeah. You familiar with the concept of plausible deniability?'' - '''Arthur''' <br> ''Yes...'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''Then do you really want me to answer that question?'' -- '''Arthur''' <br> ''...No.'' -- '''Brian''' | ||
− | + | *''Arthur?!! What did you do?!''*- '''Brian''' | |
− | * ''Arthur?!! What did you do?!''*- '''Brian''' | ||
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==13:3 - The Courts of Public Opinion I== | ==13:3 - The Courts of Public Opinion I== | ||
* ''What happens when you snarf fire?'' -- '''Sammy''', When Dee botched Mandy's attack roll with her fire breath. | * ''What happens when you snarf fire?'' -- '''Sammy''', When Dee botched Mandy's attack roll with her fire breath. | ||
− | + | *''Arthur?!! What did you do?!''*- '''Brian''' | |
− | * ''Arthur?!! What did you do?!''*- '''Brian''' | ||
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==14:3 - The Courts of Public Opinion II== | ==14:3 - The Courts of Public Opinion II== | ||
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− | + | *''Arthur?!! What did you do?!''*- '''Brian''' | |
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− | * ''Arthur?!! What did you do?!'' - '''Brian''' | ||
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==15:3 - Future Tense== | ==15:3 - Future Tense== | ||
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* ''Don't worry, I have a plan.'' (turns to Jack) ''Get us home!'' -- '''Brian''' <br> ''That's your plan?!?!'' - '''Jack''' | * ''Don't worry, I have a plan.'' (turns to Jack) ''Get us home!'' -- '''Brian''' <br> ''That's your plan?!?!'' - '''Jack''' | ||
* ''You've got to pick up the ax, because the building's still on fire.'' -- '''Mandy''', to a very broken Brian | * ''You've got to pick up the ax, because the building's still on fire.'' -- '''Mandy''', to a very broken Brian | ||
− | * ''Arthur?!! What did you do?!'' - '''Brian''' | + | *''Arthur?!! What did you do?!''*- '''Brian''' |
==16:3 - About the Girl== | ==16:3 - About the Girl== | ||
* ''Arthur, I thought the plan was to get closer to Camelot. I don't know what you're trying to do here, but this... this is 76% deviation...'' -- '''Jack''', who doesn't quite get it <br> ''Jack, I have ''no'' idea what you're talking about.'' -- '''Arthur''', responding by telling it like it is | * ''Arthur, I thought the plan was to get closer to Camelot. I don't know what you're trying to do here, but this... this is 76% deviation...'' -- '''Jack''', who doesn't quite get it <br> ''Jack, I have ''no'' idea what you're talking about.'' -- '''Arthur''', responding by telling it like it is | ||
− | * ''Arthur?!! What did you do?!'' - '''Brian''' (starting to notice a theme here?) | + | *''Arthur?!! What did you do?!''*- '''Brian''' (starting to notice a theme here?) |
==17:3 - Fathers Know Best== | ==17:3 - Fathers Know Best== | ||
− | * ''I find it interesting that you're dating Haroun Ahmed Khidir.'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''He's nice.'' - '''Joelle''' <br> ''I know. That's what the Belgian Ambassador's secretary said, what Mitchell Brown's assistant said and what Secretary Hutchinson's chief of staff said. He's nice. He's also dating you because of politics.'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''He likes me.'' - '''Joelle''' <br> ''I'm sure he likes you. You're very likeable. You're also the Director of Humanitarian Issues and Human Rights for the largest policy think tank in the country, while he's the ambassador from the Sudan, which has been spending the better part of a decade trying to convince the world that it's not committing genocide on it's own citizens. It doesn't hurt their case at all if he's seen out with you.'' - | + | * ''I find it interesting that you're dating Haroun Ahmed Khidir.'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''He's nice.'' - '''Joelle''' <br> ''I know. That's what the Belgian Ambassador's secretary said, what Mitchell Brown's assistant said and what Secretary Hutchinson's chief of staff said. He's nice. He's also dating you because of politics.'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''He likes me.'' - '''Joelle''' <br> ''I'm sure he likes you. You're very likeable. You're also the Director of Humanitarian Issues and Human Rights for the largest policy think tank in the country, while he's the ambassador from the Sudan, which has been spending the better part of a decade trying to convince the world that it's not committing genocide on it's own citizens. It doesn't hurt their case at all if he's seen out with you.'' - ''Brian''', making a good case, but pretty much losing anyway. |
− | * ''You're so jealous.'' - '''Matt''', to Brian, | + | * ''You're so jealous.'' - '''Joelle and Matt''', to Brian, at different times. |
* ''I'm not jealous!'' - '''Brian''', lying in his own defense. | * ''I'm not jealous!'' - '''Brian''', lying in his own defense. | ||
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* ''I need to shut the water off for apartment 216.'' - '''Jack''' <br> ''Why?'' - '''Mandy''' <br> ''They're NTAC.'' - '''Jack''' <br> ''But they payed their bill on time.'' - '''Mandy''' | * ''I need to shut the water off for apartment 216.'' - '''Jack''' <br> ''Why?'' - '''Mandy''' <br> ''They're NTAC.'' - '''Jack''' <br> ''But they payed their bill on time.'' - '''Mandy''' | ||
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[[The AMERICAN GODS]] | [[The AMERICAN GODS]] |