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Toon: A. M. Phineas


TSR: 161, 162, 173, 177, 178, 189, 194, 197, 202, 203, 204, 205, 208, 209, 210, 213, 216, 220, 221, 223, 226, 231, 233, 234, 235, 236, 237, 238, 239, 240, 241, 242, 243, 250, 251, 252, 255, 258, 260, 262, 264

WotC: 270, 272, 273

WotC/Paizo (3.x): 281, 315, 319, 348, 354


[quote][B]Signor Uomonesto's Tilean Fables:[/B] [B]The Green Dog and the Greedy Man[/B]

In a small sea-side trading port there once lived a kindly old Doctor. Time had been less than kind to him, and his youthful vigour and charming looks were long gone. But if the doctor always looked like Morr was constantly one step behind him, that was nothing compared to his dog.

Nobody remembered when the Doctor originally got the dog. As long as any in the village could recall, the dog had always been the Doctor's one constant companion and by now it was ancient. It was thin, mangy, flea-bitten and toothless, and it had been born with only three legs, but all this was nothing to the dog's most distinguishing feature: some accident of nature or science had permanently dyed the dog's skin a striking shade of green.

Now, in this same village lived a [b]Greedy Man[/b]. All day long he sat in his house, wearing his [b]fancy clothes[/b] and thought of things he would like to take from others to make his own. But all the while thought and stuffed his [b]fat belly[/b] and stroked his [b]large sideburns[/b], the one object he desired more than anything was the Doctor's [b]Three-Legged Green-Skin[/b]ned Dog.

The [b]Greedy Man[/b] was no slouch, and he knew that the Doctor would never willing part with his [b]Green-Skin[/b]ned Dog until Morr himself came for one or both of them. So he sat and he scratched his [b]grey head[/b] and he plotted and he planned.