Forgotten Freedom:Rules of the Bar
Revision as of 23:02, 25 July 2006 by 72.240.85.3 (talk)
(aka “The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if…”)
1: If your name contains the word “Jarlot” do not talk to the half-elf with the mechanical arm.
2: Bar brawls follow standard comic narrative rules.
3: The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if you call the orangutan a monkey.
4: The establishment is not responsible for what happens to you if you attack the young farm boy who came in with the old man in a hooded cloak.
5. All ninja-pirate debates must be taken outside.
6. The establishment is not responsible if you choose to accept your mission.
7. The establishment is not responsible if your children disappear into a wardrobe.
