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* ''I know this isn't real, because in four years, I wouldn't be Chief of Staff to McCain.  I'd be in the damn Congress!'' - '''Brian'''
 
* ''I know this isn't real, because in four years, I wouldn't be Chief of Staff to McCain.  I'd be in the damn Congress!'' - '''Brian'''
  
* ''Oh, thank God.'' - '''Arthur''', realizing he hears Jack <br> ''Never thought I'd say that.'' - '''Arthur''', following up on his comment
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* ''Oh, thank God.'' - '''Arthur''', realizing he heads Jack <br> ''Never thought I'd say that.'' - '''Arthur''', following up his comment
  
 
* ''I'm in therapy now.'' - '''Mandy''' <br> ''Yeah?  How's that working out for you?'' - '''Brian''', who knows Mandy's not crazy
 
* ''I'm in therapy now.'' - '''Mandy''' <br> ''Yeah?  How's that working out for you?'' - '''Brian''', who knows Mandy's not crazy
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* ''Let me give you some perspective.  I'm standing in the south tower.  I'm standing on floor 162.  I'm standing in the room my brother died in.  And right now, he's having lunch with my other brother and my dad.'' - '''Mandy''', explaining why she's happy
 
* ''Let me give you some perspective.  I'm standing in the south tower.  I'm standing on floor 162.  I'm standing in the room my brother died in.  And right now, he's having lunch with my other brother and my dad.'' - '''Mandy''', explaining why she's happy
 
 
==32:6 - Remember When==
 
* ''Well that's a novelty; the plane landed.'' - '''Arthur''', on touching down in Portland
 
 
* ''Hey Mandy, what size are you?'' - '''Jack''' <br> ''Uh...'' - '''Mandy''' <br> ''Shoes!'' - '''Jack''', on the phone while at Urban Outfitters
 
 
* ''Beep beep'' - '''Brian's lexus''', as Brian pushes the remote lock before descending into the woods near rural Mill Creek
 
 
* ''Well.  It seems Marks was feeling a little'' insecure ''in the old world.'' - '''Sammy''', observing Marks leaning his elbow on the (normal-sized) Brian's shoulder.
 
 
* ''I didn't roll bad.  I don't roll bad.  I'm a Kennedy.'' - '''Cat''', letting his character get into his head
 
 
* ''We'll just have Jack pull out his laptop and...'' - '''Arthur''' <br> ''Why the hell would I have a laptop?'' - '''Jack''', powerless and in the past
 
 
 
==33:6 - Altered States==
 
* ''I believe we are located in an abandoned subway station in Hong Kong.'' - '''Jack''' <br> ''Why isn't my arm here with us?'' - '''Arthur''', staying remarkably calm, considering
 
 
* ''She had something wrong with her... up here.'' - '''Beth''', pointing to her head and referring to Mandy
 
 
* ''...Or do you want me to call you "Mr. Vice President?"'' - '''Kimberly''' <br> ''What I'' want ''is for you to put me down, tell me how to get out of here and how to get back to a normal year.  You can call me Ronald McDonald while you do it if it makes you happy.'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''And I'm the fuckin' hamburgler, bitch!'' - '''Marks''', the man with the gun
 
 
* ''ROBBLE, ROBBLE, ROBBLE!!!'' '''Sam''', breaking everybody out of character
 
 
* ''Jack, when you're 50 you'll probably look like your father.  Ooooh.  Sorry.'' - '''Brian''' <br> ''Thanks, now I'm going to have to live with that image.'' - '''Jack'''
 
 
* ''I'm not the pope...  Yet.'' - '''Brian''', well Jason, really
 
 
==34:6 - A Nice Place to Visit==
 
* ''Alright, I'll take the 60 on the left.'' - '''Arthur''', being modest
 
 
* ''Shit!'' - '''Kimberly''' <br> ''Welcome to my world.  Didn't you see the signs?'' - '''Jack'''
 
 
* ''It's not like "boom, he's naked.  'Cause that's queer."'' - '''Kev'''
 
 
* ''What can I make of you?'' - '''Mongrel''' <br> ''Salsa.'' - '''Arthur''', just before he explodes
 
 
 
==35:6 - God Smack==
 
* ''Mister Redford, find Arthur!'' - '''Julie''' <br> ''You won't find him right now; he's exploded.'' - '''Jack''', failing to be comforting
 
 
* ''Astral blood is just as necessary as real blood.'' - '''Jack''' <br> ''You don't know what you're talking about, do you?'' - '''Marks'''
 
 
* ''This is Horizon Squadron.  We have the vice president on our left.  He looks good.'' - '''Goat Boy''', in a strange double-entendre, since Brian was naked
 
 
* ''Jack put on a glove.  He's gonna go proctologist on my ass!  No pun intended.'' - '''Jason''', ooc
 
 
* ''Sorry, this is what I'm paid for'' - '''Ockham''', about to throw down with Jack and Arthur <br> ''Hopewell pays better, and you get to keep your dignity.'' - '''Jack''', ever the salesman
 
 
* ''I didn't do anything wrong!'' - '''Retch''' <br> ''You're after my daughter.'' - '''Arthur''', explaining the problem
 
 
* ''Telepathy isn't one of your powers, Brian.  You can't read his mind.'' - '''Monica''' <br> ''Watch me.'' - '''Brian''', mad as hell and pushing past his limits
 
 
* ''Monica, look at what I can do.  Nothing can stop me when I'm right.  Nothing.  And you ''know'' I'm right about this.'' - '''Brian''', making his case
 
  
  
 
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