Uz

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We'z the Skull Splinters and our big Mama is Mama Snip. She Krolar and she eat war beetles for breakfast. We'z Indigo Tribe but most of them stoopid. We'z got uz own Smoky [volcano], good for Zorak magics.

Mama Snip's Mama, she Uzuz [Mistress Race troll] and she come back when Big Rumble start. She got special job for Uz.

We woz made when when Fireye smash a Thunderlizard skull to bits. Fireye woz Mama Snip's Mama's boy. That means he'z our uncle. Mama Snip's Mama get all the bits and each bit she give to a god. One to Gorakiki. One to Argan Argar. One to each. So we'z got all the gods for uz.

South is Torkani. They's hoomans but they thinks them Uz. West is Bachad. Them hoomans too and them always fighting the HurtMan and his boys.

Glossary:

  • Krolar = scorpion god, so Mama Snip, the clan chief, is a Krolari shaman and has taken the form of a scorpion.
  • Zorak Zoran = mad berserk death chaos-fighter who makes zombies and is on our side, mostly. Fireye was a Death Lord.
  • Big Rumble = Hero Wars, currently under way
  • HurtMan = The Man of the Sun, a new figure in AldaChur