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| | "This game is [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8432346&postcount=990 Sin City], [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8432759&postcount=991 as done by the cast of Final Fantasy Advent Children], [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8432828&postcount=992 while on <s>heroin</s> PCP], and [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8436909&postcount=994 written by Jim Butcher channelling Hunter S. Thompson, Robert E. Howard, and William Gibson."] | | "This game is [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8432346&postcount=990 Sin City], [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8432759&postcount=991 as done by the cast of Final Fantasy Advent Children], [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8432828&postcount=992 while on <s>heroin</s> PCP], and [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8436909&postcount=994 written by Jim Butcher channelling Hunter S. Thompson, Robert E. Howard, and William Gibson."] |
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| − | ''Looks like the Maiden of Weaving finally got drunk enough to compile the commentary of the pattern spiders in [[AlphaOmega|Alpha & Omega]]...''<br> | + | ''Looks like the Maiden of Weaving finally got drunk enough to compile the commentary of the pattern spiders in [[AlphaOmega]]...''<br> |
| | This is a running list of as much of the silliness from the game's OoC. | | This is a running list of as much of the silliness from the game's OoC. |
| | ==Forum Silliness== | | ==Forum Silliness== |
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| | ===Mpascal02=== | | ===Mpascal02=== |
| | [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8513266&postcount=1061 Reaction to Sui Mae's getting the media's attention] | | [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8513266&postcount=1061 Reaction to Sui Mae's getting the media's attention] |
| − | <br>[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8559549&postcount=1114 "And lo, if you do (worship Sol Invictus), He will grant you something like a heroin-pissing dinosaur. Seriously, do you have any idea what kind of an impact this has on profits? It's astonishing....right, sermon now, discussion of how the heroin-peeing dinosaur makes us millions later."]
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| | <br>[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9481367&postcount=2003 "the only thing John might have done/do before Brown's departure is sanctify his "I'm going to go suicide in Oblivion all alone" statement. Just to be safe."] | | <br>[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9481367&postcount=2003 "the only thing John might have done/do before Brown's departure is sanctify his "I'm going to go suicide in Oblivion all alone" statement. Just to be safe."] |
| | *Li: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9481488&postcount=2004 "Wow. That's cold. Ice-cold. Cold like the depths of interstellar space, cold."] | | *Li: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9481488&postcount=2004 "Wow. That's cold. Ice-cold. Cold like the depths of interstellar space, cold."] |
| | **Mpascal: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9481617&postcount=2005 "I try. ~_^"] | | **Mpascal: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9481617&postcount=2005 "I try. ~_^"] |
| − | [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=12852223&postcount=556 "Obviously, (Ain) is a cruel God who tests us. Only a sacrifice will appease him now! Quickly, let us offer up the fatted Dragon-Blooded upon our altar, that our ST might return, with posts!"]
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| − | *Meriss: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=12855674&postcount=557 "I seem to recall that the golden blood of a Solar contains far more tasty, tasty essence."]
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| − | **Mpascal: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=12856159&postcount=558 "Yes, but we have to think of the future here -- Terrestrials pass down their Exaltation through bloodlines. They're a self-sustaining resource, people! Let's go green with the sacrifices, here!"]
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| − | [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=13563786&postcount=921 "Well, shit. Evidently the Bitch Queen is a Castlevania fan."]
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| − | *Astra: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=13564322&postcount=929 "You say it like it's a bad thing. Can't you just see Cassidy and Liz shouting 'Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!'"]
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| − | **Mpascal: [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=13564521&postcount=930 "More worrying is the fact that I can just as easily see John going 'What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!' *flings wine glass* 'But enough talk! Have at you!' ... Of course, instead of teleporting and launching fireballs, he....uses Leaping Dodge Method and Essence Bullet Attack....you know, perhaps I should just stop this comparison now."]
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| | ===Yes, it does sound wrong out of context=== | | ===Yes, it does sound wrong out of context=== |
| − | Mpascal: But the previous posts got stunts for her being at the top of Jian's tornado (which sounds horrifically wrong out of context.... ~_^)<br>
| + | mbpascal: But the previous posts got stunts for her being at the top of Jian's tornado (which sounds horrifically wrong out of context.... ~_^) |
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| + | mbpascal: There's far worse ways I could've put that. "Sui Mae is riding the air dragon's tornado out of sight. Yeah, and we wonder why people claim that sexual deviancy is a path to Real Ultimate Power in Exalted.) |
| − | Mpascal: There's far worse ways I could've put that. "Sui Mae is riding the air dragon's tornado out of sight." Yeah, and we wonder why people claim that sexual deviancy is a path to Real Ultimate Power in Exalted.<br>
| + | astrakiseki: YOU are SO fucking LUCKY I wasn't drinking anything. |
| − | Astrakiseki: YOU are SO fucking LUCKY I wasn't drinking anything.
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| − | ===I hope you are taking notes, Ain===
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| − | Astra: ... I had a scary mental.<br>
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| − | Astra: Cassidy doing a duet with Troile.<br>
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| − | Meriss: :-O What is wrong with yer mind girl!<br>
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| − | Meriss: THe Brujah club rave with troile in a birdhat was bad enough<br>
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| − | Astra: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G7OEvpEuIs <br>
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| − | Astra: Exactly.<br>
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| − | Astra: Them singing that.<br>
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| − | Astra: Well, Cassidy as backup.<br>
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| − | Meriss: This. This is way worse. I may not sleep tonight<br>
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| − | Astra: Here's something worse:<br>
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| − | Astra: Arikel, head of the Toreador clan, with Cassidy in her hands.<br>
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| − | Meriss: :-O<br>
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| − | Meriss: Wrong, wrong, wrong<br>
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| − | Astra: Indeed.<br>
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| − | Meriss: and now I won't e able to sleep<br>
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| − | Astra: And SHE has Auspex.<br>
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| − | Meriss: NOT HELPING!<br>
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| − | Astra: ^_~<br>
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| − | ===Something Bloody===
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| − | ''In an IRC chat, where people don't know the context.''<br>
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| − | [10:14] <Astra> Hm. What do you guys think would happen if a Kuei-jin drank Solar blood?<br>
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| − | [10:14] <JaitoWerkz> Astra: Critical crossover mass. Game explodes.<br>
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| − | [10:15] <Astra> Already happened.<br>
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| − | ===On Gabriel and um-===
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| − | Astra: Also, I don't know why, but the arm pit hair?
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| − | <br>Astra: Made me lol.
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| − | <br>Khayin: I also didn't realize that you can't embed images into posts, so I had to go to my personal site and shove the image into there.
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| − | <br>Khayin: Dude, he ''has'' to have armpit hair!
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| − | <br>Astra: I know.
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| − | <br>Astra: But it stil. made. me. laugh.
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| − | <br>Khayin: It's not as easy to see because of the shitty scan, but he also has a bunch of hair on his forearms, his chest, and he's got a rockin' happy trail goin' on.
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| − | <br>Khayin: He's a hairy Latin mofo! :-D
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| − | <br>Astra: BRAIN BLEACH. XD
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| − | ===Gabe's a Boy Scout===
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| − | (7:00:44 PM) Astra: ... My got, this is sappy and adorable
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| − | <br>(7:02:57 PM) Astra: But pretty much, Cassidy is pretty much being nice to Nick... and it's something that he hasn't had for a long time, it seems. And having someone sitting next to him and just singing Lean On Me to him apparently... well, he burst into tears.
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| − | <br>(7:03:46 PM) Khayin: Heh. Well, as long as he stays nice and normal.
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| − | <br>(7:03:56 PM) Astra: Yeah.
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| − | <br>(7:04:09 PM) Astra: But pretty much, Cassidy is being a friend.
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| − | <br>(7:04:11 PM) Khayin: The second he goes into god mode, I'm buying Dragon Coil Technique.
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| − | ===PAGING DR. FREUD===
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| − | (This discussion was in an Exalted irc channel that has a lot of 4channers on it. Surprisingly, it's clean. Mostly.
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| − | <br><Astra> God damn Cassidy.
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| − | <br>LawnPygmy headtilts.
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| − | <br><Astra> It's the modern Zenith PC.
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| − | <br><Astra> The original concept was a wholesome singer who looked the part of a femme fatale and used it as a persona on stage.
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| − | <br><ResplendentDestiny> Girl-next-door porn. Go on.
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| − | <br><Mitchell_Henderson> delicious
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| − | <br><Astra> And after about a year and a half of playing her, it slowly dawned on me that she pretty much is squeaky clean... but has a weird sense of modesty at this point.
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| − | <br><Astra> Aka, she'll walk out of a shower with just a towel on to ask for a coat or something so she doesn't end up violating said sense of modesty by being naked while fighting (as that she uses Dreaming Pearl in combat).
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| − | <br><Astra> And she seems to /enjoy/ doing fanservice, as long as it's just looking, no touching. It's weird when I had intended not to think about this stuff AT ALL for this character.
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| − | <br><Mitchell_Henderson> i think you subconsciously want to be objectified
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| − | <br><Mitchell_Henderson> you need a girlfriend/boyfriend/a dog or something
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| − | <br><Mitchell_Henderson> maybe a turtle
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| − | <br><Astra> Yeah, I do need to get laid. :P I'll freely admit that.
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| − | <br><Jeanstealer> THE MICROPHONE, EET IS LIKE A PENIS, JA?
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| − | <br><Jeanstealer> SHE IS DA SINGER, WHO SINGS INTO THE PHALLIC OBJECT, BUT NEVER TOUCHES IT YES
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| − | <br><Mitchell_Henderson> obvious penis envy
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| − | <br><Jeanstealer> QUITE
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| − | <br><Astra> ... Oh my god, stop making me die laughing. xD
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| − | <br><Astra> Crowning moment of lulz was talking to a friend and then going "... Oh dear god, Cassidy's a closet domaintrix."
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| − | <br><Jeanstealer> you like to imagine this, ja?
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| − | <br><Astra> Nein. I just find it fucking funny. xD
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| − | <br><Jeanstealer> ze microphone (which is a penis) vich she singz into vhile she dominates the crowd yes
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| − | === Blood sucker ===
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| − | Astra: ... Damn brain.
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| − | <br>Astra: The mental of Gabe freezing a vampire and having bloodiscles.
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| − | <br>Khayin: Heh heh heh
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| − | <br>Astra: It's stupid and on crack. x3
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| − | <br>Khayin: Gabriel Cordova -- intellectual, inventive genius, medical miracle-worker, and selfless defender of humanity.
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| − | <br>Khayin: Also addicted to corpse blood
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| − | <br>Astra: Everyone has their flaws.
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| − | ==Chat/Forum Combined Gonzo==
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| − | ===Pretty Pretty Princess Squad Go!!===
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| − | It began on the forums with [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9891387&postcount=2585 this:]
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| − | <br>''Astra: Oh yeah, as a note, our poor Twilight has a heavy workload at the time being. He won't say what it is, so I have taken to calling it 'My Pretty Pretty Princess the RPG.'
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| − | <br>''So yeah, if he isn't posting, blame work. And the glitter.''
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| − | Which led to questions and [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=9894091&postcount=2590 this:]
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| − | <br>''Dakk:Now I'm really wondering how a 'My pretty pretty princess' RPG would work. There could be a few interesting deconstructions in it if you do it right ...
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| − | <br>''Mpascal: All I know is that there would have to be glitter ponies involved in some capacity.''
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| − | And the next morning, a far too long and involved discussion on the matter between Astra and Mpascal, which included this:
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| − | ''astrakiseki: Would the whole cast be playing, or would it just be Cassidy, Sui Mae, Liz, and probably one or two of the guys?
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| − | <br>''Mpascal: The girls. Rob & Johnny would be playing NPCs (*makes whip cracking noise *), Gabe would be writing the rules, Darius would be wondering how Power Combat would work (and Mal would give him a Sailor Moon boxset for ideas), and John would be using Bureaucracy excellencies to register trademarks and have it in every Toys R Us and Wal-Mart by Christmas.
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| − | <br>''astrakiseki: XD
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| − | <br>''Mpascal: And making arrangements for the Saturday morning cartoon spinoff.
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| − | <br>''astrakiseki: Heheheh. I can see Mal smirking while Cassidy is looking for a CD for theme music, Liz is standing on the table holding up her 'princess' and her pony, trying to show a stunt, and Sui Mae is going 'O.o'
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| − | <br>''Mpascal: Featuring very bad cariactures of the girls as the Pretty Pretty Princess Justice Squad!''
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| − | Which leads us to the only logical(?) conclusion:
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| − | [[AlphaOmega/PrettyPrettyPrincessSquadGo|Pretty Pretty Princess Squad GO!!]]
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| − | May the Unconquered Sun have mercy on us all.
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