Forgotten Freedom:Bat Jarlot Rules
BatJarlot's Rules starting at 0
0000) I am the Night, I am the Captain... not the other guy.
0001) Kanatash is now forced to wear a purple suit with a large flower and white makeup. He also must ridiculously giggle.
0002) Sa'vor must now wear a Scarecrow outfit.
0003) Terra is to dress in leaves and be an eco-terro... well, she doesn't need much changing.
0004) Slip will now wear a little yellow outfit with an "R" on it.
0005) You can proceed to contact me via the searchlight to the side of my cabin.
0006) Or the Red Telephone.
0007) Marish doesn't need changing but must carry a whip now.
0008) NOT FOR THAT REASON...
0009) Well maybe, actually.
0010) Andrea must talk about her evil world-conquering father while dressing in a catsuit and calling me "Beloved".
0011) Doog must scale up and call himself 'Croc'.
0012) Lisa shall be one of the few to get her own Bat costume.
0013) Igor will train with Henry Higgins to get an English accent.
0014) To help maintain my secret identity as a billionaire, I am confiscating everyone else's shares.
0015) Stupid will be dressed in a Mexican wrestler's mask and called Bane.
0016) Despite temptations, we will NOT throw a bottle of battery acid in Michael's face to make him Two Face.
0017) Ketler can STOP wearing his question mark covered outfit, we get who he wants to be.
0018) Keel Hauling will be replaced by a sound thrashing and Jarlotarangs.
0019) You shall not interrupt the Captain when he broods.
0020) You shall not point out that both my parents are still alive and not gunned down in a filthy alley.
0021) You will not mention Superjarlot and how he could kick my ass.
0022) Aerith will be referred to as "Vicky Vale" my lovable photographer girlfriend.
0023) Tifa will be referred to as "Lady Shiva", mistress of martial arts... also a girlfriend.
0024) Why? Because I'm a billionaire and a superhero.
0025) You shall promptly add "Bat" to every device's name onboard the ship. This is now the BatForgotten Freedom.
0026) I am designating the Hold I dump you scurvy rats into when you misbehave as "Arkham".
0027) Arkham is doubly funny because I've imprisoned :coolcthul
0028) Yes, I'm Batman.
0029) My quarters shall now be referred to as 'The Jarlot cave'.
0030) I'm Batman.
0031) I did indeed study to be the best at Everything...
0032) Yes, this includes Dance Dance Revolution.
0033) I'm Batman.
0034) All my entrances will be accompanied by huge sweeping scores or at the very least a nah nah nah nah nah sound.
0035) I'm Batman.
0036) You are forbidden to shout "WE KNOW" everytime I do that.
