YazebasPbP/Yazeba
A Yazeba's Bed and Breakfast character.
Yazeba
a witch who uses she/her pronouns
Pick me if: You’d rather judge others’ choices than make them, it’s your house and you make the rules, someone loves her anyway.
Bingos:
- Use wisdom (instead of magic) to solve a problem.
- See something no one else could.
- Protect the Bed & Breakfast and those under its roof.
- Show kindness... of a sort.
- Share just a smidgen of magical wisdom.
Whoopsies:
- Use magic (instead of wisdom) to make everything worse.
- Boss everyone else around.
- Stay cryptic and secretive about something that matters to everyone.
- Delight in pushing everyone else away.
- Criticize someone (and call it “helping.”)
Facts About Yazeba:
- Yazeba traded her heart for the Bed & Breakfast, which may explain her cold and sometimes cruel behavior. (“Not that that’s any of your business,” she’d snarl).
- Before she sold her heart, she wrote a couple of books about the magic of names. (“Neither of them particularly good—stop asking to see them!”)
- She’s always busy with “witchy business” — although she doesn’t seem to work much actual magic. (“I wouldn’t expect you to understand.”)
- She has a funny way of cursing, like, she always says “Foes afire!” or “Friends afire!” or something else that starts with F. (“It’s a curse. It’s not supposed to be funny.”)
- Her preferred vices are expensive cigars, cheap cigarettes, and dusklit rides through the sky on her enchanted bicycle. (“That’s how I distract myself from you numbskulls.”)
- Deep down, she really cares. (“Incorrect.”)
Perils of the Sharptongue
My esteemed hostess, my fearsome employer, and my dear friend: You can be a real stinker. Check these off whenever you’re mean to one of those people.
[__] Gertrude
[__] Sal
[__] The Moon Prince
[__] Parish (me)
[__] A guest who deserves it
[__] A guest who doesn’t
[__] Someone who can take it
[__] Someone who can’t
[__] Yourself
If you start a chapter and all the boxes are checked off, you will lash out at everyone around you. Use your Whoopsies often, and weigh your Bingos down with heartless spite. When the chapter ends, replace this journey with “You Okay In There?
