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*A massive pulse of air and energy bursts out wards from the funky gibbons altar. Physically rocking all within its blast, anything not secured flies along with the shockwave, small monkeys birds and general detritus. All present see the four main protaganists of the tale suddenly grow to immense size, each transforming into  their God for a split second. Zsa zsa becomes an insanely dancing Funky gibbon, Snikka the all powerfull Monkey King, Boo a fierce Foundbrother poised to strike and Hot potato a towering inferno of flame.
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*A massive pulse of air and energy bursts outwards from the Funky Gibbons altar. Physically rocking all within its blast, anything not secured flies along with the shockwave, small monkeys, birds and general detritus fly along the ground. All present see the four main protaganists of the tale suddenly grow to immense size, each transforming into  their God for a split second. Zsa zsa becomes an insanely dancing Funky gibbon, Snikka the all powerfull Monkey King, Boo a fierce Foundbrother poised to strike and Hot potato a towering inferno of flame.
  
  
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Baboons freeze mid bite, terrified nomads cower from the onslaught and then Fwooooosh the Air sucks back from where it came...
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Baboons freeze mid bite, terrified nomads cower from the onslaught, spells coagulate mid air and then Fwooooosh the Air sucks back from whence it came...
  
Silence reigns, well almost, apart from the now near comatose sable riders all of the Baboons stand stock still and look at each of the heroes
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Silence reigns, well almost. Apart from the now gibbering Sable riders, all of the Baboons stand stock still and look at the four heroes.
  
A strange light envelops each and upon their forehead Bright runes glow. Turning their now golden eyes upon each other our heroic foursome can only wonder...until...
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One and all are now enveloped by a strange bluish light and upon their heads Runes burn fiercely  . Turning their now golden eyes upon each other our heroic foursome can only wonder...until...
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A huge shout errupts from all present
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''Woo Haa ...Heroquest!''
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Above, the mighty statue of the Funky Gibbon creaks, showering all below with dust and beckons to his descendants.
  
A huge shout errupts from all
 
  
''woo haa Heroquest!''
 
  
 
*Pop...Pop...poppity pop....
 
*Pop...Pop...poppity pop....
  
ancient ancestors start to arrive around the altar. several monkeys suddenly gain and ancient countenance and being to dance....
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Centered upon the Altar where Baba Ganough and Aye Aye sit , ghostly forms of baboon ancestors begin to appear in their dozens.   Monkeys suddenly gain an ancient countenance and being to dance....sly intelligence shining from their now beady eyes as they are quickly possessed by old souls hungry for life once more. Everyone present feels the urge to dance....
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*To the North and Beneath the Black cloud a gang of Baboons bound and leap out of a broken tower,like an evil tide of violence, each rolling in the ashes of a dead fire in the centre of a dusty compound.
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*To the North and beneath the black cloud, a gang of Baboons bound and leap out of a broken tower, like an evil tide of violence. One  by one they adorn their faces with ashes from a long dead fire and then look upwards to where Kong their leader stands, legs astride an ancient carved Lintel.  
  
Then as one they look upwards to where Kong their leader stands, legs astride an ancient carved Lintel. He roars out in guttural Beast speech
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Beating his chest he roars out
  
  
''Bring out the Gimp''
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''The Dark Eater calls.....Bring out the Gimp''

Revision as of 04:52, 4 October 2010

  • A massive pulse of air and energy bursts outwards from the Funky Gibbons altar. Physically rocking all within its blast, anything not secured flies along with the shockwave, small monkeys, birds and general detritus fly along the ground. All present see the four main protaganists of the tale suddenly grow to immense size, each transforming into their God for a split second. Zsa zsa becomes an insanely dancing Funky gibbon, Snikka the all powerfull Monkey King, Boo a fierce Foundbrother poised to strike and Hot potato a towering inferno of flame.


Time stops still...


Baboons freeze mid bite, terrified nomads cower from the onslaught, spells coagulate mid air and then Fwooooosh the Air sucks back from whence it came...

Silence reigns, well almost. Apart from the now gibbering Sable riders, all of the Baboons stand stock still and look at the four heroes.

One and all are now enveloped by a strange bluish light and upon their heads Runes burn fiercely . Turning their now golden eyes upon each other our heroic foursome can only wonder...until...

A huge shout errupts from all present

Woo Haa ...Heroquest!

Above, the mighty statue of the Funky Gibbon creaks, showering all below with dust and beckons to his descendants.


  • Pop...Pop...poppity pop....

Centered upon the Altar where Baba Ganough and Aye Aye sit , ghostly forms of baboon ancestors begin to appear in their dozens. Monkeys suddenly gain an ancient countenance and being to dance....sly intelligence shining from their now beady eyes as they are quickly possessed by old souls hungry for life once more. Everyone present feels the urge to dance....



  • To the North and beneath the black cloud, a gang of Baboons bound and leap out of a broken tower, like an evil tide of violence. One by one they adorn their faces with ashes from a long dead fire and then look upwards to where Kong their leader stands, legs astride an ancient carved Lintel.

Beating his chest he roars out


The Dark Eater calls.....Bring out the Gimp