Forgotten Freedom:Broken Rules
Rules We Have Broken[edit]
232. The Tarrasque will not be referred to as “Mr. T”.
233. Mr. T will not be imitated under any circumstances.
235. Or Michael Jackson.
247. You are not allowed to pick fights with the leaders of major religions.
248. You are not allowed to hit on them either.
249. ...especially if doing so would violate Thranish age of consent laws.
423. We don’t make bombing runs with "Bigby's Crushing Tactical Nuke".
424. Unless we have a pool going as to who can get the closest to the target.
452. Do not refer to Henchmen crew as "Red Shirts".
495. Rakshasas are not to be referred to as "Tony".
612. This is not Star Wars.
680. For the last time, NONE of us are Batman.
62. Shifters cannot be Catgirls.
65. Even if they were I could not make a mansion of them and sell their pictorials.
872. No crew members are too get within 30 feet of Jaela. Not even the females. Or the Warforged.
1075. Because (say it with me...!) you are not Batman.
1097. You still aren't Batman.
1223. And no you still aren't Batman.
1246. In fact, you’re not allowed near her [Jaela] at all. Get over this obsession.
1265. There will be no cloning Jaela to 18 years old so there's enough for everyone.
1163. YOU STILL AREN'T BATMAN!! GIVE IT UP, ALREADY!!!
1391. You are not Batman! And Jaela is DEFINITLY not Batgirl OR Catwoman.
1444. Repeat after me. No one on this ship is Batman, not even the glidewing shifter.
1473. The Chain of Command is a system of determining authority, not the chain you use to beat your unwilling subordinates until they realise who's in ruttin' command.…
1483. YOU ARE STILL NOT BATMAN!!
1497. We don't have a wine cellar.
1502. It's pronounced 'Eye-gore'.
1776. To the mages: Fireball should not be your instinctive reaction to everything.
1804. Dressing up in a costume and fighting crime is not a hobby.
1877. Plan B is not "twice as many fireballs as Plan A".
1944. I must stop hiding in the Paladin chick's room to watch her undress for the night.
2021. For the love of god, FIREBALL IS NOT A TOY!!!
2101. We are not the Bat-Airship!
2332. We shall not break the 4th wall...
2334. Reading the Eberron handbooks while we game in character...
2335. Making snappy comeback lines that require out of character knowledge...
And the next two I am in EGREGIOUS violation of :D
2343. Cross-gender roleplaying is no longer permitted due to...
2344. The abundance of lesbian softcore...
2430. The bard will not learn poetry beginning 'There once was a man from Nantucket'.
418. As pirates, we find 'Talk Like A Pirate Day' to be unnecessary.
419. Especially just to make conversations incomprehensible.
1910. No, we cannot be pirate ninjas!
