Forgotten Freedom:Rules of the Bar
Rules of the Bar (aka “The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if…”)
1: If your name contains the word “Jarlot”, do not talk to the half-elf with the mechanical arm.
Edit: The half-elf no longer has a mechanical arm. But you'll know who we're talking about, trust us.
2: Bar brawls follow standard comic narrative rules.
3: The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if you call the orangutan a monkey.
4: The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if you attack the young farmboy who came in with the old man in a hooded cloak.
5. All ninja-pirate debates must be taken outside.
6. The establishment is not responsible if you choose to accept your mission.
7. The establishment is not responsible if your children disappear into a wardrobe.
Rules for Costume Contests in the bar 1. No saying you are dressed up as yourself. 2. No dressing up as a horrible vision of unknowability in an attempt to drive the judges insane and thus be declared the winner by default. 3. Ketler is not allowed to dress up as Jaela.
