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| | =General Traits= | | =General Traits= |
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| − | ===Coked Up===
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| − | ''"I'm bored, I'm bored, you bored? Let's go beat up that old guy! Let's go, let's do something!"''
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| − | '''Advantage:''' You've had a lot of coke in your life. Because of this, you add +1 to your starting ''Nutter'' and ''"I'll Cut Ya!"'' attributes.
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| − | '''Disadvantage:''' You're just a little bit restless. You can't stay in any one location for more than half an hour at a time, and you can never attempt ''slow'' tasks.
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| | ===Joker=== | | ===Joker=== |
| | ''"Here, Bob, what's the best thing about f**king twenty eight year olds?"'' | | ''"Here, Bob, what's the best thing about f**king twenty eight year olds?"'' |
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| − | '''Advantage:''' You're a walking book of jokes. Because of this, you add +1 to your starting ''Good Mate'' value. The GM might even provide you with an actual book of jokes so you can roleplay this. | + | '''Advantage:''' You're a walking book of jokes. Because of this, you add +1 to your starting ''Good Mate'' value. The GM should probably provide you with an actual book of jokes so you can roleplay this. |
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| | '''Disadvantage:''' You're a joker, so no-ones going to take you seriously. You don't even take yourself seriously - you joke because you're insecure. You have a -1 penalty to all starting ''I'll Cut Ya!'' attribute. | | '''Disadvantage:''' You're a joker, so no-ones going to take you seriously. You don't even take yourself seriously - you joke because you're insecure. You have a -1 penalty to all starting ''I'll Cut Ya!'' attribute. |
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| | =Girl Traits= | | =Girl Traits= |
| − | ===On the Rag===
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| − | ''"Not tonight love, Liverpool's playing at home."''
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| − | '''Advantage:''' You're on that "time of the month" that needs sanitary towels, painkillers and a respectable distance. Because of this, you are at +2 to both your starting ''Nutter'' and ''"I'll Cut Ya!"'' attributes.
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| − | '''Disadvantage:''' No-one likes a woman in red. You deduct -2 penalty from your starting ''Well Shaggable'' and ''Good Mates'' attributes.
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| | ===Preggers=== | | ===Preggers=== |
| | ''"Oi! She's got a bun in the oven! Stop hitting her!"'' | | ''"Oi! She's got a bun in the oven! Stop hitting her!"'' |
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| | Because of this, it takes a real hard-case to gut-stab you. Other Scum can only ever target you with ''Nutter''-based attribute tests if their ''Nutter'' value is 7 or higher. | | Because of this, it takes a real hard-case to gut-stab you. Other Scum can only ever target you with ''Nutter''-based attribute tests if their ''Nutter'' value is 7 or higher. |
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| − | '''Disadvantage:''' Blokes generally don't fancy a fat bird, and though that's not fat making your belly big, a lot of blokes don't understand that. Also, the extra weight you are hefting about makes you a bit more obvious... You deduct -2 penalty from your starting ''Well Shaggable'' and ''Sneaky Bastard'' attributes. | + | '''Disadvantage:''' Blokes generally don't fancy a fat bird, and though that's not fat making your belly big, a lot of blokes don't understand that. Also, the extra weight your hefting makes you a bit more obvious... You deduct -1 penalty from your starting ''Well Shaggable'' and ''Sneaky Bastard'' attributes. |
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| − | ===Proper Tart===
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| − | ''"Katie Price and Posh Spice, are like, so fashionable, babe, and they use this lip gloss all the time."''
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| − | '''Advantage:''' You are slavishly devoted to make-up and celeb fashion which makes you popular with the guys, and a fashion guru to the girls. Because of this, you add +2 to your starting ''Well Shaggable'' and ''Good Mate'' attributes.
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| − | '''Disadvantage:''' This kind of look takes time! For every six hours the game scenario lasts, you lose one hour at the start of the night. For example, if the game scenario is 12 hours long, then you'll join in 2 hours into the night. Also, the look is expensive, and you're not inclined to do anything that will break a nail - at the start of the night, reduce your ''Nutter'' and ''Shrapnel'' attributes by one.
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| − | ===Skinny===
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| − | ''"You're just jealous cos you look like you're forty, or something. I'm gonna go throw up now, keep myself thin."''
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| − | '''Advantage:''' You are bulimic and anorexic. Sadly, Scum guys think you're super skinny and "well fit" because of it. Because of this, you add +2 to your starting ''Well Shaggable'' attribute.
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| − | '''Disadvantage:''' It's not good for you being like this! Long term health issues aside, you get tired easily and don't have much tolerance for everyday poisons. Deduct -1 from your starting ''Nutter'', ''Pisshead'' and ''Stoner'' values.
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| − | ===A bit small for a stormtrooper===
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| − | ''"Are you in yet?"''
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| − | '''Advantage:''' Puberty hasn't really improved you in the trouser department, and that makes you angry. Add +1 to your starting ''Nutter'' and ''"I'll Cut Ya!"'' attributes.
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| − | '''Disadvantage:''' Word is out, I'm afraid. Deduct -2 from your starting ''Well Shaggable'' attribute.
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| − | ===Compulsive Rapper===
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| − | ''"D to the A to the Z, that's me, I'm a Londoner and I'm well hard see?"''
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| − | '''Advantage:''' Like Mike Skinner and Eminem, you think you're a great rapper (though actually you're barely capable of nursery rhyme level material). Scum being Scum, though, your mates think you're a great rapper too. Add +1 to your starting ''Good Mate'' and ''Well Shaggable'' attributes.
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| − | '''Disadvantage:''' You find yourself muttering rhymes as you wander the streets, which makes you kind of conspicuous. Deduct -2 from your starting ''Sneaky Bastard'' attribute.
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| | ===Racer=== | | ===Racer=== |
| | ''"Wanna race?"'' | | ''"Wanna race?"'' |
