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'''From Unknown Game Sessions'''
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'''Paraphrased from Game Sessions'''
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* ''Jesus Arthur!! Just how fast are you?!''  -- '''Jack'''
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* ''Give me a few seconds and my image should catch up with me.''  -- '''Arthur'''
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* ''You haven't worked with her for 5 years...'' -- Brian (regarding Vivian's exentricities) <br> ''Well... Technically neither have you.''  -- '''Arthur'''
  
 
* ''Survivor heheh...  That's Ironic''  -- '''Jack''' (commenting on Reality television)
 
* ''Survivor heheh...  That's Ironic''  -- '''Jack''' (commenting on Reality television)
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==4:1 - Meet the Press==
 
==4:1 - Meet the Press==
* ''You haven't worked with her for 5 years...'' -- '''Brian''' (regarding Vivian's exentricities) <br> ''Well... Technically neither have you.''  -- '''Arthur'''
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* ''Jesus Arthur!! Just how fast are you?!''  -- '''Jack''' <br> ''Give me a few seconds and my image should catch up with me.''  -- '''Arthur'''
 
  
  
 
==5:1 - The Crash==
 
==5:1 - The Crash==
* ''The question we have now is what do we want to do...?'' -- '''Brian''' (followed by crickets)
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* ''the question we have now is what do we want to do...?'' -- '''Brian''' (followed by crickets)
  
 
* ''You know, on any other day this would make me happy.''  -- '''Arthur''' (on seeing Brian run over by a bus)
 
* ''You know, on any other day this would make me happy.''  -- '''Arthur''' (on seeing Brian run over by a bus)
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* ''You sound like a fax machine.''  -- '''Mandy''' (to Jack at the Survivor Press Conference)
 
* ''You sound like a fax machine.''  -- '''Mandy''' (to Jack at the Survivor Press Conference)
  
* ''You guys mentioned Coke and Nike?  I'd just like to say, if anyone from Coke or Nike is watching right now?  I'm looking for ad contracts?''  -- '''Julia Lee'''  (at the Survivor Press Conference) <br> [with a sigh] ''Like I said, we're still very, very human.''  -- '''Brian'''  
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* ''You guys mentioned Coke and Nike?  I'd just like to say, if anyone from Coke or Nike is watching right now?  I'm looking for ad contracts?''  -- '''Julia Lee'''  (at the Survivor Press Conference) <br> ''Like I said, we're still very, very human.'' [with a sigh] -- '''Brian'''  
  
 
*  ''Rein in your dog Jack.''  -- '''Vernon Marks''' (referring to Arthur)
 
*  ''Rein in your dog Jack.''  -- '''Vernon Marks''' (referring to Arthur)
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==7:2 - Homecomings, Part II==
 
==7:2 - Homecomings, Part II==
*'' Right now im getting a lot of interferance from the planet earth. I need to account for that somehow.'' -- '''Brian'''
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*'' Right now im getting a lot of interferance from the planet earth. I need to account for that some how.'' -- '''Brian'''
  
 
* ''Why don't we go inside and have a Guiness and you can tell me what the HELL is going on?''  -- '''Harold'''  (Arthur's father after witnessing Arthur's power)
 
* ''Why don't we go inside and have a Guiness and you can tell me what the HELL is going on?''  -- '''Harold'''  (Arthur's father after witnessing Arthur's power)
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==8:2 - Absolute Power Corrupts==
 
==8:2 - Absolute Power Corrupts==
* ''Steven Hawking? Yeah.  Where's he?'' -- '''Brian''' <br> ''[Jack POINTS toward the Earth.]''  (as Brian and Jack consider how Brian could find a way to return to Earth)
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* ''Steven Hawking? Yeah.  Where's he?'' -- '''Brian''' <br> ''[Jack POINTS toward the Earth.]''  (as Brian and Jack consider how Brian could find a way to return to Earth)
  
* ''First we're going to keep you alive, Jack.'' -- '''Brian''' <br> ''...Good'' -- '''Jack'''
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* ''First we're going to keep you alive Jack.'' -- '''Brian''' <br> ''...Good'' -- '''Jack'''
  
 
* ''I'm going to find Steven Hawking's brain...'' -- '''Brian'''
 
* ''I'm going to find Steven Hawking's brain...'' -- '''Brian'''
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* ''We're not in Jersey anymore Dad'' -- '''Arthur''' <br> ''God help us.'' -- '''Harold'''
 
* ''We're not in Jersey anymore Dad'' -- '''Arthur''' <br> ''God help us.'' -- '''Harold'''
  
* ''What's the matter officer... Was I speeding?'' -- '''Arthur'''
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* ''What's the matter officer... Was I speeding'' -- '''Arthur'''
  
 
* ''Alright, I gotta get to Arthur.'' -- '''Jason''' <br> ''Well, you're only a hop, skip and a jump away.'' -- '''Sammy''' <br> ''I think more like just a hop.'' -- '''Jason'''
 
* ''Alright, I gotta get to Arthur.'' -- '''Jason''' <br> ''Well, you're only a hop, skip and a jump away.'' -- '''Sammy''' <br> ''I think more like just a hop.'' -- '''Jason'''
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* ''You're ears, they're off center'' -- '''Beth'''  <br> ''It's okay that'll go away'' -- '''Brian''' <br> ''No... no it won't'' -- '''Beth'''
 
* ''You're ears, they're off center'' -- '''Beth'''  <br> ''It's okay that'll go away'' -- '''Brian''' <br> ''No... no it won't'' -- '''Beth'''
  
* ''Why's she crying? There's no crying in the hunting camp!''  '''-- Harold''', regarding Beth
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* ''Why's she crying? ... There's no crying in the hunting camp!''  '''-- Harold''' to Beth
  
* ''167 mph?  That's kinda slow...''  '''-- Jack ''' <br>  ''What? Well, like compared to Arthur, maybe...'' '''-- Brian'''  <br>  ''No... you were going 32 times the speed of light  past the moon...'' '''-- Jack'''    <br> '' I'm sorry... can you say that again..?'' '''-- Brian'''  (when testing Brian's running speed | 32c = 32 times the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_of_light speed of light] )  
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* ''80 mph, that's kinda slow''  '''-- Jack ''' <br>  ''What? Well, like compared to Arthur, maybe...'' '''-- Brian'''  <br>  ''No... you were going 32 times the speed of light  past the moon...'' '''-- Jack'''    <br> '' I'm sorry... can you say that again..?'' '''-- Brian'''  (when testing Brian's running speed | 32c = 32 times the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_of_light speed of light] )  
  
 
* ''Stop!... '' <br> ''Jumpin' Jack Flash...''  <br> ''Stop! In the Name of...  '' <br> ''Jumpin' Jack Flash..''.  <br> ''It's a dead man's party.. '' <br> ''and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to...  You would cry too if it happened to you, oo-oooo-oo-oo.''  <br> '''-- Jack'''  (trying to stop Mandy while in astral form, "speaking" through the van sterio)
 
* ''Stop!... '' <br> ''Jumpin' Jack Flash...''  <br> ''Stop! In the Name of...  '' <br> ''Jumpin' Jack Flash..''.  <br> ''It's a dead man's party.. '' <br> ''and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to...  You would cry too if it happened to you, oo-oooo-oo-oo.''  <br> '''-- Jack'''  (trying to stop Mandy while in astral form, "speaking" through the van sterio)
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* ''...but I can see invisibles...'' '''-- Dee''' <br>  ''Its because your lame mortal eyes can't see us...'' '''-- Sammy ''' (regarding Arthur and Brian in Arthur's "time lapse")
 
* ''...but I can see invisibles...'' '''-- Dee''' <br>  ''Its because your lame mortal eyes can't see us...'' '''-- Sammy ''' (regarding Arthur and Brian in Arthur's "time lapse")
  
* ''If there's anyone who can explain it to her, it's Jack. Out of all of us his brain is most similar to hers.''  '''-- Brian''' (Talking about Beth and her eventual moral crisis in Seattle.)
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* ''If there's anyone who can explain it to her, it's Jack. Out of all of us his brain is most simular to hers.''  '''-- Brian''' (Talking about Beth and her eventual moral crisis in Seattle.)
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* ''You're ears... They're crooked.''  -- '''Beth''' <br> ''It's okay, that'll go away.''  -- '''Brian''' <br> ''No... No it won't...''  -- '''Beth'''
  
  
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* ''She has the power to go blind...'' -- '''Brian ''' (regarding Vivian's "powers") <br> ''...That's helpful.'' -- '''Jack'''
 
* ''She has the power to go blind...'' -- '''Brian ''' (regarding Vivian's "powers") <br> ''...That's helpful.'' -- '''Jack'''
  
* ''There's going to be a time and place when we have to shake hands.  It'll be public and rude not to. When that happens, watch me like a hawk.  You might have to take me down hard.'' -- '''Brian''' (regarding Milos) <br> ''You?  Or him?'' -- '''Arthur''' <br> ''Both.''  -- '''Brian'''
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* ''There's going to be a time and place when we shake hands.  Watch me... Like a hawk.  You might have to take me down hard.'' -- '''Brian''' (regarding Milos) <br> ''You?  Or him?'' -- '''Arthur''' <br> ''Both.''  -- '''Brian'''
  
 
* ''I'm pretty sure he's on the defense.  Otherwise he can't run for President.''  -- '''Jack ''' (on Milos' involvement with the Reagan trial)
 
* ''I'm pretty sure he's on the defense.  Otherwise he can't run for President.''  -- '''Jack ''' (on Milos' involvement with the Reagan trial)

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