Forgotten Freedom:Rules of the Bar

(aka “The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if…”)

1: If your name contains the word “Jarlot” do not talk to the half-elf with the mechanical arm.

2: Bar brawls follow standard comic narrative rules.

3: The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if you call the orangutan a monkey.

4: The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if you attack the young farm boy who came in with the old man in a hooded cloak.

5. All ninja-pirate debates must be taken outside.

6. The establishment is not responsible if you choose to accept your mission.

7. The establishment is not responsible if your children disappear into a wardrobe.