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==20:3 - ???==
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==21:4 - Come to Roost==
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==21:4 - Breathe==
  
  
==22:4 - Breathe==
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==22:4 - Breathe, pt.2==
 
 
 
 
==23:4 - Breathe, pt.2==
 
 
* ''Marcy...  You're fired.'' - '''Brian, off to a great start for the day'''
 
* ''Marcy...  You're fired.'' - '''Brian, off to a great start for the day'''
  
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==24:4 - Chaos Theory==
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==23:4 - ???==
 
* ''So...  You've got me.  Who's got you?'' - '''Mandy, being referential when Brian takes her into space.'''
 
* ''So...  You've got me.  Who's got you?'' - '''Mandy, being referential when Brian takes her into space.'''
  
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* ''There's other Godlike here?'' - '''Monica Amen-Asia, via telepathy''' <br> ''We prefer the term Survivors.'' - '''Mandy, Jack and Arthur, speaking inside their heads'''
 
* ''There's other Godlike here?'' - '''Monica Amen-Asia, via telepathy''' <br> ''We prefer the term Survivors.'' - '''Mandy, Jack and Arthur, speaking inside their heads'''
 
 
==25:4 - Cities Fall==
 
* ''Did you hear that?'' - '''Arthur''' <br> ''Yes...'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''Did you '''do''' that?'' - '''Arthur''' <br> ''No.'' - '''Brian'''
 
 
* ''Who was that in our head?'' - '''Arthur''' <br> ''I don't know, but...'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''She sounded hot.'' - '''Arthur and Brian'''
 
 
* ''Does anyone else think it's unfair that all of the earth's attacks have Area?'' - '''Sammy, commenting OOC'''
 
 
* ''You need any help old man?  I think I can take this.'' - '''Vibe''' <br> ''I've got it.  Go be useless... err... useful somewhere else.'' - '''Arthur'''
 
 
* ''Brian says to the earth: you gellin'?'' - '''Sammy, commenting OOC'''
 
 
* ''How many lives can '''you''' save in six seconds?'' - '''Kev''' <br> ''43'' - '''Dee, both commenting OOC'''
 
 
* ''Roger on your turning tail and running when there's work to be done.'' - '''Jack, to a retreating blackhawk helicopter carrying Milos, Gerald and the No Man's Land CO.'''
 
 
* ''Praise Allah!!'' -'''Pakistani Fireman, upon seeing the debris and vechile hanging motionless just over his head.'''
 
* ''Run now, pray later!''  and as an afterthought, ''And not to me!!'' '''Arthur'''
 
 
==26:5 - Lines in the Sand==
 
* ''This'll only take a second.'' - '''Arthur'''
 
 
* ''We'll set fire to something and call you.'' - '''Jack''', to Mandy
 
 
* ''Have fun on your date.'' - '''Monica''' <br> ''It's not a date.  I wish it was, but it's more like... doing laundry.'' - '''Jack'''
 
 
* ''I'm sorry; exploding isn't something I'm really comfortable with.'' - '''Arthur'''
 
 
* ''Was I relaxing my molecules violently!?!'' - '''Sammy''', wondering how Arthur used his explosion power in a previous issue
 
 
* ''Alright.  Look for something top secret.'' - '''Jack''', to Arthur, on breaking into No Man's Land
 
 
* ''Jack, we might have an additional problem.'' - '''Arthur''' <br> ''Oh, good.  We need an ''additional'' problem.'' - '''Jack'''
 
 
 
==27:5 - Down the Rabbit Hole==
 
* ''May I call you Milos?'' - '''Barbara Walters''' <br> ''Certainly.  All of my friends do.  Right, Brian?'' - '''Milos''' <br> ''Certainly, Mr. Wiazowski.'' - '''Brian'''
 
 
* ''I think that those with powers that are potentially destructive should have to register with the government, as living weapons of mass destruction, so that the public is aware of what they can do.'' - '''Milos''' <br> ''I agree that it's important people know what we can do.  That's why I've always been very open about my powers.  But you haven't told us yet, Mr. Wizaowski: what powers do you have?'' - '''Brian'''
 
 
* ''We can carry people out in this crate.'' - '''Arthur''' <br> ''Is it air-tight?'' - '''Jack''' <br> ''Yes.'' - '''Arthur''' <br> ''Then that's a bad idea.'' - '''Jack'''
 
 
* ''Make an Intelligence check.'' - '''Kev''' <br> ''Monkeys like bananas.  How dumb do you have to be to not know that monkeys like bananas?'' - '''Jason'''
 
 
* ''So, Brian, how did it feel to embarass our kind?'' - '''Milos''' <br> ''I'd like to think of it as just embarassing you.'' - '''Brian'''
 
 
* ''Grab that file folder.'' - '''Jack''', in his Astral Form <br> ''What file folder?'' - '''Arthur''' <br> ''The one on that desk that I'm... oh.  Pointing to.'' - '''Jack'''
 
 
 
==28:5 - On Military Time==
 
* ''I'm calling backup now.'' - '''Arthur''', who then lights a flare<br> ''That doesn't count as backup'' - '''Arthur 2.0''' <br> Mandy appears in a burst of fire streaming from the flare <br> ''Back up!'' - '''Arthur'''
 
 
* ''This is awesome!  I get to play Arthur! *rolls a die* Villain point!'' - '''Kev'''
 
 
 
==29:5 - Unclean Getaways==
 
* ''I wasn't alone.  I had myself for company.  I found out I'm very poor company.'' - '''Sammy''', talking about Arthur's experiences last session
 
 
* ''I like it when you do this part.'' - '''Zaida''' <br> ''Me too.'' - '''Brian''', about to launch everyone off of the moon and back down to earth
 
 
* ''Who's the gimp?'' - '''Arthur 2.0''', on seeing Jack, temporarily confined to a wheelchair <br> ''Why Arthur, you're looking particularly retarted today.'' - '''Jack'''
 
 
* ''Listen, you know what might happen this afternoon.  You know who I expect to show up and what I expect them to try.  Why don't you take off, too?'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''I'll go and get us some lunch.'' - '''Vivian''' <br> ''... Lunch sounds good.'' - '''Brian'''
 
 
 
==30:5 - Dead Reckoning==
 
* ''They can't get us for killing the President.  We have an alibi.  We were committing high treason at the time.'' - Mandy
 
 
* ''El Cuchillo does not see anyone, unless he wants to see them.  You probably wouldn't understand the way he thinks.'' - '''El Cuchillo's secretary''' <br> ''That's probably a given - '''Arthur'''
 
 
* ''Yeah, son!  That's what you should call yourself - the American Patriot!'' - '''Harold''', to Arthur 2.0
 
 
* ''Arthur, rhat's that giant thing attached to the side of your head?'' <br> ''Oh, this?  It's just part of my glasses.'' - '''Sammy and Jason''', being silly
 
 
 
==31:6 - Goodbye Cruel World==
 
* ''Did you get the meat tray?'' - '''Senator McCain''' <br> ''Meats of the world, yes.  My favorite was Finland.'' - '''Brian'''
 
 
* ''It's angry masturbation'' - '''Cat''', explaining what Brian's family must think he's up to in the bathroom
 
 
* ''He's kind of gotten used to not dying'' - '''Sammy''', talking about Arthur
 
 
* ''I know this isn't real, because in four years, I wouldn't be Chief of Staff to McCain.  I'd be in the damn Congress!'' - '''Brian'''
 
 
* ''Oh, thank God.'' - '''Arthur''', realizing he hears Jack <br> ''Never thought I'd say that.'' - '''Arthur''', following up on his comment
 
 
* ''I'm in therapy now.'' - '''Mandy''' <br> ''Yeah?  How's that working out for you?'' - '''Brian''', who knows Mandy's not crazy
 
 
* ''I'm going to Seattle to kick someone's ass, because I'm being screwed with and I'm not happy'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''That's the thing.  I couldn't be happier.'' - '''Mandy'''
 
 
* ''Are you Arthur or am I getting mugged?  Because if I'm getting mugged, just take it.'' - '''Jack''', a wee bit drunk
 
 
* ''I may be drunk right now, but... Arthur?  Are you looking at me?  Arthur?  Are you looking at me?  Arthur?  What did you do?'' - '''Jack''', drunk but honest
 
 
* ''Dude, I totally boned Bunny last night'' - '''Blue Balls''' <br> ''What!?!'' - '''Jack''' <br> ''Yeah.  Dood, don't tell her.'' - '''Blue Balls'''
 
 
* ''I can't be homosexual...  I'm a Kennedy.'' - '''Jack''', who has a point
 
 
* ''Something fucked up is going on, that's for sure.  I'm in a frat.'' - '''Jack'''
 
 
* ''Let me give you some perspective.  I'm standing in the south tower.  I'm standing on floor 162.  I'm standing in the room my brother died in.  And right now, he's having lunch with my other brother and my dad.'' - '''Mandy''', explaining why she's happy
 
 
 
==32:6 - Remember When==
 
* ''Well that's a novelty; the plane landed.'' - '''Arthur''', on touching down in Portland
 
 
* ''Hey Mandy, what size are you?'' - '''Jack''' <br> ''Uh...'' - '''Mandy''' <br> ''Shoes!'' - '''Jack''', on the phone while at Urban Outfitters
 
 
* ''Beep beep'' - '''Brian's lexus''', as Brian pushes the remote lock before descending into the woods near rural Mill Creek
 
 
* ''Well.  It seems Marks was feeling a little'' insecure ''in the old world.'' - '''Sammy''', observing Marks leaning his elbow on the (normal-sized) Brian's shoulder.
 
 
* ''I didn't roll bad.  I don't roll bad.  I'm a Kennedy.'' - '''Cat''', letting his character get into his head
 
 
* ''We'll just have Jack pull out his laptop and...'' - '''Arthur''' <br> ''Why the hell would I have a laptop?'' - '''Jack''', powerless and in the past
 
 
 
==33:6 - Altered States==
 
* ''I believe we are located in an abandoned subway station in Hong Kong.'' - '''Jack''' <br> ''Why isn't my arm here with us?'' - '''Arthur''', staying remarkably calm, considering
 
 
* ''She had something wrong with her... up here.'' - '''Beth''', pointing to her head and referring to Mandy
 
 
* ''...Or do you want me to call you "Mr. Vice President?"'' - '''Kimberly''' <br> ''What I'' want ''is for you to put me down, tell me how to get out of here and how to get back to a normal year.  You can call me Ronald McDonald while you do it if it makes you happy.'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''And I'm the fuckin' hamburgler, bitch!'' - '''Marks''', the man with the gun
 
 
* ''ROBBLE, ROBBLE, ROBBLE!!!'' '''Sam''', breaking everybody out of character
 
 
* ''Jack, when you're 50 you'll probably look like your father.  Ooooh.  Sorry.'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''Thanks, now I'm going to have to live with that image.'' - '''Jack'''
 
 
* ''I'm not the pope...  Yet.'' - '''Brian''', well Jason, really
 
 
==34:6 - A Nice Place to Visit==
 
* ''Alright, I'll take the 60 on the left.'' - '''Arthur''', being modest
 
 
* ''Shit!'' - '''Kimberly''' <br> ''Welcome to my world.  Didn't you see the signs?'' - '''Jack'''
 
 
* ''It's not like "boom, he's naked.  'Cause that's queer."'' - '''Kev'''
 
 
* ''What can I make of you?'' - '''Mongrel''' <br> ''Salsa.'' - '''Arthur''', just before he explodes
 
 
 
==35:6 - God Smack==
 
* ''Mister Redford, find Arthur!'' - '''Julie''' <br> ''You won't find him right now; he's exploded.'' - '''Jack''', failing to be comforting
 
 
* ''Astral blood is just as necessary as real blood.'' - '''Jack''' <br> ''You don't know what you're talking about, do you?'' - '''Marks'''
 
 
* ''This is Horizon Squadron.  We have the vice president on our left.  He looks good.'' - '''Goat Boy''', in a strange double-entendre, since Brian was naked
 
 
* ''Jack put on a glove.  He's gonna go proctologist on my ass!  No pun intended.'' - '''Jason''', ooc
 
 
* ''Sorry, this is what I'm paid for'' - '''Ockham''', about to throw down with Jack and Arthur <br> ''Hopewell pays better, and you get to keep your dignity.'' - '''Jack''', ever the salesman
 
 
* ''I didn't do anything wrong!'' - '''Retch''' <br> ''You're after my daughter.'' - '''Arthur''', explaining the problem
 
 
* ''Telepathy isn't one of your powers, Brian.  You can't read his mind.'' - '''Monica''' <br> ''Watch me.'' - '''Brian''', mad as hell and pushing past his limits
 
 
* ''Monica, look at what I can do.  Nothing can stop me when I'm right.  Nothing.  And you ''know'' I'm right about this.'' - '''Brian''', making his case
 
 
  
 
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