Editing SGA 2007 Archive

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The following [[Seattle Gamers Assemble!|SGA]] games took place or are planned in 2007:

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=Calico Jack and the crew of the ''Rapacious''=
; Game System
: [http://www.peginc.com/Games/Savage%20Worlds/50%20Fathoms.htm Savage Worlds]
; Pitch
: Join Captain Calico Jack, the infamous pirate of the early 18th century on a mission of danger, murder, excitement, and BOOTY! 

: Play Calico Jack, his girlfriend and fierce pirate Anne Bonny, their companion Mary Read, or any other able-bodied free-booting member of Jack's crew on his dread pirate ship ''Rapacious''.
; Game Master
: Mark Walters
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; Characters
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; Date
: TBD
; Technical Notes
: '''Game World:'''
: Savage Worlds with appropriate skills and weapons for early 1700s pirates.  Characters pregenned.

: This would be a highly fictionalized (and therefore fun) version of John Rackham aka Calico Jack and his crew.  So fictionalized, in fact, that only some of the crew names and Calico Jack's crossed swords Jolly Roger flag are retained.  The rest will be wonderful Hollywood movie pirate bunk, in the vein of Pirates of the Caribbean with a little Errol Flynn tossed in for good measure.

: '''Magic:'''
: The characters will certainly be larger than life, but not magical.   However, who knows what you'll find?  Maybe a voodoo princess, cursed Mayan gold, mermaids... or something completely different.  
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=Space Race 1907=
; Game System
: Either [http://www.smithandrobards.com/index.php?cPath=2 Savage Worlds] or [http://bbs.dragonslanding.com/viewforum.php?f=16 The Project Chupa CORE System]
; Pitch
: The major powers of the world are engaged in a race to claim the Moon and its rich mineral resources.  Recent experiments by high altitude balloon, long range giant artillery shells, dirigibles, magnetic rays, and other means have shown that spaceflight can be viable and practical.  Observations of the moon by high altitude and ground based telescopes show the possibility of vast mineral wealth waiting to be exploited by industrious nations.  The first to arrive on the scene will reap huge rewards.

: President Roosevelt has announced his Lunar Initiative, granting vast mining rights to whomever conquers the moon first.  In response, Nikola Tesla, backed financially by Westinghouse, the Astors, and the Rockefellers has created The American Lunar Expedition Company, and aims to send the very first humans to the Moon from his laboratory and launch facility near Colorado Springs.

: The competition is hot on his heels, however.  Tsar Nicholas II of the Russian Empire, eager to stir up Russian patriotic nationalism to distract his citizens from their recent troubles, has put into play his country's considerable wealth and is offering vast riches for success.  So, too has Franz-Joseph I of Austria-Hungary, President Armand Fallières of France, Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, and King Edward VII of Great Britain.

: Can you, as one of the first selected "astro-nauts" survive international intrigue, untested experimental launch vehicles, and the dangers of space to make it to the moon and claim glory for self, company and country?  And make it all the way back home to tell the tale? 

: If you succeed, you'll be wealthy, famous, and receive a medal from Teddy Roosevelt himself!

: ''"If there is wealth to and resources to be had up there in outer-space, then by Jingo, it will be brought back to Terra Firma by American hands.  I have every confidence that our American astro-nauts piloting Mister Tesla's space machine will make it to the Moon first.   We will be first because we must be first.  Our pride, our national character, and our future prosperity is at stake.  This Lunar Initiative, recently passed by Congress and signed into law by me, will assure our place in the constellation of civilized nations as a bright star of industrial vigor and democratic virtue."''

: -President Theodore Roosevelt, June, 1905 (Reprinted with permission from The New York Morning Journal, A William Randolph Hearst Company)
; Game Master
: Mark Walters
; Players
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; Date
: August
; Technical Notes
: Genre:  Steampunk, Post-Victorian, Industrial era.  (Kerosenepunk?)  I'm interested in any comments anyone would have about this, particularly the viability of the CORE system.
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=Vs. Outlaws=
; Game System
: [http://www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/product.php?productid=16239 Vs. Outlaws]
; Pitch
: This is an itty-bitty little game that is easy to learn at the table. I've been going through bunches of covers from western adventure magazines and I picked half a dozen I found inspiring, either because of the adventure title or because of the art. Help me pick one that will be the cover of our story!

: The link to the covers is [http://www.flickr.com/photos/7941105@N05/tags/western/ here]; the titles are:

** ''Trigger Trouble''
** ''Gold Loot''
** ''Five Against the Law''
** ''Too Late for a Peaceful Grave''
** ''Pacify Eagle Mesa!''
** ''Royal Gun Flush''

; Game Master
: Sophie
; Players
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; Characters
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; Date
: Some time in August
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=Savage X-Crawl=
; Game System
: [http://www.smithandrobards.com/index.php?cPath=2 Savage Worlds] / [http://www.goodman-games.com/preview-XC.php X-Crawl]
; Pitch
: '''Teaser No. 1:''' 
: "Jupiter and Juno be praised, their glory sung from each and every mountain!  Good evening and welcome to Empire Sports-1.  In today's top story - the the X-Crawl event everyone has been waiting for is ON!  Adventurer's Guild Spokeswoman Dierdra Epstine today announced that the Guild has finalized negotiations for the Inaugural Celebrity Pro-Am Crawl, to be held this year in downtown San Francisco at the newly remodeled Kimball Civic Center!  The event will feature celebrity sponsored teams of up-and-coming Division IV players looking to make the jump to Division III, and there is already jockying among stars and starlettes for who will be captaining each of the three teams."

: "No word yet on who has been tapped as Dungeon Jockey for this event.  All proceeds will be donated to the Jose Villalobos Institute for the Widows and Children of Foreign Wars."

: "Coming up:  DJ Outrageous Fortune talks takes us behind the scenes of last year's Las Vegas Crawl and reveals some of the unique planning that left no less than 8 Division II adventurers dead or incapacitated, and gave the event the highest ratings of last year's league games.  That and the weather, right after a word from our sponsors!"
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: X-CRAWL - fabulous prizes!  Wealth!  A year's supply of furniture wax!   All of these and much, much more can be yours - if you survive!  Of course, you're going to have to kill the monsters to get the treasure, and you aren't the crowd favorite today, and the cameras can be very unforgiving.  But in this game, there are no second takes, and if you die...  you die.
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: '''Teaser No. 2:'''
: "... and as of this hour on the status of X-Crawl great Helen "Solar Angel" Tiberius following her petrification in last night's Brinston-Wheeling Crawl Classic."

: "In other X-Crawl news, team captains for the much anticipated Celebrity Pro-Am Crawl were announced by League officials this morning.  Team #1 will be led by celebrity druid Shelly McFurhman, author of "Where are the Trees" and "Global Impact".  Team #2 will be led by Hollywood actor Bradly Epstein, star of box office hits "The Blue Scorpion", "Tavern Times" and "Bullet Wounds" I-III.  And Team #3 will be led by rock star Tony Yang, late of the bands Mary in the Morning and Squeezer.  Quite a lineup for this very special event!"

: "Rumors are flying in the world of Division IV X-Crawl, with hopeful players across the country waiting by their phones, hoping that the may be the lucky ones to receive a call."

: "Coming up on Empire-1 Sports:  this week the Judge's Guild will announce the year's changes to the scoring system.  Our X-Crawl insider Peter Perkins tells you what you can expect, and how it will affect your favorite game.  Jupiter and Juno willing, we'll be right back!"
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: '''Teser No. 3:'''
: "Bikers, brawlers, criminal scum - the Vader Nine gang is all of these things and more.  They are tough, determined, and vicious.  But this is X-Crawl, not a pub fight.  Whether the Vader Nines can propel Tony Yang to victory in the Celebrity Pro-Am Crawl remains to be seen.  Reporting from Hobart, Tasmania, this is Randal Walkin, Empire-1 Sports."

: "Thank you Randal.  With the Inaugural Celebrity Pro-Am Crawl just over a month away, the question on everyone's mind - where IS Brad Epstein?  The Hollywood heartthrob went into seclusion some weeks ago, just after the announcement that he would captain one of the three teams for the celebrity charity event.  Speculation among industry insiders is running wild, but Empire-1 has yet to unravel the mystery of his whereabouts.  A close friend of Epstein, who spoke under conditions of anonymity, has stated that Epstein's plan for the Crawl is "big" and that it will "rock the X-Crawl house."  Fans, both of X-Crawl and of the star himself, can only wait impatiently for news of his return to the limelight."

: "Next up - Empire-1 takes you on a rare visit to the underground kingdom of Zurah'a'zurah for a big game hunt like nothing you have seen before.    Stalking the elusive Umber Hulk - right after these messages."
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; Game Master
: Edmund Metheny
; Players
: 6
; Characters
: Halfling paladin (Sophie)
: Gnome barbarian (Peter)
: Half-elf bard (John R.)
: Half-orc sorcerer (Cain)
: Human mage (Mark)
: Halfling rogue (Laura)
; Date
: August 20 and 27, 2007
; Technical Notes
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=Spirit of the Century=
; Game System
: [http://www.evilhat.com/?spirit Spirit of the Century]
; Pitch
: You are part of the Century Club, a group that has members that were born January 1st of any century. The club is dedicated to making the world a better place.
; Game Master
: Peter Darley
; Players
: 6
; Characters
: Konrad Becker, all-American action tinkerer (Brian)
: The Incredible Indelible Professor Thaddeus Hendershot, genius scientist (Brian J.)
: Ngo Dinh Dien Jean Baptiste "The Crusader", Man of Mystery (Edmund)
: Brother Birkshot Clemensun, Ordo Malleus secret agent kicking ass for the Lord (Aaron)
: Danny Dugan, ace pilot (John R.)
: Andromeda Brixton, woman of a thousand faces (Sophie)
; Date
: August 6, 2007
; Technical Notes
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; Recaps
: '''[[User:Mechante Anemone|Mechante Anemone]]:''' We started ''in media res'' in pursuit of a thief who had stolen a precious object from the Century Club premises in Washington, D.C. Most of the group ran after the thief through the zoo (including the polar bears' cage), but I opted to immobilize another suspicious character. After catching both men, we discovered that they were two different thieves trying to steal four (or five) rare jewels: the Eye of the Jaguar, a brooch or clasp stolen from the Century Club, which we recovered; the Fangs of the Jaguar, a pair of earrings stolen from a rich lady at a nearby party, which we returned, and the Heart of the Jaguar, location unknown.
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=The Channel Tunnel Hurrah!=
; Game System
: [http://www.forgottenfutures.com/game/index.htm Forgotten Futures]
; Pitch
: It's 1897. Victoria is on the throne, and it is an unparalleled era  for science and technology. Projects that were once dreams are coming  to fruition; chief amongst them is the Channel Tunnel, begun in 1875,  endlessly delayed by politics and inept management, but finally  opened today. The Queen herself has made a rare public appearance to  cut a ribbon at the English end and travelled to France aboard the  Royal Train. Tomorrow she will cut the ribbon to the British side of  the tunnel and dine in Calais with French nobility. Then she will  travel by train back to Dover and then to Windsor. All is bright and  happy, and hopefully this event will improve relations between France  and England...

: The tunnel is the latest marvel of an ingenious age; a railway link  between Dover and Calais. On each shore there are stations and  railway bridges out to artificial islands, where trains enter the  tunnel itself; the bridges are mined and overlooked by the guns of  heavily-armed forts, to guard against invasion through the tunnel.  Ventilation shafts at intervals lead up to small concrete and brick  "islands" supporting tall chimney stacks and warning lights. In mid-Channel, on the Varne bank, a larger artificial island is used for  coaling and watering trains, and to give passengers a welcome break  from the dust and smoke of the tunnel. Eventually a hotel and docks  will be built there.

: The tunnel itself is dug through the bed of the Channel. Each of the  railway lines is carried in a steel pipe, waterproofed with layers of  bitumen and pitch, lined with concrete and brick, and reinforced with  steel hoops. At intervals the pipes are linked by cross-tunnels, just  large enough for a man, which can be used to evacuate a train in an  emergency.

: So what could mar this grand event? What could possibly go wrong?
; Game Master
: John Reiher
; Players
: 6
; Characters
: Clarissa Zinicola, Opera singer (Laura)
: Chloe de Tournay, Inventor and race driver (Sophie)
: Sultan Ikram Imad Zulfiqar, Ex-sultan of Persia (Bryan J.)
: Les leMonde, Abomination hunter (Aaron)
: Konrad Fahrenspiel, Swiss, semi-famous explorer , adventurer, glory-seeker (Mark)
: The Magnificent Mechanical Man (Peter)
; Date
: July 30, 2007
; Technical Notes
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=PSI Seattle: Paranormal Scene Investigation=
; Game System
: [http://www.memento-mori.com/inspectres/ InSpectres]
; Pitch
: With the end of the regular season on such major shows as "Exodus II" and "Roanoke", the SGA broadcasting network is planning its summer season. Network executives have flirted with the idea of mini-series centered around a paranormal investigation firm, perhaps in the light-hearted style of "Ghostbusters" or "Men in Black", although some have suggested going for a darker mood, in the vein of "X-Files" or "Millennium", or the glitz and versatility of "Buffy", "Angel", or a paranormal "Remington Steele". SGA-TV Week will keep you posted as the summer season gets in full swing!

: [Cue electronic music, soft and ominous.]

: FADE IN: Wide shot of the starry night sky over a mountain range, a small greenish LIGHT flickering in the foothills.

: ANNOUNCER: "They come when you call."

: CUT TO: Broad daylight, medium shot of a group of people in official-looking uniforms and ballistic vests, spread out near a black van and watching a HOUSE from the street, exchanging comments.  A dark blue 1999 Ford Crown Victoria comes to a stop near the van and PHIL MAXELL climbs out of the driver's seat.

: [The music's tempo picks up.]

: MAXELL: "Aaaww, no, not this place again!  You KNOW it's gonna..."

: On cue, the roof of the house explodes like the lid on a faulty pressure cooker.  The AGENTS go sprawling from the shock wave.

: ANNOUNCER: "They face danger every minute."

: CUT TO: Close-up view of a woman's face, with glasses and sensible haircut, frowning in concentration.  The camera pans out to show her sitting at a COMPUTER in a small, cluttered office, with stacks of books and files piled high.

: DR. GARZELLI: "I swear I'm gonna get you, you prick!"

: ANNOUNCER: "They dig in matters humanity was not meant to interfere with."

: CUT TO: Front shot of a beefy man in the same uniform as the earlier team, pulling back his cap and scratching his head.  He's looking down at a wooden STAKE he's holding in his other hand.

: JAKE STERLING: "So you're sure the blood was green?"

: [The music becomes pounding electro pop.]

: CUT TO: Wide shot of a one-way street with CARS parked all along both sides.  The cars start being flung to either side as if a tornado was running down the middle of the street.  The overhead WIRES start crackling with blue bolts of electricity.

: ANNOUNCER: "InSpectres."

: [The music comes to a sudden stop.]

: CUT TO: Medium shot of a darkened cavern, lit by MAXELL's flashlight.  The beam reveals primitive paintings in Native style on the walls.  A noise of rockfall off-camera startles MAXELL.  He turns around rapidly.  The flashlight beam dwindles as if the batteries are dying.

: MAXELL: "Aw, crap, no!"

: He shakes the flashlight.  The beam shrinks to a small yellow point, then disappears.  FADE TO BLACK.

: MAXELL: "Hello?..."

: ANNOUNCER: "Coming this summer to SGA-TV." 

; Game Master
: Sophie
; Players
: Edmund, Laura, John Reiher, Cain, Mark, Peter
; Characters
: Phil Maxell, G-Man (Edmund); Viola "VIP" Pettigrew, Conspiracy Theorist (Laura); Jackson "Jackpot" Potter, Legal Eagle (John Reiher); Richard "Ringo" Langley, Computer geek (Cain); Stan Chick, Cult Deprogrammer (Peter); Ernie Snodgrass, EMT (Mark)
; Date
: July 16, 2007
; Technical Notes
: InSpectres is a short, easy little game of paranormal investigation. In it, players create the investigation and clues instead of following the GM's trail of breadcrumbs. Players start the game by creating their franchise, which can range from a small outfit struggling to get started to a bureaucratic government agency to a Goonies-style group of nosy kids. To play, all you need is half-a-dozen six-sided dice and a group of creative gamers.
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=Roanoke: Grindhouse Edition=
; Game System
: [http://www.memento-mori.com/octane/ octaNe]
; Pitch
: ''Having just seen Grindhouse this weekend, I got to thinking - what if Roanoke was done as a B-grade slasher flick? The result -''

: FADE IN: Medium boom shot of Roanoke colony on the shores of Roanoke island

: VOICEOVER: "They were stranded on hostile shores, a thousand miles from home. Everyone expected them to die.

: CUT TO: Rev. Ezekiel leading prayers in church.

: REV. EZEKIEL (solemnly) : "And they shall know that I am the Lord, and I have not said in vain that I would do this evil unto them."

: VOICEOVER: "But what they DIDN'T KNOW was that THESE Puritans... were PURE SAVAGE FURY!"

: (As Rev. Ezekiel speaks a zombie rises up behind him).

: REV. EZEKIEL: "And thus sayeth the Lord - SMITE WITH THINE HAND..."

: (Ezekiel spins and delivers a punch to the zombie's face, knocking out most of its teeth)

: REV. EZEKIEL: "... and STOMP WITH THY FOOT!"

: (Ezekiel delivers a spinning back kick to the zombie, knocking its head flying. The zombie collapses and Rev. Exekiel straightens his vestments)

: REV EZEKIEL: "And say - 'alas for evil abominations!'".

: (Cue Grindhouse music)

: VOICEOVER: "Deadly blades!"

: CUT TO LADY CHARITY, dressed in slinky faux pirate bustier, holding a cutlass in either hand and killing Spanish pirates by the score

: VOICEOVER: "Fast boats!"

: CUT TO: BRAITH and PAIYN frantically poling their raft while behind them a giant fin gets closer and closer

: VOICEOVER: "Powers from a realm beyond knowledge!"

: CUT TO: SIMON BLACK working on a blade at his forge. He places the red hot metal on his anvil, then pours a strange liquid over the blade, which begins to glow with blue light.

: VOICEOVER: "Non-stop action!"

: CUT TO: THOMAS VESSEL, soaked in blood, pouncing on a CROATOAN indian and slitting his throat, laughing maniacally the whole time.

: VOICEOVER: "And SEXY hoes!"

: CUT TO: EMME MERRIMOTH and ALICE LANGSTON, in full Puritan garb, each hoeing a row in a field. Several CHILDREN OF JUMLIN burst out of the brush and charge towards them and they use their hoes as quarterstaves, doing acrobatic flips a la Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon to fight them off.

: VOICEOVER: "It's a black powder EXPLOSION of terror!"

: CUT TO: HAUNCE WALTERS firing his harqubus, filling the screen with powder smoke.

: CUT TO: BRAITH AND PAIYN running towards the camera with hundreds of SECOTAN indians behind them

: CUT TO: REV. EZEKIEL leading prayers in the main square. Everyone is ragged and covered in dirt, and several bodies can be seen scattered around. The group is lit by flames from the burning stockade.

: CUT TO: LADY CHARITY, dagger between her teeth, swinging from the rigging of a ship to land on the quarterdeck and engage CAPTAIN DIEGO in a sword fight.

: CUT TO: EMME MERRIMOTH in the forest at night. She is backed up against a tree, while from the darkness hundreds of yellow eyes stare at her.

: CUT TO: SIMON BLACK, standing on Braith's raft,. with a blacksmith's hammer in each hand, swinging at hundreds of tentacles that are emerging from the water.

: CUT TO: ALICE LANGSTON opening an old chest found buried in the forest. A golden glow emanates from inside. Behind her a shadowy figure rises, holding a sword.

: CUT TO: HAUNCE WALTERS. One arm has been severed above the elbow, and SIMON BLACK has just finished mounting Haunce's harqubus in its place.

: HAUNCE: "Groovy"

: VOICEOVER: "ROANOKE! ISLAND OF BLOOD! Coming soon to a theater near you! This film is not yet rated."

; Game Master
: Edmund
; Players
: Meg, Laura, Sophie, Michael, Mark, Johnzo, Cain
; Characters
:: Dame Alice, steely-eyed madame (Meg)
:: Emme Merrimoth, sexy wild child (Laura)
:: Lady Charity "Pirate Witch Queen" de Warwick, swashbuckling pirate (Sophie)
:: Simon Black, industrial strength warlock (Michael)
:: "Hotshot" Haunce Walters, Renaissance huckster (Mark)
:: Braith Madog, survivalist loner (Johnzo)
:: Reverend 'Zeke, two-fisted padre (Cain)
; Date
: July 2, 2007
; Technical Notes
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=The Blood Boat=
; Game System
: Spontaneous Zombie Collaborative ([http://www222.pair.com/sjohn/risus.htm Risus]-based home brew)
; Pitch
: ''The Love Boat'' plus zombies.  
; Game Master
: Manu
; Players
: Laura, Edmund M., Sophie, Mark, John R.
; Characters
:: Captain Basil Silverstone IV (Edmund M.)
:: Nurse Dorothy Wise (Laura)
:: Summer Westgate, debutante against her will (Sophie)
:: Larry the piano man (John R.)
:: the bartender (Mark)
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; Date
: June 18, 2007
; Technical Notes
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; Recaps
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; Player Thoughts
: '''[[User:Mechante Anemone|Mechante Anemone]]:''' Spontaneous Collaborative Zombie Heavenly Fire Palm Strike!
...Or: last night's game rocked on toast.

: We had a, a, I'm trying not to go for the cliché here but it's Risus after all, an Awesome time last night.  It was a rollicking good game where we made use of such sterling abilities as "Loser", "Blaxploitation", "Navy Nurse", "Cruise Ship Captain" and "Rebellious Daughter". Better than that, it really was a very collaborative game.  Our GM, Manu, had prepared a very entertaining prologue, but I think most of the story development were thrown in by players (though maybe we were playing right into his hand!)

: I was really happy to have introduced the Montana Minutemen Militia (MMM) as the non-zombie bad guys.  I also had my dice-induced glory moment when my character, goth unwilling debutante Summer Westgate, went zipping across the Engineering station on a rolling office chair, armed with a shuffleboard stick and a stolen pistol -- and rolled five 6s against the zombies. I declared that my character was being written by Joss Whedon for the scene.

; Additional GM Thoughts
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=Incursion=
; Game System
: [http://www.peginc.com/Games/Savage%20Worlds/50%20Fathoms.htm Savage Worlds] (with Modifications)
; Pitch
: [[image:Incursion.jpg|right|thumb]]
:One night, while you were out camping by yourself, you saw a strange light through the trees. "No, it can't be!" you say to yourself, as you see a saucer shaped space craft hovering over a clearing. Grabbing your digital camera you walk up taking pictures, telling yourself that you'll be famous, be a millionaire, that you're about to make first contact...
:That's when you're hit with a stun ray and pass out. You hazily remember an alien face looking at you speaking an alien language in a comforting manner, then you went to sleep.
:Suddenly you're wide awake, lying naked in a glass tube in a large room with a curving wall. Other people are present, all of whom are in various states of undress. Their skin is a bright fluorescent orange and they are completely hairless as far as you can tell. A quick look confirms that you are the same color and you are also completely hairless, not even eyebrows. A look in some reflective metal shows that you also have a barcode across your forehead.
:Two small grey colored aliens with black, almond shaped eyes hand you an ill-fitting jumper and a large bug hands you a weapon.
:It then buzzes in fractured English: "Quickly! You muzzz help uzz take over the Ardanna Nuu! They don't know that we have wakened you from your zztaziz zleep! Take ziz gun and help uzz be free!"
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; Game Master
: John Reiher
; Players
: Laura, Edmund M., Michael Lathrop (both games); Mark, Sophie, Cain (Game 2)
; Characters
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:: The Mighty Quinn, a pot growing, pot smoking free thinker, played by Ed Menthey
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:: Claire Flemming, a US Park Ranger, played by Laura Morgensten
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:: Stephen Rand, a college aged engineering student, out hunting when he was abducted, played by Mike Lathrop
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:: The cop, played by Mark
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:: The mad scientist, played by Cain
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:: David Lister, lazy slob and third-grade technician, played by Sophie
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; Date
: May 14 and July 9, 2007
; Technical Notes
: Game Rules and mods are on the [[Incursion]] Wiki page.
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; Recaps
: 
::Greetings soft skinned mammalians! I am !gzzbzzzt^zzt!, a merchant, though most people call me "Bug". Do not be afraid, I am not carnivorous, I prefer my protein denatured. My race, the Greezebe are pacifists, so do not worry that I may attack. We prefer to trade and impoverish our enemies.

::My story is a sad one. I was hired by Captain Jat Cragyl to help him sell primitive technology that he had collected. What I didn't know was that he was also selling primitives as well!

::Recently your world lost its Anshani Sentinel, opening your world up to full scale plundering. The crew of the Ardanna Nuu have be chief among the plunderers. At first they only stole items of value from your world, but such speciality goods can either fetch one a handsome price or a miserly sum depending on your skills in bargaining. 
::Captain Cragyl was not the best bargainer. So he decided to partake in the more lucrative trade of slavery. For the past forty standard years, he and his crew have been abducting you Dirters and selling you into slavery. 
::I must be honest, such activity is not unique to Cragyl and his crew. I've met other Galactics who claim to be descended from Dirters. Some have names like Lucius, others have names like Hanse or Ito. They claim that their ancestors were abducted from ocean going vessels, island colonies, or from other locations on your world. There are many Galactics in known space with Dirter ancestry. 
::But the current story begins when Cragyl began to mistreat the Ardanna Nuu's Greevals. Every Anshani ship has a crew of these small gray humanoids that help maintain the black boxes that run the ship. There is no need to maintain a white box, these wonders of Anshani technology maintain themselves. 
::I digress. Not only was Cragyl was engaging in slavery, he was mistreating the Greevals! That is just asking for a mutiny! 
::And we did mutiny. The Greevals, myself and the ship's doctor, Ysdrl Urlla. She was a wonder with the autodoc and could repair any wound, or even regrow an entire body for a severed head! (Dirt was one of the worlds we plundered, other worlds, the locals knew about the Ardanna Nuu and crew would be caught in ambushes by the natives to devastating results for the natives.) 
::Urlla decided that when we visited Dirt again, she would drop the bio- filters. Luckily the pirate crew was entirely made up of Galactics, so any contagion would only spread amongst them. She hid the bio- filter white box in her secret locker down in Engineering. 
::We spent several months abducting Dirters as well as other goods. One of the Dirters showed signs of infection: His nose was red, he had watery eyes, his lungs expelled much mucus when he coughed. I heard him say "Wow, aliens and I've got the flew!" Fly he did into the ship, past the non-existent bio-filters and into the ship. He coughed and wheezed his contagion throughout the ship. 
::Within days of of him coming aboard, the weaker crew began to show signs of this disease. Massive quantities of mucus and phlegm formed in their nasal cavities and lungs. They drowned in their own bodily fluids. Other Galactics were more resilient, but in the end, of the forty crew aboard the Ardanna Nuu, only six survived. And they were getting better. Angered, Cragyl strangled Urlla with his own bare hands. He would have killed me as well, but I hid. 
::Together with the Greevals, we hatched a plan: We would revive some of the Dirters, arm them and let them kill off the crew. We were able to bypass the locks on five of the stasis tubes and decanted a ragged bunch of Dirters, their skin bright neon orange with a UV glow, all body hair removed and a Ng^gatz slave barcode on their foreheads. 
::We clothed them in some coveralls I made in the tailor and armed them with weapons we had been able to secrete in our cabins. 
::While they were discussing their fate, two of the crew saw us in the cargo area. One ran back updeck to the rest of the crew and the other tried to confront us. 
::The Dirters proved very capable and incinerated him with a hand flamer. I then told them to go after the rest of the crew. While this happened, I and the Greevals took cover. Let the Dirters do what Dirters do best: Kill. 
::After the all clear was given, I went updeck and found more dead crew and... Sorrow! The captain's log book incinerated! I had felt a tremor earlier, so I ran to the navigation cube room and... Aiyeeee! All the cubes were scattered about the room! We are lost! 
::And even more trouble plagued us! The five Dirters were not chipped as crew! Our only hope was this world the captain had been heading for to retrieve some missing navigation cubes. From the way he talked, finding them would not be a problem, which made me think that he may have marooned a former crew member on this world. 
::I took the Dirters for a tour of the ship, I showed them the Tailor, the autodoc and then Food Service and dinning rooms. The large male Dirter was constantly invoking his deity and saying that he hated space. I do not know why. 
::The next morning we arrived at our destination, a cold iceball of a world the Dirters promptly named "Hoth". 
::We landed and, after leaving two Dirters to guard the ship, we made some clothing using thermal cloth, as it was very cold outside. I had made a cold weather survival suit for myself. 
::On the ground we found foot prints of one Galactic and five massive beasts! I fouled my survival suit at that sight! But the Dirters bade me to stay with them while they followed the tracks. 
::We stopped when the ground erupted in gout of snow, ice, and ferrocrete. We had found the marooned crew member, one Dakkel Shurnel, armed with a homemade railgun. His story was that he was a lift ball and FTL drive tech that had a falling out with Cragyl over the slavery issue. He felt that opening up trade with Dirt would be more profitable than abducting the locals. Cragyl was a bigot, "Primitives are only good for one thing: Slaves!" 
::The Dirters were able to convince Shurnel to join them, and he was able to bypass the security lockout on the crew chipping system. After some fiddling, one of the Dirters (they all look alike) figured out how to use the chipping system and soon the Dirters were all crew. They also worked out how to remove the orange coloration from their skin as well as restore their pelts to their heads using the autodoc. 
::Now Dakkel is trying to convince them to travel to the trade world Zemex, it is one of the destinations on the nav cube currently residing on the bridge...
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=Mystery Men=
; Game System
: [http://www.peginc.com/Games/Savage%20Worlds/Necessary%20Evil.htm Savage Worlds: Necessary Evil]
; Pitch
: '''August 13:''' Since Tuesday  the 14th is my birthday on the 13th it will be someone's birthday in Harbor City. Whose Birthday it is, will be up to the players.  It could be a party that the Raven agreed to throw for his niece, the Kestrel, a wild party for The Weltanschuang, or even a suprise party for the Butler!

: I will be giving out bennies to players who make their own life or someone else's miserable, and you will be able to spend a bennie to take narrative control when you make a good roll.

: I have plenty of pre-made characters and I will take as many players as show up. 

: You are also welcome to make up your own Savage Worlds low-level hero character before hand or the night of the game.
; Game Master
: Laura
; Players
: 4 to 7
; Characters
: The Butler (Edmund - May 7 & Aug. 13)
: Die Weltenschaung (John Reiher - May 7 & Aug. 13)
: The Doppelganger (Mark - May 7/Brian - Aug. 13)
: The Kestrel (Sophie - May 7 & Aug. 13)
: Terry Cotta the Golem (Jayson R. - Aug. 13)
: The Cowboy (Mark - Aug. 13)
: The Lemur (Peter - Aug. 13)
; Date
: May 7 and August 13, 2007
; Technical Notes
: A new episode in the on-going saga of Harbor City's second-rate supers!
; Recaps
: Teri the Golem has been accused of five murders.  None of the victims were well-loved and no one is crying for them.  The intrepid team discovers there is another golem in Harbor City, but unlike Teri, one without free will.  Who commands the murdering golem?  
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=Seven Leagues=
; Game System
: [http://malcontent.sourdust.com/7L/ Seven Leagues]
; Pitch
: ''New York, 1775. The Fable exiles from the Homelands have been  their home in the New World colonies for over a century now; but with the Age of Enlightenment and the rebellious spirit sweeping the British colonies, their existence is transformed in frightening ways. The rebels -- the Sons of Liberty, as they call themselves -- are fomenting trouble, and in response British soldiers are deployed everywhere. The Fables fear being discovered -- and now four-and-twenty blackbirds have come to town...''
:
: This is a one-shot game for Monday, April 2, using the game "Seven Leagues" and the setting from the Vertigo comic book "Fables". Pick an existing Fable or create one of your own, and help Fabletown deal with troubles both internal -- from those pesky blackbirds -- and external -- from that pesky revolution about to happen!
; Game Master
: Sophie Lagacé
; Players
: 4
; Characters
: The Bogeyman (Mark)
: The Headless Horseman (Edmund)
: Molly Whuppie (Laura)
: Thor, down and out on his luck (Cain)
; Date
: April 2 & 16 and June 26, 2007
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=Mystic Japan=
; Game System
: Wushu-influenced homebrew
; Pitch
: 
; Game Master
: Manu Saxena
; Players
: 4
; Characters
: Fighting Bhuddist nun (Laura)
: Clan shinobi (Edmund)
: Widowed samurai lady (Sophie)
: Eccentric herbalist (Evan)
; Date
: March 26, 2007
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=The Mute Minstrel=
; Game System
: [http://www.firefly-games.com/ Faery's Tale]
; Pitch
: 
; Game Master
: Cain Young
; Players
: 3
; Characters
: Pooka (Edmund)
: Karamel the Brownie (Sophie)
: Sprite (Laura)
; Date
: March 19, 2007
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=Exodus II=
; Game System
: [http://www.glorantha.com/support/ HeroQuest]
; Pitch
: Humankind's last hope... or its last battleground.
; Game Master
: Johnzo
; Players
: 6
; Characters
: Inquisitor Ignatius/O Pukepuke (Edmund Metheny)
: Quartermaster Barbara McDougall (Meg)
: Mining Boss Alice 76 (Laura)
: Courier Rokk Razor (Cain)
: Engineer Milton Pointdexter (Mark)
: Crew Boss Supriya Sumitran (Sophie)
; Date
: February 26, March 5, April 23 & 30, May 38, June 4 and July 23, 2007
; Technical Notes
: '''[[User:Johnzo|Johnzo]]:''' I'd like to run a HeroQuest experiment.  The "experiment" part of it is to try to run a zero-prep player-driven game.  D&S and 1889 were both heavy prep GM-driven games, so I want an exact change-up from that.

: I'm going to make up / steal some mechanics for shared setting and situation creation and moderation and then use them on the 19th, then get a start at play on the 19th and finish things off on the 26th.

: My instinct for this is to keep the number of players low by SGA standards so that we'll have a shot at coming out with something coherent.  I'd like to cap it at just four players.  

: Finally, if anyone knows of good collaborative worldbuilding rules, please lemme know about them.  I know of PTA's pitch generation and Burning Empires world-burning and ... whatever the hell it was that Aria Worlds tried to do but didn't.

: And if anyone's ever done anything like this before, please also chime in.  I am especially interested in how to code conflict into the situation.
; Recaps
: See [http://www.story-games.com/codex/index.php?title=Exodus_II the official wiki] for details
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=7th Sea=
; Game System
: [http://www.swashbucklingadv.com/ 7th Sea]
; Pitch
: 
; Game Master
: Taylor Leslie
; Players
: 4
; Characters
: Fideli minstrel (Laura)
: Armano, Castillan swordsman (Edmund)
: Ilse, Eisen rogue (Megan)
: Artemise Soulier, Montaigne Rilasciare (Sophie)
; Date
: February 19 & March 5, 2007
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=Roanoke=
; Game System
: [http://www.clintkrause.com/ Wushu: Roanoke]
; Pitch
: 1587: A small group of English colonists establish a settlement on Roanoke Island

: 1590: The colony is found completely abandoned with no trace of the colonists.

: What happened? Find out!
; Game Master
: Edmund Metheny
; Players
: 9
; Characters
: Reverend Ezekiel Parris, Fire-and-Brimstone Preacher (Cain)
: Lady Charity de Warwick, Pirate Hunter (Sophie)
: Haunce Walters, Devious deck hand and opportunist (Mark)
: Miss Emme Merrimoth, Dorset Farmgirl (Laura)
: Braith Madog, Unhangable Loner (Johnzo)
: Paiyn, Runaway Slave Child (Kevin)
: Alice Langston, Feisty Widow (Meg)
: Thomas "the Butcher" Vessel, Redeemed Convict (Taylor)
; Date
: February 5 & 12, March 12, April 9, May 21, June 11, 2007
; Technical Notes
: This game is intended to be a ''Lost''-style recurring series, with characters drawn from the pool of colonists and local Tribes as needed to accomodate new or occasional players.
; Recaps
* See also the [http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?t=310201 Actual Play thread] on RPGNet.
** [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=6893629&postcount=2 Episode 1]
** [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=6964657&postcount=19 Episode 2]
** [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=7043542&postcount=37 Episode 3], continued [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=7046500&postcount=41 here]
** [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=7184322&postcount=71 Episode 4]
** [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=7408017&postcount=89 Episode 5]
** [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=7416222&postcount=90 Episode 6], continued [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=7416222&postcount=91 here].
; Player Thoughts	
: '''[[User:Johnzo|Johnzo]]:''' My favorite part was when the Rev. and Haunce faced off over the missing grain. I liked how the conflict dicing allowed the characters to showcase their traits, and I really liked how the players regarded the issue as suspended after the dicing was done. I was worried that it was going to degenerate into more rounds of "well, I can't get him with this skill, maybe I'll try this skill." Instead, the point was made, the issue put off to another day, and tensions increased.

: I thought the large ensemble worked well, with people patiently waiting through downtime. One thing that might help even more in this regard is aggressive scene framing, where people state their objectives at the front of the scene, and as soon as the scene either denies or confirms those objectives, we move on to another thing. I don't know how that fits with people's gaming tastes, though. And it's not that I think there's a problem, but I'm always in favor of experimenting to try to redline my gaming. :)
: Also on the topic of the big ensemble, it was one of my goals to reduce its effective size by establishing a subunit for Braith to work in. I thought this would be with Haunce, but instead it was with Kev's character, and that strikes me as good and natural.

: Like so many of my characters, Braith didn't really reveal himself until actual play started. I'm thinking that instead of "gentle" his Social trait should be "knows he is destined for something special." This makes him somewhat resistant to fear, but also makes him a little cold and fatalistic and weird.

: I think that Braith's essential struggle will pit his aloof and destined nature against the human connections he'll generate on the island, most notably with the little slave kid, whose name he has still not learned, and with his aborted hatred of the absent Ferdinando. In a way, fostering Kev's character is his way at striking back at Ferdinando. I also want to keep his deference to Haunce, I don't know why, but this feels like an interesting choice.

: Speaking of Haunce, I'm super glad for Mark's desperate attempts to push everyone's buttons. My favorite horror stories are siege tales like Stephen King's "The Mist" or "Battlestar Galactica" where the external horror is balanced by an internal horror of people coming apart under enormous stress. Haunce is the driver of that internal horror right now. I think he's the central character of the tale. What we do with him will be very interesting.

: '''Mark:''' My favorite part was hitting the doom button to keep everyone from discovering Haunce's secret. He's so terrified of this, that he'll go to some lengths to protect himself, even though it might spell disaster for others. This makes for an interesting conflict, because he doesn't really want the colony to fail. At heart, he's not a bad guy, he's just weak, and it will be his undoing.

: Roleplaying is fun :) I'm glad Cain didn't back off when he had the chance. Rev. Parris both scares and fascinates Haunce. Given the chance, Haunce will try to suck up to him because of the influence he weilds in the colony.

: It would make sense for the others to become involved in the Haunce-Ezekiel conflict. Braith, for example, might develop a distrust of Haunce. Emme might become an ally or an exasperated enemy, depending on how Laura plays her. It would be fun to expand the stand-off.

: Haunce He's the kind of guy who either ends up being the charismatic leader, or gets locked up in stocks and has rotten vegetables thrown at him. Or both. It's a fine line between greatness and gitness, and "great" men tend to be really just successful or lucky con artists. One only needs to look towards Commodore John Paul Jones in our own history to see an example of that. Or General Benedict Arnold. Or Vice President Aron Burr. Haunce is a bird of their flock, just born into more modest circumstances.

: Doing this in scenes is really working well, and a nice break from the usual "Okay what's the party's marching order?" kind of roleplaying. As we play (and I'm sure Ed intended this), I'm thinking about what my character would be doing as if this were a movie or a play. I'm imagining cut-scenes, fades, swipes, dramatic music, even camera angles. I might try describing my actions more in those terms next week.

: I thought the roleplaying was all great... especially that done by Meg (Alice) and Kevin (Paiyn). It's been a while since I've been in a game that captured everyone's imagination the way this one has.

: '''[[User:Mechante Anemone|Mechante Anemone]]:''' I really liked the atmosphere, including the use of environmental sound and candle lighting.
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=The Terror of the Polywampus=
; Game System
: Homebrew
; Pitch
: Gather round young'uns and listen to me tale, the tale of mutants and science gone wrong. Up the river from here is the Hanford Nuclear Plant, where they made the atomic bomb and other devices of nuclear devastation!

:In the early days of Hanford, they were nay concerned with the toxic waste they created and much of it was dumped into a leach pond. Into this pond some ducks settled, but most died horribly from the radiation.

:But two of these ducks survived and mated. They laid a clutch of eggs, eggs that glowed at night. All but one of these eggs failed, but the last one, it hatched an abomination. It hatched the monster known as the…

:Polywampus!

:This foul beast was nay a duck, but a throwback to great beasts that once roamed the Earth's prehistory! It was born hungry and it et it's parents, then anything else it could corner: Jack rabbits, coyotes, and other critters. It grew and grew to an enormous size, bigger than a Clydesdale! It's bill is lined with sharp pointed teeth, and it's body is covered with green and brown feathers.

:It can chase you into the Columbia river and hunt you down, it can climb the sides of the valley snap your legs off! It can run faster than you can, and it will eat you whole! The only warning you'll get is it's cry:

:Wauuugh! Wauuugh!

:You hear that lads, it's too late…

:Wauuugh!

:What's that? Did you make that noise?

:Wauuugh! **Thoom** **Thoom**

:It canna be!

:WAUUGH!

:It's the Polywampus! Run! Run! Aieeee!

:'''**CRUNCH**'''

:You're a Boy Scout or a Girl Scout, and a giant, mutant Duck Monster just ate your Scout Leader. Can you defeat the Polywampus?
; Game Master
: John Reiher, AKA [[User:Kedamono|Kedamono]]
; Players
: Wanted 6, got 2, but they proved to be enough.
; Characters
::Friedrich Von Trapp: James
::The Barrio Kid: Cain
; Date
: February 10, 2007
; Technical Notes
: This is also a playtest of John's new RPG rules, the Pulp RPG System, so it's double the fun and double the pleasure. There's room for 6 players of all ages, and you'll be creating your characters at the game, just remember, they are kids, between 10 and 15 years old, out in the great outdoors!
; Recaps
:
::As playtests go, this one was success... it was the game that came up short. The two testers, Cain and his friend James did a thorough job of questioning my assumptions on how things work in my game. Since this was an alpha test, not a full blown playtest, that was to be expected. The system I used for doing task resolution was, well, clunky. What sounds good on paper, absolutely fails in an actual game play.
:
::First thing was that the supposedly unkillable monster, the muntant duck, the Polywampus, was dead easy to kill in two rounds of combat, with weapons such as a pellet pistol and even more deadly, a slingslot. That was a shocker, the slingshot was far more deadlier than the pellet gun, in fact, it was deadlier than a heavy pistol that I had defined.
:
::The fact that it was so simple for the players to kill the critter, points to a major flaw in the rules. It should have been more of a challenge, not a boys day out killing a duck. Even my red shirt NPCs were invulnerable! The polywampus bit one with a critical bite, and then the red shirt made a critical toughness roll and took no damage!
:
::So in closing, the rules did do what they were supposed to do, but they had unexpected side effects that made the game both deadly and hard to kill people with. I have to redo the rules and change the playtest so that it checks more things from the rules. 
:
::Thanks again to my playtesters!
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=Savage Lorax=
[[Image:Lorax.jpg|thumb|]]
[[Image:I-Thneed-You-Suess_small.gif|thumb| [http://wiki.rpg.net/images/2/2d/I-Thneed-You-Suess.gif LARGE] ]]
; Game System
: [http://www.peginc.com/Games/Savage%20Worlds/Savage%20Worlds.htm Savage Worlds]
; Pitch
: In the land of the Lorax<br>Where the Truffula grows<br>Sits the greedy old Once-ler<br>And his band of fellows

: His business is the Thneed<br>A right ridiculous thing<br>It makes him so wealthy<br>He's nigh near a king!

: But the Thneeds are a problem<br>For the Truffula woods<br>Because they waste all the Truffula tufts<br>For the sake of consumer goods!

: But that's not all<br>The old Once-ler perpetrates<br>No, he's a right robber baron<br>Who's put us in dire straits!

: He catches the Swomee-Swans<br>And bakes them with honey<br>He skins the brown Bar-ba-loots<br>And tans their hides for money

: He fries up the Humming-fish<br>And serves them will dill<br>There is no creature, that for a few coins<br>He will not cheerfully kill

: He chops down the trees<br>The woods he will exhaust<br>Until the landscape becomes<br>A de-Truffula'd holocaust

: Will you do something about it?<br>Will you fight for our cause?<br>Will you help the Lorax<br>Undo Once-ler's faux pas?

: Will you help stop his factories?<br>Will you help stop his axes?<br>Will you gum up his operations<br>Tap his whisper-ma-phone? Read his faxes?

: Make no delay!<br>Now you've heard the pitch!<br>Turn right at Weehawken!<br>Sharp left at North Nitch!

: Together we can stop him!<br>We must act today!<br>For if we don't, my friends<br>The Lorax will be lifted away!

: And then it will be too late.

: ...

: I've been playing around with the Savage Worlds book (Thanks Ed & Sophie), and I'd like make a Savage Worlds Lorax game, for two nights in January, if anyone's up to it.

: '''The setting:'''

: Truffula Woods near the headquarters of Once-ler, Inc. Old Once-ler is busy chopping down Truffula Trees for their tufts to make the latest consumer product fad: The Thneed. "You need a Thneed"

: '''The problem:'''

: Between the industrial smog, the toxic sludge and cutting down the trees, he's killing off the critters that live there: Brown Bar-ba-loots, Swommee Swans, and Humming Fish.  And to make matters worse, he's catching the critters, skinning and cooking them, and selling them for profit!

: '''The solution:'''

: The Lorax, who speaks for the trees (for the trees have no tongues), is taking matters into his own hands.  He's recruiting a band of brave heroes to go toe-to-stocking with Once-ler and his cronies, and put an end to his nefarious practices once and for all!

; Game Master
: Mark Walters
; Players
: 8
; Characters
: Cara Pace - Yertle (Laura)
: Marvin MacMalapert - Star-bellied-sneech (Ed)
: Frolicia Fay O'Friskle - Brown Bar-ba-loot (Sophie)
: Sam I Am - Who (Taylor)
: Pequod Picaroon the Pirate - Humming Fish (Kevin) (first episode)
: Fokker McScud - Swomee Swan (Cain)
: Cindy Lou Who - Who (Meg)
: Son-celer - Once-ler traitor (John Reiher)
; Date
: January 22 & 29, 2007
; Technical Notes
: Players will be able to choose a race to play, either Bar-ba-loot, Humming Fish, Swommee Swan, Star-Bellied-Sneech, Who, or Yertle.
; Recaps
==Part 1==
: [[User:Shosuro Kando|Shosuro Kando]]:
: Marvin MacMalapert, bastard for hire<br>Got a note from the Lorax - he answered by wire<br>The note was quite simple, it said "Please meet me<br>Quite near to the stump of a truffula tree."

: Marvin spit grickle grass out of his gob<br>But thinking about it, he needed a job<br>His rent had would come due soon, and business was slow<br>And provisions of Barbaloot whiskey were low!

: So Marvin set off for his stump rendezvous<br>at the edge of the forest where trees were now few<br>He got to the place, but then squinted to see<br>The whole of a Seussian thug company!

: The psychotic Yertle known as Cara Pace<br>Who's Moseymotiller lost many a race<br>And sweet Cindy Lou Who, a killer at heart<br>With ornament-fu, she took people apart!

: There was Fokker McScud, who's razor sharp beak<br>Unspeakable mayhem and havoc would wreak<br>Little Frolicia Fay O' Friskle with darts<br>Could poison her enemies, then stop their hearts.

: And Piquod Picaroon, a pirate so cruel<br>He killed off his crew with tyrannical rule<br>The serial killer who was called Sam-I-Am<br>Who ate all his victims, with green eggs and ham

: And puffing a bong by a truffula tree<br>The worstest of all by a factor of three<br>There was Sonceler Onceler, who's wicked machines<br>Would torture his victims, then rip out their spleens!

: "Holy shit!" exclaimed Marvin, as dread filled his guts<br>"I thought I was hardcase, but these guys are nuts!<br>The lorax is crazy to hire this crew<br>I think he's been huffing some trufflula glue!"

: But prior to Marvin just dumping the lot<br>The Lorax appeared on his specified spot<br>His pug ugly mug wrinkled into a frown<br>And he told how the Oncelers were cutting trees down

: The Lorax explained that he spoke for the trees<br>(And Marvin, aghast, covered up with a sneeze)<br>The trees wanted killers, the Lorax then said<br>To bust a fat cap in the Onceler's dumb head!

: Marvin (who'd been planning to get himself gone)<br>Realized he was stuck cuz the hit was now on!<br>If he tried to leave now, he knew for a fact<br>This mob of stone killers would just have him whacked.

: He turned to the Lorax to ask about pay<br>And discovered the lard ass had faded away<br>Apparently thinking his crew'd do the thing<br>Without even getting a taste of some bling!

: His snubulous popper he loaded with care<br>Then climbed up a Truffula tree that was there<br>If he made a false move he was sure he was dead<br>So he drank himself into a stupor instead.

: The very next morning the carnage was started<br>before the last dew of the night time departed<br>The Truffula choppers arrived to chop trees<br>but were killed by the group with the greatest of ease

: The Oncelers died screaming, and some tried to flee<br>Their luck it was bad, their escape not to be.<br>Mangled or stabbed, strangled, poisoned or shot<br>The group spared not one of the Oncelery lot.

: A few drove away with mechanical speed<br>And called out the watch to take care of their need.<br>The watch sent out Oncelers with badges of tin<br>And butterfly nets to catch criminals in.

: Meanwhile Sonceler Onceler had taken the gear<br>The Oncelers were using the forest to clear<br>And had mashed it all up to create a new thingy<br>A mechanical Onceler eviscera-dinghy!

: The cops then approached with their nets held up high<br>And almost at once they all started to die.<br>Just one Onceler was spared, the rest napped in dirt<br>Not one of the murderous party was hurt.

: Marvin MacMalapert went through it all<br>Discovered he isn't a bastard at all<br>He thought of himself as cold-hearted and mean<br>He'll have nightmares for years now, from all that he's seen.

: And though he has never been truly devout<br>He prays to Doc Seuss now to just get him out!

: Because these guys are CRAZY!
: &nbsp;
: [[User:Mechante Anemone|Mechante Anemone]]: Cindy Lou Who, Pequod Picaroon the Humming Fish, Marvin MacMalapert the Star-Bellied Sneech, Sam I Am the Who, Cara Pace the Yertle, Fokker McScud the Swomee Swan, Frolicia Fay O'Friskle the Brown Bar-ba-loot, and Son-celer the Once-ler traitor came to the Super Secret Ecoterrorist Camp to fight the Once-ler deforesting the land.  They were about to give up when finally, just as the sun was setting, the Lorax appeared on a stump, with a mighty "Gazompf!"

: He looked around and seeing no mighty army but a rag-tag band of idealists, loafers or mercenaries, frowned.  Since they did not have an army, he said, they would have to spy on the enemy and use cunning tactics.  They must go find out what the Once-lers' weaknesses were!  Then he disappeared as suddenly as he had appeared.  It was dark, so Fokker and Pequod's effort to scout were fruitless. 

: It was during Cindy Lou Who's watch that a rumbling sound was heard to the north.  Frolicia recognized it as the sound of the big machines that destroyed the truffula tree forests!  The eight ecoterrorists went to look for the source of the noise.  Sneaking over the last hill, they saw the axiswhatsis, a whirling circular machine whose twirling axes chomped on truffula tree trunks as they spun. 

: Marvin took aim and winged the Once-ler piloting the mechanical monster; Cara charged in her moseymotiller, and Sam I Am swung form a truffula tree into the Once-ler's turret.  Then there was the contraption built by Son-celer Once-ler to battle the axiswhatsis &mdash; it was a thing or terror and truffula trunks!

: At Pequod's suggestion -- he had seen similar contraptions on whalers, he said -- little Frolicia snuck under the axiswhatsis and climbed aboard through a hatch.  She blew a poisoned dart at the Once-ler and he collapsed!  The ecoterrrorists seized control of the axiswhatsis.  Pequod was able to pilot the machine, if gingerly. 

: While they were discussing whether to sneak in or destroy the equipment, they spotted another rumble.  Fokker, Marvin and Sam went to scout, and found another machine, a loggamajammer picking up truffula tufts felled by the axiswhatsis.  They charged it!  Cara, with passengers Cindy and Son-celer, rushed in behind.  They brutally killed the Once-ler pilot. 

: As they were commandeering the second machine, they suddenly realized that three more loggamajammers were coming over the hill!  But Cindy Lou Who got on the radio and completely confused the Once-lers, assuring them that everything was fine.  Once the other loggamajammers were gone, the team decided to destroy the captured loggamajammers and continue toward the Once-ler HQ with the axiswhatsis and Cara's moseymotiller.

: They met with six large Once-lers armed with butterfly nets (scary, huh?); the Once-ler tried to capture a prisoners.  The ensuing carnage was frightful.  Cindy Lou Who and Fokker McScud, in particular, dealt death to numerous Once-lers.  One managed to escape, but one was captured and interrogated by Fokker (covered in the blood of the other Once-lers.)  The prisoner said that after receiving a confusing message, the Once-lers had suspected an ecoterrorist attack and were trying to gain intelligence of enemy activity by capturing one of the Lorax's allies.

: Sneaking and learning things and cunning tactics? So much for that idea.  Hey there, diddle diddle, straight up through the middle.

* '''Some of the best quotes:'''
** "You're not Sam, you're [[Wikipedia:Son of Sam|Son of Sam]]!"  &mdash; Marvin/Edmund to Sam/Taylor.
** "He's a pilot fish!" &mdash; Marvin/Edmund and Frolicia/Sophie, when Pequod took control of the axiswhatsis.
** "I will serve you green eggs and ham!"  &mdash; Sam/Taylor
** "You're a mean one!" &mdash; Cindy/Meg, smashing a Once-ler to smithereens with her Christmas ornament.


==Part Deuss==

: [[User:Mechante Anemone|Mechante Anemone]]: An army of Once-lers and loggamajammers was approaching!  While Sonce-ler was setting their own loggamajammer (damaged) and axiswhatsis on rudimentary auto-pilot and sending them against the Once-lers, the rest of the ecoterrorists hopped onto Cara Pace's moseymotiller (except Pequod who remembered he was a fish and needed water.)  Sonce-ler caught up with them after jumping off. 

: They took a circuitous route to the Once-ler headquarters, figuring they would be almost deserted, and parked in the Once-ler of the Month spot.  They walked into a large factory where truffula trees were being stripped, the fruit discarded into poisonous waste, and the tufts were turned into thneeds.  At the far end was a control pane; that looked like a big pipe organ.  Next to it was a big red button labelled "Do not push".

: While Sam was alertly watching for an ambush, Marvin decided that everyone does indeed need a thneed and equipped himself with a thneed fedora and trenchcoat.  Frolicia was salvaging still-edible (for a Brown Barbaloot) truffula fruit.  Cindy Lou, Fokker and Sonce-ler raced to press the big red button labelled "Do not push". 

: All sorts of alarms went off!  The floor split open from the door to the control panel; Sam, Cindy Lou, Sonce-ler, and Cara started falling toward a chute!  Fokker simply flew off.  Cindy Lou was nimble enough to jump away.  Sonce-ler held on to the control panel, and Cara barely caught the edge of the receding floor, suspended above the chute and yelling for help.  Sam used his springulous slapper to hang from the ceiling above the chute. 

: Cindy Lou and Marvin began throwing bins of thneed down the chute, and this cause a faint cry for help to ring.  While Frolicia was trying to help Cara up, Fokker pressed the button again! the floor trap shut quickly, sending Cara bouncing and landing on her back.  But Sam was suspended from the ceiling in the chute under the now-closed floor!  Sonce-ler pressed the button a third time to re-open the trap, and Marvin resumed throwing bins of thneed.  Sam made a thneed rope and threw it to the prisoner at the bottom of the chute, who turned out to be Thing Two.  Both Sam and Thing Two were now hanging from the ceiling above the chute, so Fokker flew over to grab the thneed rope and pull them to the side. 

: Sam questioned Thing Two, a painful process.  He learned that the Cat in the Hat had been captured by the Once-lers while trying to negotiate, and was kept under the Lurker tower.  Sonce-ler started playing with the controls.  The place became dangerous as machines went crazy and smoke rose, so everyone else fled. 

: They went to the Lurker tower and climbed to the top, where they found a well-appointed office.  After scaring the secretary and making her fall down the stairs, Marvin and Cindy Lou hit the fine gricklegrass cigars in the humidor.  On the desk they found the plans for a war machine, as well as a forged letter addressed to the president of Here (also known as There) and incriminating the nation of There (who called themselves Here) as trying to start a war.

: There were many portraits of famous Once-lers; behind the portrait of Sponce-ler Once-ler, Sam found a secret button.  He pressed it and a secret door was revealed.  They found the Cat in the Hat, chained to the wall, very thing and mangy-looking.  Frolicia unlocked his manacles and Cindy Lou got herself swallowed up by the Hat.

: Sonce-ler's efforts had set the thneed factory on fire, so they all ran back to the Truffula Woods.  The Lorax talked to the Cat in the Hat, examined the evidence retrieved by the ecoterrorists, and announced that he would next send the team to the Hierarch of There (or Here) to inform him of the deception.

* '''Some of the best quotes:'''
** "It's Fokker's Pendulum."  - Frolicia/Sophie.
** Cindy Lou/Meg: "I thought the Cart in the Hat was an infamous crime lord?"<br>Sam/Taylor: "Cindy Lou Who, you've watched too much 'Law and Order'!"<br>Marvin/Edmund: "No, she's right.  The cat is responsible for the entire mystal creth distribution network in the area."

; Player Thoughts
* [[User:Mechante Anemone|Mechante Anemone]]: 
** Mark did an awesome Seuss job.
** The minis Johnzo had made for the Savage Lorax game were absolutely fantastic.  I think they really added a lot.
** John Reiher built his war machine contraption at the table, using a stack of chopsticks as truffula tree trunks.  It was really neat.
** As Marvin MacMalapert, Edmund had to speak in whupass rhymes throughout the game -- and he did.
** We're so bloodthirsty, Dr. Seuss must be crying.
; Additional GM Thoughts
:

=Dungeon & Savages: Against the Lord of Blood=
[[Image:Cardboardmini.jpg|thumb|Aaron, Longrinn, and Fat Bastard attacking the Lord of Blood]]
; Game System
: [http://www.savageheroes.com/conversions.htm Savage Worlds]
; Pitch
: Your party is now approaching the Village of Hommlet, having ridden up from lands of the Wild Coast. All you have is what you wear and wield, plus the few coins that are hidden in purses and pockets.  What you do possess in quantity, though, is daring and desire to become wealthy and famous. Thus your group comes to Hommlet to learn. Is this indeed a place for adventurers to seek their fortunes? You all hope, of course, to gain riches and make names for yourselves. The outcome of this is uncertain, but your skill and daring, along with a good measure of luck, will be the main ingredients of what follows, be it for weal or woe!

: The dusty, rutted road is lined with closely-grown hedges of brambles and shrubs. Here and there it cuts through a copse or crosses a rivulet. To either hand, forest and meadow have given way to field and orchard. A small herd of kine graze nearby, and a distant hill is dotted with the wand stone chimneys with thin plumes of blue smoke rising from them.  A road angles west into the hill country, and to either side of the road ahead are barns and buildings &#8212; Hommlet at last!

: But who is this?  You hear a cry for help from the direction of the mountain road.  Investigating, you walk up the mountain road to the next hillock, where you discover a man crumpled in the rise between the wheel ruts.  You judge him a villager, by his simple, sturdy clothes.  And, by the bloodstains on that garb, and by the cuts on the sturdy staff that lies next to him, you also judge that he has recently seen a fight...
; Game Master
: Johnzo
; Players
: 8
; Characters - "The Five Swell Gals"
: Longrinn the human paladin (Mark Walters)
: Mykk the half-Orc fighter (Edmund Metheny)
: Aaron the half-Elf ranger (Laura)
: Lyle the Elf bard (Taylor)
: Sianica the human thief (Kayobi - first episode)
: Fat Bastard the Dwarf Cleric (Kristian)
: Petunia the Halfling druid (Sophie) and her dog Martha
: Sammy Topbottom the Gnome thief/magic user (Meg)
; Date
: January 8 & 15, 2007
; Technical Notes
: Power stunting rule: Make a raise and you can narrate your result.
; Recaps
==Part 1==
: '''[[User:Mechante Anemone|Mechante Anemone]]:''' With five female players, the ladies had a majority and successfully voted in the name "The Five Swell Gals" for the party (after all, the Five Swell Guys weren't all guys.)   Yes, we did notice there were more than five of us -- how about the Seven Sentinels who were really nine?  Yeah, I read way too many Alan Moore comics. :)

: So the Five Swell Gals found the aforementioned pesant who had been badly beaten, and decided to take him to nearby Hommlet to get some care.  They soon learned that he was the only survivor of a party of fifteen villagers who had ventured up in the mountains to retrieve young Horace, a 12-year old boy who had been somehow lured to a little-known monastery.

: Apparently, Young Horace was a quiet boy, his widowed father's only child and support.  Old Horace (the father) was legless, and relied on his helpful son to get around and take care of his modest farm.  But a few weeks before, a two-headed calf had been born to one of their cows.  Young Horace took it to the local druid so that she would read the omen, but when she decreed that the calf must be sacrificed, the boy had refused and instead hidden the calf in the forest.  Then Young Horace had suddenly started developping an interest in the abbey in the mountains, declaring that he wanted to join the monastery.  Eventually, the boy had run away to the abbey.   His father was upset and when a group of villagers went to demand that he be returned, they discovered that the monks had hired a band of Orcs, the Twisted Tooth, as mercenaries to defend the monastery. 

: Old Horace and the villagers pleaded with the Five Swell Gals to help -- and the rumour that the monks were sitting on a huge treasure trove didn't hurt either.   Although a crabby Petunia complained that they should be doing a little more ground work first, the group charged up the mountain, with Longrinn and Mykk taking point.

: When they reached the monastery in the crags, they indedd found it defended by Orcs.  Sammy cast a spell to plunge the (previously damaged) gate area in darkness (Obscure).  Erin and Sianica climbed over the walls, Petunia burrowed under the foundations, and the rest swarmed through the broken gate.  

* An epic fight ensued, where some of the highlights included:
** Lyle the bard waded through the fray (using Mykk as cover) and took no damage, while Sammy scurried into a building to hide and was turned into a pincushion by archers.
** Lyle used her Fear spells (singing heavy metal) to rout large mobs of monks and Orcs.
** Longrinn the paladin had the worst luck with his dice, worse even that Aaron the ranger, and that takes a lot of effort.
** Martha the dog managed to horribly maul an Orc on her first attack (and then never rolled anything higher than a 2).
** Petunia burrowed under the Orc leader Hakka's feet and dragged him halfway into the ground as a "weasel attack."
** Ganging up on Hakka allowed the group to chip at him effectively.
** Speaking of effectiveness, Aaron (despite a series of disappointing rolls at one point) showed that he was just as effective with a bow as he was as the two-sword Cuisinart.
** Mykk was a tank, as expected, and bagged Hakka after many blows.
** Sianica was a true "death from above" ninja and also managed to claim credit on others' kills!
** Fat Bastard would rather stay in the middle and risk taking Mykk's "friendly fire" than miss a fight.
** Longrinn can take quantities of damage that would squish several of the other heroes, and barely notice -- which is good, 'cause he sure took a lot of blows.

: Eventually the Orcs were annihilated and Longrinn and Mykk brushed off the monks who were trying to bar the way to the treasure chamber.  An immense pile of gold was in the center of the large room; although Longrinn could feel serious evil vibes, they seemed to come from the room, not the gold. 

: Going gold-mad, Sammy threw herself face-first in the treasure, having gone to Gnome heaven.  Swimming in gold, she reached for a single coin -- and as soon as she grabbed it, the room started filling with blood.  Meanwhile, outside, Petunia found Young Horace in a cell.  Gleeful, the boy was shouting: "He comes!  The master comes!"  A gigantic, shapeless tentacled monster emerged from the gold.

: The monks wailed in despair.  Longrinn managed to extract an explanation from them: the Lord of Blood had long ago been imprisoned here and for 3,000 years, the abbey's monks had been keeping him/it imprisonned by making sacrifice of all earthly pleasures and riches, denying themselves every comfort.  But recent omens and a planetary alignment had allowed the Lord of Blood to contact a receptive victim and call to Young Horace.  The monks had hoped to keep the boy locked up and prevent him from aiding the Lord of Blood; because of his age, they could not bring themselves to hurt Horace.  But the first act of greed committed in the room had freed the Lord of Blood!

::<blockquote style="background:aliceblue; border:1px solid black; padding:1em"><B>johnzo:</B> Like [[SGA_2006_Archive#The_Voyage_of_the_Olympic|The Voyage of the Olympic]] I'd planned this to be another "Pottery Barn" game where in the first session, the PCs would be induced to break something, and in subsequent sessions, they would have to deal with the fallout of that breakage.  So I was very happy with the Lord of Blood's emergence in Session 1. </blockquote>

==Part 2==

:'''[[User:Mechante Anemone|Mechante Anemone]]:''' A fierce battle broke out, as Longrinn, Fat Bastard, Mykk, Aaron and a bunch of angry monks tried to prevent the Lord of Blood from getting out of the treasure room.  [http://www.johnzo.com/pic.html?s=_lg&d=2007-against-the-lord-of-blood&i=0&e=jpg Sianica was grabbed by a tentacle and devoured by the LoB!] (on account of player no-show.)  Meanwhile, Sammy explored the abbey for something helpful, Lyle retreated to the library to find the book about the Lord of Blood, and Petunia talked to Young Horace. 

:Petunia had really meant to kill off Young Horace before he could help the LoB complete his ritual, but upon hearing that Young Horace was hoping to find a way to heal his old father through a bargain with the LoB, she didn't have the heart.  Instead, she let him out and started trying to steer him out of the monastery, so she was too distracted to stop her dog Martha to run off and join the fray in the treasure room.

: [http://www.johnzo.com/pic.html?d=2007-against-the-lord-of-blood&i=2&e=jpg&s=_lg&c=1 While the fight raged on], with the Five Swell Gals hacking at tentacles that kept growing back, Lyle found the Book of Eville and brought it out to the light, but could not decipher it.  Sammy, tired of being pursued by an angry little monk belittling him for his part in allowing the Lord of Blood to break his bonds, decided to join the battle and attack the LoB with fire.

: [http://www.johnzo.com/pic.html?d=2007-against-the-lord-of-blood&i=1&e=jpg&s=_lg&c=1 Longrinn stopped blow after blow from the Lord of Blood], his shield dented beyond recognition.  [http://www.johnzo.com/pic.html?d=2007-against-the-lord-of-blood&i=3&e=jpg&s=_lg&c=1 Mykk fought hard, but was eventually captured by the LoB's tentacles and dragged toward the waiting maw].  Mykk used this new-found closeness with divinity to go berserk and deal the LoB several painful blows.  The combined efforts of all those fighting on the side of Good-and-Not-Being-Eaten, and particularly Mykk's berserker rage, caused the LoB several wounds.  A little monk, full of admiration for Mykk's brave fighting, tried to pull him out but instead was pulled in with the Half-Orc to be devoured by the enemy.

: [http://www.johnzo.com/pic.html?d=2007-against-the-lord-of-blood&i=4&e=jpg&s=_lg&c=1 Just as Mykk, still suspended in the air by tentacles, was being dropped in the LoB's gullet], Aaron of the Two-Sword Cuisinart dealt the LoB the mortal blows.  The hellish creature shivered; Fat Bastard and Longrinn combined their powers to Turn it, and [http://www.johnzo.com/pic.html?d=2007-against-the-lord-of-blood&i=5&e=jpg&s=_lg&c=1 the LoB collapsed in a puddle of ichor and tentacle bits].  But Martha the dog plunged into the puddle as it bubble away, and could not be found again afterwards.

:Although the Lord of Blood was gone, Longrinn could still feel evil inside the treasure room, its very walls, and some of the gold.  Then animals started arriving from the surrounding mountain forest, trooping inside the treasure chamber around the debris.  Questioned by Sammy and Petunia, they kept saying the "Spring is coming." 

:The monks decided to disband since their task was over, except for the one who had been so impressed by Mykk and asked to become his apprentice.  Fat Bastard and Sammy went down to Hommlet to take Young Horace back to his father and look for a scholar and a wizard to read the Book of Eville.  Although the priest at the local Temple of St. Cuthbert was very happy to help sequester the tainted gold, no one could be found to read the book, not even at the viscount's castle. 

:But Aaron found the local druid dead, beyond a breech in a hastily thrown barrier of thorns; she appeared to have been gored by an animal, probably a boar.  None of this did much to improve the sense that the Five Swell Gals had not succeeded as brilliantly as they had hoped.  They elected to keep watch on the place while looking for someone to decipher the book and until "spring" came. 

:Lyle finally got impatient.  She decided to walk into the erstwhile treasure room, where the animals were still waiting, and cut her hand, letting the blood fall to the floor.  The resulting tremor alerted the rest of the group, who rushed to the treasure room with weapons drawn. 

:In the center stood Martha the dog.  The animals started advancing toward her; when a squirrel reached her, she gave it a friendly lick &mdash; and it sprouted bat wings and flew off.  A steer approach next, was licked, and had its antlers turn to serpents. 

:But Petunia, not the sharpest tool in the shed, ran in and, recognizing her companion, ran to embrace Martha.  Though her features momentarily wavered when Martha licked her, she seemed unaffected.  She brought Martha out of the treasure room &mdash; where Longrinn slew the dog on the spot, then the steer.  But the squirrel could not be found...

:'''Epilogue:''' Days later in Greyhawk, a large city with its generous share of vermin, pigeons and rats gathered around a bat-winged squirrel...

; Player Thoughts
* '''[[User:Mechante Anemone|Mechante Anemone]]:''' Some favourite quotes:
** "You forgot to call me a fool this turn!" &mdash; Sammy to the angry little monk
** "We're about to be the Four Swell Gals." &mdash; Lyle
** GM: "These are the front tentacles..."<br>  Petunia: "And Longrinn's being attacked by the ass tentacles."
** "I have him right where he wants me!" &mdash; Mykk, dragged to his (near) doom by the LoB
** Lyle: "We must disperse this evil gold so it can't do any more harm."<br>  Longrinn: "Yeah, you'd like that."
** Petunia: "The druid is a halfling, so she can hardly have been gored by something large like a steer."<br>  Mykk: "Maybe it was a dyk-dyk."
** GM: "But how do you track a flying squirrel?"<br>   Longrinn: "First, you need a really large moose."

; Additional GM Thoughts
: '''[[User:Johnzo|Johnzo]]:''' [http://www.johnzo.com/gallery.html?d=2007-against-the-lord-of-blood Against The Lord of Blood: The Photonovel].



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-=Savage X-Crawl: Inaugural Celebrity Pro-Am Crawl=
+=Savage X-Crawl=
 ; Game System
 : [http://www.smithandrobards.com/index.php?cPath=2 Savage Worlds] / [http://www.goodman-games.com/preview-XC.php X-Crawl]
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 : "Coming up on Empire-1 Sports:  this week the Judge's Guild will announce the year's changes to the scoring system.  Our X-Crawl insider Peter Perkins tells you what you can expect, and how it will affect your favorite game.  Jupiter and Juno willing, we'll be right back!"
 :
-: '''Teaser No. 3:'''
+: '''Teser No. 3:'''
 : "Bikers, brawlers, criminal scum - the Vader Nine gang is all of these things and more.  They are tough, determined, and vicious.  But this is X-Crawl, not a pub fight.  Whether the Vader Nines can propel Tony Yang to victory in the Celebrity Pro-Am Crawl remains to be seen.  Reporting from Hobart, Tasmania, this is Randal Walkin, Empire-1 Sports."
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 : "Next up - Empire-1 takes you on a rare visit to the underground kingdom of Zurah'a'zurah for a big game hunt like nothing you have seen before.    Stalking the elusive Umber Hulk - right after these messages."
 :
-: '''Teaser No. 4:'''
-: "Jupiter and Juno be praised, and long life to the Emperor Ronald I!  This is Empire-1 Sports with this breaking announcement.  The Jose Villalobos Foundation has announced the identity of the Dungeon Jockey for the Inaugural Celebrity Pro-Am Crawl!  It is none other than starlette Carley Danger!  Danger, who is best known for her role in the critically acclaimed "The Romance of Plato", also starred in "The Blue Scorpion" with Crawl team captain Bradley Epstein.  The two shared a tempestuous romance during and following the film, followed by a spectacular public break-up the following year.  Since then their relationship can best be described as "cool", though both have stated publicly that they bear no ill will towards the other.  How this will affect Epstein's chances for victory are unknown.  Epstein, still in seclusion, could not be reached for comment."
-: "This has been an Empire-1 Sports network special report!  We now return you to "Sports around the Empire" already in progress!"
 ; Game Master
 : Edmund Metheny
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 : 6
 ; Characters
-: Allie  (Alicante) "Bantam" Goodwine, Halfling paladin (Sophie)
+: Halfling paladin (Sophie)
-: Tycho, Gnome barbarian (Peter)
+: Gnome barbarian (Peter)
-: Frederico "The Saxinator" Rodriquez, Half-elf bard (John R.)
+: Half-elf bard (John R.)
-: Grunt, Half-orc sorcerer (Cain)
+: Half-orc sorcerer (Cain)
-: Ephraim "Shibboleth" Gilead, Human mage (Mark)
+: Human mage (Mark)
-: Sherry "Stalker" Goodwine, Halfling rogue (Laura)
+: Halfling rogue (Laura)
 ; Date
 : August 20 and 27, 2007
 ; Technical Notes
-: The ''Savage Worlds'' rules are modified to reflect some of the special rules from ''Xcrawl'' including awarding bennies as Team Mojo; grandstanding; mugging; Fame; and others (see house rules handout in the Yahoo group Files folder.)
+:
 ; Recaps
-: CUE:  opening bars of "It All Comes Down to the Money" (Terminator X)
-:
-: "Jupiter and Juno be praised!  Welcome back to Empire-1 Sports Network's live coverage of the Inaugural Celebrity Pro-Am Crawl here is foggy San Francisco!  Our first team, Bradley's Bruisers, is now taking a brief break following their spectacular victory over a group of hobgoblins!  John?"
-:
-: "Yes they are Bill, and what a battle it was, with Ephraim "Shibboleth" Gilead coming to the fore with a spectacular fire blast that literally wilted the hobgoblins where they stood.  It was a beautiful piece of teamwork by Bradley's Bruisers that averted a near disastrous encounter following a surprising error by Frederico "The Saxonator" Rodriguez.  Let's watch the instant replay."
-:
-: "OK, here we see the group making its way down the corridor, pausing just short of the intersection.  Now from our perspective we can see the eight burly hobgoblins waiting down the hall for the Bruisers to come around the corner.  But The Saxonator takes a mirror from Brad Epstein, and uses it to peer around the corner.  He sees the hobgoblins, but they clearly do not see him."
-:
-: "Things are going pretty well for the Bruisers at this point but here comes the error - Rodriguez is trying to explain to Shibboleth what he saw, but can't seem to get the wizard to understand.  In frustration he raises his voice and...  right there!  The goblins take notice and ready their bows."
-:
-: "Not the sort of mistake you would expect from the son of Unlimited Class professional X-Crawlers!  And potentially a deadly one, with the team now forced to deal with the hobgoblins on their terms...  or are they?"
-:
-: "Now the team confers - obviously nobody relishes the idea of stepping into the line of fire of all those bows.  But "Bantam" Goodwine and Tycho the Barbarian step to the fore!  They roll into the corridor...  here come the arrows!  Tycho is hit!  But before the hobbs can reload, out steps Gilead!  He conjures an arcane blast, lets fly, and WOW!  The hobbs go up like matchsticks!  A quick and definitive end to what could have been a dangerous encounter for the Bruisers!
-:
-: "It has certainly been a day of surprises here, between Gilead's impressive spellcasting, and little "Stalker" Goodwine dropping several opponents who were troubling her larger and stronger teammates - including not one but two ogres - this has already been a first level to remember, and a good start to the Pro-Am Celebrity Crawl."
-:
-: "Indeed it has!  But those who watched the pre-game show know that there is a lot more in store for the Bruisers before they can finish off level 1!  Though their combat performance has been good they have yet to rescue even one of the 'Maidens Fair' to complete this level, and DJ Carley Danger has a lot more in store for them before their quest is completed.  One could almost say that their opposition to this point has just been the warm up."
-:
-: "Wait a minute!  It looks like the Brawlers are preparing to move on.  Yes!  Yes they are shouldering their gear - "Bantom" Goodwine is uttering a prayer to Fortuna Victrix, and the Brawlers are on the move!  Lets go back to the dungeon where the action is heating up!"
 :
 ; Player Thoughts